Wino Is On Restriction
You see that little crackie claw creeping out of that mail slot? It's Wino crusty hand passing two autographed pictures of herself to some fans. Wino traded the pictures for a couple of ciggies. Why? Because she's so groooouuuuunded. And not by her daddy either!
Now Magazine reports that Wino's record label has put her on house-arrest and even hired security to keep all the riff-raff junkies out. A source said, "Effectively, Amy's been put under house arrest. She's being monitored 24/7 to make sure she's behaving herself and keeping out of harm's way. There's also a security guard stationed outside her house to vet any undesirables. From now on there'll be no more waifs and strays - or fans - coming into her place wreaking havoc."
Record label my ass! It's probably the other way around. All her neighbors put their pennies together to hire a dude to keep Wino inside of her house, because they are sick of her crazy crack ways. And how long before Wino is begging crackheads to blow a little crack smoke through the slot?
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Bradi,
They are "Cracking News"
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Here she goes again!
www.myspace.com/triston
@Bradiful,
PipeDreams?
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Submitted by Farrah on July 3, 2008 - 11:28am.
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Ack! Long time no see!
ONT: I'm hoping Chester Cheeto, herself, is getting her boots on the move as we speak.
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
Time for the record label to protect it's investment.
Does anyone know how many records they signed Amy Crackhouse for? to lazy to google.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
If Shitney reports were donned "Cheeto Reports" what are Wino updates?
Ice pop reports?
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Is she really having to trade for some cigarettes? If so that is some shit right there.. I don't like cig smoke, but if she is supposed to get off the rock, she'll need something to calm her down, and cig's will prob do it for her, or atleast help. Geesh, give the girl a break..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
WTF? If Amy does not want to be clean (and from the RS article, she does not), none of this is going to help. It will just make her worse...
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
*sigh* shit, who's gonna entertain us now? i'm kinda longing for the Cheeto Report days... good times..
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
About damn time!!!
I love crazyWinoescapades as much as the next person, but, she needs to get her shit togetha for reals...
So where was security when they took these pictures of the kids trading fags for autographs?
OMG that is awful.. Shoving her hand thru that slot.. "please sir, may I have some more.. cigs?"
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Her RECORD LABEL!?
Where the HELL is that girlie's family???
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
LMAO!!!
Amy, you crackie you!!! lol
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I say we get dangerous
LOL fucking classic! LOCKDOWN!!!!!!!!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
When's the Wino Webcam show premiere? I'd tune in!
Thing from the Addam's Family had a prettier hand.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Drastic times call for drastic measures. That's what she needs to straighten her mess out.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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