It's Rojo Caliente Time!
The rare and reclusive gayelle beauty known as Rojo Caliente has finally graced us with her presence! It's been much too long and I was almost going to set up camp at Home Depot, hoping to run into her one day. It's a good thing I didn't do that, because Rojo is far away in Greece. Rojo goes international! On Tuesday night, Rojo and her woman, Cynthia Nixon, showed up to some Tommy Hillfiger party in Athens.
A Dlisted birdie also spotted Rojo and Cynthia in Mykonos a few days ago. Hmmm....I know what's going on here. Rojo is returning to her native home of the Isle of Lesbos. She is going there to fight the locals and regain her crown as the Empress of All Lesbos!
You know how the locals are suing a gay group to take back their Lesbian identity? Well, they better fill all their buckets up with water, because here comes Rojo Caliente! She's going to munch them one by one and soon their genitals will be putty in her mouth. The gayelle war of the century.
Here's some pics of Rojo, Cynthia, Tommy, Tommy's ho, Hugh Jackman and Hugh's memaw wife in Athens. Cynthia looks like she stuck her finger in a light socket. Actually, she probably did stick her finger in an electric hole belonging to.........ROJO CALIENTE! It burns....
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Submitted by xxyxz
It is after the first. Did you get everything done? We both crapped out right after you...LOL! trendsetter.
I could care about how Rojo dresses for the day to day, but if you are going to go to some red carpet event, a little effort should be made on attire. Rojo always shows up looking like she has a used 1994 Chevy Nova she wants to pawn off on the nearest unsuspecting fool. No money down.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 3, 2008 - 11:08am.
Help me out here. I am not trying to be insulting. But doesn't having a gf that looks like a man sort of defeat the purpose????
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I was just about to post something similar. I'm also not trying to be insulting, but what is the attraction? Does she want a man with a vagina because she doesn't like the dick? If I was a lesbian, I would want a beautiful woman, not someone who looks like an unattractive man. I know they met through having an interest in public education in NYC, so they do have something in common (besides a vagina) but Danny Mozes (the father of her kids) was somewhat attractive. Somebody help me out here, too!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 3, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Her face DOES look like Richard Kind.
Tommy Hillfiger should donate some clothes to Rojo. I mean, come on! In the picture she's dressed like my father circa 1985.
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She looks so manly I feel like I'M growing a penis.
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Submitted by Possum on July 3, 2008 - 12:28pm.
She needs to go on and get a dick permanently attached to her already.
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Hahaaa, so true!
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROJO CALIENTE! ROJO CALIENTE TIME IS ALL THE TIME!!!
Submitted by loozer on July 3, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 3, 2008 - 11:08am.
Help me out here. I am not trying to be insulting. But doesn't having a gf that looks like a man sort of defeat the purpose????
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I know what you're saying but maybe how she looks isn't the most important thing to Cynthia
Nixon. She's in love with her I guess.
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I just think it's hilarious that I used to know what this dude's name really is, but now all I know him by is Rojo Caliente.
Submitted by angel_i on July 3, 2008 - 6:25pm.
Which isn't that hard to do! *ba dom chu* (bad comedic drum roll) lol
Wait a minute, are we sure Red isn't Terry of Birmingham with a ginger wig?
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She needs to go on and get a dick permanently attached to her already.
How can she go aroung calling the thing her partner??????
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Move over Phoebe Price, ROJO CALIENTE is the new Ginger! and her style is a little 'plain' but it's cool really.
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Submitted by Carmeloh on July 3, 2008 - 11:22am.
U know, i'm beginning to suspect that cynthia wants rojo to look all frumpy so she can outshine her...
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It IS true that Cynthia seems a whole lot more attractive standing next to her.
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I like Red because she obviously doesn't give a damn what people think. If I run into some big-shit designer, I want to be wearing that tie, too. You go!
"Actually, she probably did stick her finger in an electric hole belonging to.........ROJO CALIENTE! It burns...."
And MK says it all with so little shame... I hate to be judgemental, actually I love it but that's besides the point. I do however, pray that I never fall so deep in love that I don't mind going to bed with Prince Harry's future self. *shudder*
U know, i'm beginning to suspect that cynthia wants rojo to look all frumpy so she can outshine her...
I'm getting a serious Richard Kind vibe from Rojo.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 3, 2008 - 11:08am.
Help me out here. I am not trying to be insulting. But doesn't having a gf that looks like a man sort of defeat the purpose????
Exactly! That has always been my view about drag queens. Sure, they are entertaining to watch, but not to date. I am attracted to men - men that act and look like women doesn't do it for me.
I have to say, however, that I agree with Not Impressed. Rojo does look like a friendly, fun person to hangout with. I also think she should dress however she wants and be herself.
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Cynthia Nixon is starting to look a little dried up around the edges. Scarecrowiful.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Bwahahahaha... that TIE!
Man, i think Cynthia should be a better gf and find her otha half a better wardrobe choices, otherwise its just cruel.
Submitted by gia on July 3, 2008 - 11:12am.
butch can be fashionable too,
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Exactly. I think Butches can be SO HAWT. Especially the ones that look like teenage boys (I'm not fetishy like that, don't worry, it only looks good because they're actually women). I just love the look. (Kinda like that asshole girlie pap - if she wasn't such an asshole, that is.)
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its too fucking early in the morning to see rojo calinente
Why does MK have to post shit about this bitch? She's fucking ugly and no one cares what she's been up to.
Rojo looks like she is going to sell me a used car.
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WAIT. THAT's Hugh Jackmans wife?
Beauty really IS in the eye of the beer holder.
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butch can be fashionable too, but rojo doesnt know how to pull if off the right way. ellen always dresses masculine, but its styish & low key & never over ther top. rojo needs to be more subtle.
We get Rojo. You're a lesbian. That doesn't mean you have to dress like a nerdy accountant.
All she needs is a pocket protector and horn-rimmed glasses.
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Oh dear. I'm sure she's lovely but damn...she is one plain woman. Why dress like a man? A badly dressed, overweight blind man at that. Cripes. She must have something..............
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 3, 2008 - 11:08am.
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Oops! I didn't see this...if I had I could have just said:
I know, right?!
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She looks like an jackass with that outfit on. I don't care if she is a bulldyke or not.
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Rojo Caliente means "red hot"
Why be a lesbian if you're just gonna get with some girl that looks like a middle-aged business man? I really don't get it.
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It's always nice to see Rojo. She looks friendly. On a separate note, Hugh Jackman's wife is OLD. I guess memaws need hot man loving, too.
Help me out here. I am not trying to be insulting. But doesn't having a gf that looks like a man sort of defeat the purpose????
Someone please tell me what Rojo Callente means?
I know it's a nickname, but why?
And I'm not checking out everything, just taking my Avatar back to another site!
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Damn...she must be the funniest, wittiest, most clever person ever in exisitance to get someone to over look all the fugliness of her face and shapeless body and go to town on her VaJJ everynight....
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
Cynthia must have had a good roll with Rojo before the show. Bed hair if ever I saw it.
Nice men's tie Rojo - WTF? I can see if you want to be a gayelle, but at least do it with style, woman!! I don't understand the gayelles that dress like men. Just cause you like to eat puss does not mean you are actually a man.
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