A McConaughey Boy
Matthew McConaughey and his little chickadee (that's what he probably calls her) might be having a baby boy. Matthew recently said that he wanted to keep his baby's sex on the hush-hush, but the NYDN reports he's been ordering HUNK baby t-shirts and onesies from PlainMary.com. I know, that doesn't really mean anything. Matthew is the kind of stoner that would buy a HUNK t-shirt for his little girl.
Let's say a silent prayer to the weed Gods asking them to give smelly ass Matthew and smelly ass Camila Alves a baby boy. That way the name possibilities are endless. As you probably already know, Matthew's brother, Rooster, named his son Miller Lyte after the beer. This is the kind of genius I'm talking about.
They should really just cut to the chase and name their son "Stinky." That's what most people are going to say whenever they around his smelly little ass.
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I was waiting for you to name him Tyran "TRex" McConaughey:)! oh, and by the shape of her belly, its a boy!
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Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
They look so happy.But someone saw her profile with sexy photos on R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, a hot hook-up club for millionaires and celebrities. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!? Lots of beautiful girls and lady are said to be there
ImpertinentVixen: ALL Sedaris' books make me cry with laughter. I must get this one!
O/T: she's beautiful. He's meh.
Stoner hater.
Jeez, he can barely reach that little arm into his pocket!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
He may be dirty, but he's damn handsome and he's got a great voice.
Off Topic: I just finished David Sedaris's new book, "When You Are Engulfed in Flames," another classic. I laughed out loud a lot reading it. He does mention Paul but gives no anecdotes about him.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Hey Mike, my sister lives around the block from Rooster in Raleigh. She's met him and his wife and said they were like real nice, regular folks.
Matthew is bad.He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
Foster's IPA McConnaghey
Oh Matthew...How can something so dirty look so right???? Sorry guys, but he's still HAWT. Not "A Time to Kill" hot, or even "The Newton Boys" hot, but still really hot....
Submitted by Callan on July 3, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by mike on July 3, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by justjane on July 3, 2008 - 12:03pm.
O.K. David Sedaris' brother is the only Rooster I know
Rooster did my floors. Seriously.
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You must live in North Carolina then. That's awesome. Did he curse as much as David Sedaris says he does?
Yep, and he's every bit as funny. He really does do excellent work, though.
Submitted by mike on July 3, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by justjane on July 3, 2008 - 12:03pm.
O.K. David Sedaris' brother is the only Rooster I know
Rooster did my floors. Seriously.
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You must live in North Carolina then. That's awesome. Did he curse as much as David Sedaris says he does?
Submitted by mike on July 3, 2008 - 10:21am.
Submitted by justjane on July 3, 2008 - 12:03pm.
O.K. David Sedaris' brother is the only Rooster I know
Rooster did my floors. Seriously.
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Oh, I am so jellus!!!! I love that whole family.
[Hi Mike!!!!!]
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
T'Rex VonShortarms, lol! Mc's arms barely reach his pockets in this pic. That creeps me out so badly.
Submitted by justjane on July 3, 2008 - 12:03pm.
O.K. David Sedaris' brother is the only Rooster I know
Rooster did my floors. Seriously.
I like how the real Rooster got a black eye and to even his face out he borrowed Amy's mascara and blackened it himself.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Euphoria on July 3, 2008 - 10:04am.
I hear ya, Mrs. K. I just love Tim Curry, though. And he was the character Rooster in Annie.
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As in Little Orphan? I will put it on the Netflix queue!
Tim Curry is very talented, I agree.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Great, this is all the world needs, another McConaughey male runnin' around.
Man, i fear for where this world is headed.
Submitted by justjane on July 3, 2008 - 12:03pm.
O.K. David Sedaris' brother is the only Rooster I know.
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Oh my god, his stories about his brother Paul are hilarious!
Oh and my vote for the baby's name is Coors Natty Ice McConaughey.
Submitted by Callan on July 3, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Rooster? Miller Lyte?
And why isn't Matthew McConaughey banging Britney Spears? Sounds like a match made in trailer trash heaven... which reminds me, didn't MM live in a trailer until just recently?
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He sure did, but it was next to the beach so that makes it alright!
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 3, 2008 - 1:03pm.
I hear ya, Mrs. K. I just love Tim Curry, though. And he was the character Rooster in Annie.
Toker McConaughey
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
I can't get over how pretty she is and how ugly T-Rex is.
O.K. David Sedaris' brother is the only Rooster I know. Isn't Matt McC on record saying he's going to name his spawn after a beer???
Welcome to the world Rolling Rock McConaughey.
Euphoria--
I was thinking of David Sedaris' brother, Paul.
"You Can't Kill the Rooster."
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
what, no Petit Tresor?
too fancy for Mr.Budweiser over here?
I like McKindagay. He was in Dazed and Confused. "Watch the leather, man...got a joint? You'd be a lot cooler if you did"...*sigh* I wanna watch that right now!
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I say we get dangerous
Drysol McConaughey
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Rooster Cogburn. 'nuff said.
Tho a HUGE fan of Foghorn Leghorn.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Heinie Ken McConaughey
Bogart Toke McConaughey
Spleef McConaughey
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Rooster? Miller Lyte?
And why isn't Matthew McConaughey banging Britney Spears? Sounds like a match made in trailer trash heaven... which reminds me, didn't MM live in a trailer until just recently?
T'Rex vonShortarms.
That's my vote.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Axe Body Spray McConaghey.
Irish Spring McConaghey.
Speed Stick McConaghey.
Mitchum Ultra Dry McConaghey.
All names that will not be given to this stinky offspring, because T-Rex arms isn't familiar with them.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 3, 2008 - 12:56pm.
For me, the ONLY Rooster is from Annie...the great Tim Curry!
Wow, she looks great here.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
There is only ONE Rooster.
We all know it ain't McConaughey's brother.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
I think "Bongo" would be an appropriate name for a couple of reasons.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Reefer would be a great name for the little tyke. Or Ganja would work too.
A brother named Rooster with a nephew named miller lyte and a man who never bathes....this seems like the BEST FAMILY EVER!!! I want to be apart!
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop