Wino Is On Restriction
You see that little crackie claw creeping out of that mail slot? It's Wino crusty hand passing two autographed pictures of herself to some fans. Wino traded the pictures for a couple of ciggies. Why? Because she's so groooouuuuunded. And not by her daddy either!
Now Magazine reports that Wino's record label has put her on house-arrest and even hired security to keep all the riff-raff junkies out. A source said, "Effectively, Amy's been put under house arrest. She's being monitored 24/7 to make sure she's behaving herself and keeping out of harm's way. There's also a security guard stationed outside her house to vet any undesirables. From now on there'll be no more waifs and strays - or fans - coming into her place wreaking havoc."
Record label my ass! It's probably the other way around. All her neighbors put their pennies together to hire a dude to keep Wino inside of her house, because they are sick of her crazy crack ways. And how long before Wino is begging crackheads to blow a little crack smoke through the slot?
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I bet its her maid autographing the pics while shes upstairs smokin crack
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Dollars to doughnuts, it's probably Winehouse's manager. Dayum, her manager is more loyal than her friggin' husband.
Happy 4th of July, mortals!
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I think it looks like a black security guard's hand
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I bet those ciggies have crack shoved in them. She always seems so "happy" to trade. :o)
If true, this is sick! Whatever happened to the days of letting people be themselves? From what I understand, she's never driven under the influence or done any other crazy shit that has put other people in danger. They need to just let her be.
That pic is some priceless Ghetto-Wino. Priceless.
I can't stop imagining her face as she sneaks pics through the mail-flap... *LOLOLOL*
Hmmmm, I wonder if Papa Wino talked to Whitney Houston's family. Remember when 'went to rehab', Houston's family took her away and she wasn't seen for about a couple of years. Earlier this year, Whitney reappeared with a fabulous weave, bigger boobies and publicity about a comeback album.
I wonder?
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 3, 2008 - 9:37am.
DQ, methadone is just as addictive but can be controlled by a physician. Crack is the worst thing to come down the road. Glad I never tried it.
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SAME HERE!!!!
I'd watch those bastards smoke that shit, be high for like 10 minutes the fiend for another hit.
Waste. Of. Coke.
Does anyone else get the feeling that Amy is a Drama Queen with a crackish demeanor? I'm just saying...
Fuck it. I don't care about someone who just pisses away their talent and their life like that. It's a loss but there are many other great singers out there willing to take her place. She doesn't care about getting better and her relationship with the paps is getting a little too Britney for me. Homegirl has not desire to get better. She's a total could-have-been.
This girl is beyond help
Submitted by Ford_Prefect on July 3, 2008 - 2:57pm.
ITA-- That's precisely how most junkies wind up killing themselves. They're forced to dry out, and their tolerance for the drug goes down. They get out, go grab their "usual" dose, and kill themselves instead.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 3, 2008 - 1:45pm.
It is addictive, and it is bad for you, just not as bad a heroin. Plus, the methadone clinic regulates how much methadone is dispensed, so they slowly wean the junkie off of it. They give them just enough to stop the pains and puking, but not enough to get a buzz.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Wino should send some of the hive thru that mail slot to get her the rocks. How long would it take to train a crack hive worker bee to fetch and retrieve?
Curious.
The whole situation is dumb as hell. Soon as Princess Crackie gets two nano seconds of freedom, she'll smoke enough crack to kill 8 crackies.
What part of the addict truly has to WANT to recover for recovery to work that these half wits don't get?
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this is so not gonna work anyone can slip some crack through that mail slot...dumbshit's should have sealed her up in a bubble!
"I don't get mad I just get even"
Mmmmmmm, who cares. Just saw this guy's blog and photos at milllionaire personals site
*******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is seeking on that site.
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DFH (or anyone who knows): I thought methadone had to be addictive, but is it just not as damaging as other drugs? There has to be a reason drug addicted moms to be are put on it for the good of the babies.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 3, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Doll, I don't blame you for that sensitivity AT ALL. It's perfectly reasonable and justified. I'm not sure exactly what the treatment for breaking crack addiction is, I don't know if there is something like methadone they can use to wean them off of it. For Amy's sake, and others addicted to crack, I hope there is, and I hope she chooses to get on that program. I understand your position on the cigs, they'll eventually kill her, emphysema or not. But the crack might kill her today, so that's the bigger issue that needs the most focus.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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DQ, methadone is just as addictive but can be controlled by a physician. Crack is the worst thing to come down the road. Glad I never tried it.
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Kizzy: I understand what you're saying -- as I said before, I'm a wee bit sensitive today. Is there a drug used to wean one off crack? Like methadone? Would that be a lesser evil?
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 3, 2008 - 1:26pm.
The only reason I said get her off the junk before getting her off the cigarettes is because that's how it's usually done by professional rehab counselors. Even they say it's hard to break both addictions at once, go for the more dangerous one first, then focus on the cigarettes. Plus, after kicking crack/heroin/coke, the nicotine would be easier to break. Doing it all at once is too much, and winds up not getting the person off drugs, nor cigarettes.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Sorry, but I have to disagree w/ the masses. If the woman truly has emphysema (or the beginnings of it), she shouldn't be smoking ANYTHING! It will only make things worse. (I'm on a cigarette rant today -- tomorrow is the 1st anniversary of hubby's best friend's death from mouth cancer. Very ugly way to go. He was only 38 & left behind a lovely wife & 2 young children.)
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Wow, a record label can put an artist under house arrest in England. Just another reason why celebrities over here should stop complaining about America! I wish we'd do that to them here!!
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OMFG! That is sick, SICK! How could Christy marry someone like that!
Now this is sad, regardless of whomever has her on lockdown. Either put her in a rehab facility where it will actually do some good, or just concentrate on who they let in there. Give the girl her cigarettes, she can't withdraw from everything all at once. Let her get off the junk, then quitting smoking will be a breeze in comparison. Imprisioning her this way is doing nothing to help her. It's ridiculous.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
OMG! That is so funny! Trading autographed pics for ciggys. Isn't that what her Blaaaake did in prison for drugs?
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 3, 2008 - 9:02am.
I'm still calling July 8 for her death date. She will probably surprise me, though.
M.E.: You mean this?
http://sify.com/movies/hollywood/fullstory.php?id=14706366
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Yeah, that was it. I'd not seen it until yesterday.
Hey slutz, CDAN has some perverted shit about Peter Cook and Alexa Ray Joel:
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/07/billy-joel-needs-to-kick-some-...
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Here is the link:
http://www.kutv.com/content/news/entertainment/story.aspx?content_id=922...
I'm still calling July 8 for her death date. She will probably surprise me, though.
M.E.: You mean this?
http://sify.com/movies/hollywood/fullstory.php?id=14706366
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
OK
I wrote another song for Amy
That old black magic has me in it’s spell
That old black magic that you weave so well
Icy fingers up
And down my spine
The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine
The same old tingle that I feel
Inside
When that elevator starts it’s ride
Down and down I go, round and round I go
Like a leaf that’s
Caught in the tide
I should stay away but what can I do
I hear your name, and I’m aflame
Aflame with
Such a burning desire
That only your kiss can put out the fire
You are the lover that I’ve waited for
The mate that fate had me created for
And every time your lips meet mine
Baby down and down I go,
All around I go
In a spin, loving the spin that I’m in
Under that old black magic called love
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by M.E. on July 3, 2008 - 11:57am.
Anyone else hear that?
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Ugh. No line up at the drugstore today or I would have read it. The Star's got it on the cover...Jamie Lynn Baby Drama! Complications! (whatever the dad's name is) Passes Out! Britney Flees! Or some such....
Now I've remembered to look for it. *sigh*
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M.E
haven't heard nuttin, but young girls often have to have C-sections, right?
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Off topic but still with in the six degrees of craziness and cheetos.
I read an article yesterday that claims Jamie Lynn started having complications and had to have an emergency c-section, drama, drama, drama.
Anyone else hear that?
@Farrah!
By Ack! I meant: It's good to see you!, of course:)
ONT: What is that they're passing through? A cheque?
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Submitted by dustbunny on July 3, 2008 - 11:49am.
Too funny. Labels used to always assign babysitters to keep an eye on the talent. Maybe they should have assigned her a female instead of that blond guy that ended up being arrested for crack?
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I think that chick {Nicole} from the Rolling Stones article may be indeed her 'female babysitter'
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Ugh, I'm sooooooo sick of this mediocre talent & her self-destructive ways.
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Farrah
we were expecting britt (after jamie had the kid)
to park herself in a broken lawn chair on the front yard and finger her nasty tacobox..
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
O Amy's a smart little crackhead. She start cutting herself or some shit, jump out a window...or some other tantrumy crack-like behaviour that will mean they'll have to take her to a hospital which is much easier to escape from.
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Last I heard it's illegal to hold someone against their will. I think this whole story is bs. The only people on house arrest are criminals with a SENTENCE ordered to do so by a JUDGE.
Too funny. Labels used to always assign babysitters to keep an eye on the talent. Maybe they should have assigned her a female instead of that blond guy that ended up being arrested for crack?
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 3, 2008 - 12:43pm.
come on Shittney, gas up that crazy train, we're drooling here.
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*sigh* no shit. I was so hoping she was gonna make a run for it with Jamie Lynn's bastard child. I pictured her grabbing that thing, placenta and all and make a run for it screaming "this mah boobooh!!"
ont: i'm Wino-ed out
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LMAO @ Wino being grounded. She could easily fit through that mail slot!
can they really do this to crackpunzel? she's a grown ass woman think about it if she's being held against her will then this is going to get good when she finally gets out
ok so brit brit is the cheetoed one with the cheeto reports amy's crackpunzel so....
crackpunzel edition
the wino report
the ice pop chronicles
My anti drug
DARE you not to throw up
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money first orgasms second
:(
George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
Submitted by angel_i on July 3, 2008 - 12:30pm.
it's good to see you again, in all your Chola glory. :)
on t: i wonder if there's a fireplace at Wino's. You know bitch is crazy and skinny enough to try and climb her way out to freedom like that. Plus, she'll get to sniff some lovely fumes, that'll give her enough strenght to get to the top. Wino Mole!
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come on Shittney, gas up that crazy train, we're drooling here.
on topic.
you cannot force someone to be sober, and if they don't know that, they're about to find out!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
She is clearly going insane.
But, uhm, hello! If you are allowing people to pass her cigs and whatever else, she's gonna get some drugs slipped to her.
How much do you want to bet that the ciggies in the trade were filled with crack rocks under the tobacco at the tip?
There's alot of crackery that could be discreetly pushed through that slot.
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