It's Rojo Caliente Time!
The rare and reclusive gayelle beauty known as Rojo Caliente has finally graced us with her presence! It's been much too long and I was almost going to set up camp at Home Depot, hoping to run into her one day. It's a good thing I didn't do that, because Rojo is far away in Greece. Rojo goes international! On Tuesday night, Rojo and her woman, Cynthia Nixon, showed up to some Tommy Hillfiger party in Athens.
A Dlisted birdie also spotted Rojo and Cynthia in Mykonos a few days ago. Hmmm....I know what's going on here. Rojo is returning to her native home of the Isle of Lesbos. She is going there to fight the locals and regain her crown as the Empress of All Lesbos!
You know how the locals are suing a gay group to take back their Lesbian identity? Well, they better fill all their buckets up with water, because here comes Rojo Caliente! She's going to munch them one by one and soon their genitals will be putty in her mouth. The gayelle war of the century.
Here's some pics of Rojo, Cynthia, Tommy, Tommy's ho, Hugh Jackman and Hugh's memaw wife in Athens. Cynthia looks like she stuck her finger in a light socket. Actually, she probably did stick her finger in an electric hole belonging to.........ROJO CALIENTE! It burns....
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LCT,
*wipes eyes*
Thank you! I mean, i even pulled out my A-List, Pinkie and the Brain material!!
It's ok though, Mrs K. shut it down!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Submitted by M.E. on July 3, 2008 - 1:30pm.
I was a) suspicious and wanted to make sure it was you and b)whats a dinky? c) I don't remember what it was now. Sorry love.
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1)My bad, should have responded with, "It's the Fecal loving Canadian!
2)A dinky is either a flaccid shriveled penis, or a person who displays poop-like behaviour
c)Me neither.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 1:29pm.
LCT,
*sniff*
It called me an "asswipe" yesterday.
*sniff*
Poop stirrer...
*Bloop*
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WHAT?! Nobody puts my Clarisse in the ass-wiping corner. SMACK DOWN.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 9:24am.
Submitted by M.E. on July 3, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Hey hor! you never responded back!
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That's because I was under the impression you a) didn't know who I was, or b)was being a dinky, hence the whole 'what the hell are you talking about' thing.
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I was a) suspicious and wanted to make sure it was you and b)whats a dinky? c) I don't remember what it was now. Sorry love.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 3, 2008 - 1:08pm.
For some reason, evreytime I try and set up an acct. it wont let me....
@#$%^&*((@#$%^&*@#$%^&@#$%^&*()_)(@#$%^&*(
get a clue....
LCT,
*sniff*
It called me an "asswipe" yesterday.
*sniff*
Poop stirrer...
*Bloop*
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 1:27pm.
I've given you hoooorz my email plenty but you never bother to write. I've heard stories about the forum, the legends, the myths, they scare me, I'm superstitious.
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I didn't get it :(
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
peeing now
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by M.E. on July 3, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 9:05am.
Submitted by M.E. on July 3, 2008 - 1:01pm.
LCT , Okie - why the hell do you two horz just lurke in the forum?
POST!
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I've given you hoooorz my email plenty but you never bother to write. I've heard stories about the forum, the legends, the myths, they scare me, I'm superstitious.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on July 3, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 1:18pm.
I didnt mean to be bossy. Im sorry. I just think the internet is kind of dangerous and mud packer is kind of insane so I did not want you to have a bad experience. You or any person on here.
Its fun here but it is dangerous too.
I scared myself!
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Let's all have one big collective pee to ease the nerves.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by M.E. on July 3, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Hey hor! you never responded back!
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That's because I was under the impression you a) didn't know who I was, or b)was being a dinky, hence the whole 'what the hell are you talking about' thing.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 1:18pm.
I didnt mean to be bossy. Im sorry. I just think the internet is kind of dangerous and mud packer is kind of insane so I did not want you to have a bad experience. You or any person on here.
Its fun here but it is dangerous too.
I scared myself!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 9:05am.
Submitted by M.E. on July 3, 2008 - 1:01pm.
LCT , Okie - why the hell do you two horz just lurke in the forum?
POST!
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Lurk? I set up an account to send private messages, which tend to be responded to with "What the hell are you talking about?" Otherwise, I've checked out a few threads and all they seem to be are giant avies of blow up dolls and fat guys with no real semblance of conversation.
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Hey hor! you never responded back!
*having stomping fit*
Mud Packer, are you playing nice? Don't make me have to be a bitch to you, please.
OnT: Why is Cynthia's hair getting lighter? She should be as Rojo as Rojo Caliente.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on July 3, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Mud Packer is a rable rouser.
Dont give it any personal information.
It has already stated its intentions to cause trouble here.
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Sorry, I must have missed that part. My bad.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 1:09pm.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 3, 2008 - 1:08pm.
For some reason, evreytime I try and set up an acct. it wont let me....
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I had that problem for a loooong time, then I emailed MK and he fixed it up in half a day. He's one kickass dude.
Mud Packer is a rable rouser.
Dont give it any personal information.
It has already stated its intentions to cause trouble here.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 3, 2008 - 9:59am.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 3, 2008 - 12:54pm.
XXyxz.. girl I gotta talk to YOU!! I'll call you in a minute. Toe Tae??
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Is it too invasive if I ask what you gotta talk about? Im nosey like that!
@#$%^&*()+_)@#$%^&*(@#$%^&@#$%^&
Jeebus, could you possibly be a bigger tool?
*spitting in disgust*
ImpVix,
Loved the link. Made me laugh out loud.
Did you em MK with your list?
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
If only this picture had red hair:
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 3, 2008 - 1:08pm.
For some reason, evreytime I try and set up an acct. it wont let me....
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I had that problem for a loooong time, then I emailed MK and he fixed it up in half a day. He's one kickass dude.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Umm
Umm
she has one hell of a personality?
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
My Big Fat Gayelle Wedding.
Rojo still looks like an escapee from the Keebler treehouse.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by M.E. on July 3, 2008 - 1:01pm.
LCT , Okie - why the hell do you two horz just lurke in the forum?
POST!
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Lurk? I set up an account to send private messages, which tend to be responded to with "What the hell are you talking about?" Otherwise, I've checked out a few threads and all they seem to be are giant avies of blow up dolls and fat guys with no real semblance of conversation.
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For some reason, evreytime I try and set up an acct. it wont let me....
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by M.E. on July 3, 2008 - 1:01pm.
LCT , Okie - why the hell do you two horz just lurke in the forum?
POST!
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Lurk? I set up an account to send private messages, which tend to be responded to with "What the hell are you talking about?" Otherwise, I've checked out a few threads and all they seem to be are giant avies of blow up dolls and fat guys with no real semblance of conversation.
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For some reason, evreytime I try and set up an acct. it wont let me....
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
Hello, me lovely sluuutz and hoooorz!! How are we all today?
Cynthia actually looks pretty. Rojo Caliente is looking more and more like my 9th grade social studies teacher, Mr. Sanders. Lil' more spare tire, and I'll swear it's him.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by M.E. on July 3, 2008 - 1:01pm.
LCT , Okie - why the hell do you two horz just lurke in the forum?
POST!
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Lurk? I set up an account to send private messages, which tend to be responded to with "What the hell are you talking about?" Otherwise, I've checked out a few threads and all they seem to be are giant avies of blow up dolls and fat guys with no real semblance of conversation.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by xxyxz on July 3, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Wow! Nice pakage LCT
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Thanks. Wool socks are my secret.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by oklahoma on July 3, 2008 - 1:00pm.
I DO NOT like that girl standing by Rojo.. She looks like a homewrecker and a half! Girl don't make me cut you!!
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*glares @ Mudpacker*
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*glares back @ oklahoma*
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
LCT , Okie - why the hell do you two horz just lurke in the forum?
POST!
not that Cynthia Nixon is completely stunning...but when you see a couple with that sort of disparity in their looks, you normally think that the ugly one must A. be rich (I would assume a well paid Cynthia doesnt care about that) or B. the ugly one is hung like a donkey
Im guessing B is the case here.
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I DO NOT like that girl standing by Rojo.. She looks like a homewrecker and a half! Girl don't make me cut you!!
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*glares @ Mudpacker*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by oklahoma on July 3, 2008 - 12:54pm.
XXyxz.. girl I gotta talk to YOU!! I'll call you in a minute. Toe Tae??
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Is it too invasive if I ask what you gotta talk about? Im nosey like that!
OnT: I dont care what anyone says, red hair does not make you hot! That woman is one of the uglier women ive seen in a long while!
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
LCT.. mmmmm *drools* Pancake snack bar.. *pours whiskey all over face*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Oklahoma!!!!!
Hugs and sloppy kisses
DebFrmHell
I'm still not done yet . We're waiting on painters
Submitted by oklahoma on July 3, 2008 - 12:50pm.
LCT.. I think ROJO uses that sticky tape that people use to catch flies w/.. But covers it w/ Mayonnaise.. *giggles*
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Ahhh, so one side is holding down the pancakes and the other is acting as a snack bar? You are a genius.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
XXyxz.. girl I gotta talk to YOU!! I'll call you in a minute. Toe Tae??
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
IMO, Miss Rojo does not see her femininity as a relevant attribute for her image.
This how she sees herself on the inside.
But what the hell do I know.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Wow! Nice pakage LCT
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 12:43pm.
LOL! It makes my brain hurt, too, so I'm going on to other another topic...Rojo looks like those guys in the bad suits who try to hit on you in airport bars. But, I'm sure she's got a good heart or something that Cynthia likes. LOL!
LCT.. I think ROJO uses that sticky tape that people use to catch flies w/.. But covers it w/ Mayonnaise.. *giggles*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by Cindyloo on July 3, 2008 - 12:46pm.
What does Rojo do for a living? I don't recall.
from the looks of her jacket I would say mortgage consultant
Submitted by angel_i on July 3, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on July 3, 2008 - 11:45am.
Um it is not that confusing bitches! Cynthia likes pussy and does not care about the package.
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And then again maybe she DOES like the package. It's just not the package anyone would expect her to like.
I LIKE THAT THEORY TOOOO!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Rojo Caliente is muy guapa. As far as Cynthia dating someone who is masculine, well, I've seen plenty of straight men date/marry masculine looking women with short hair, bad shoes, and front butt jeans.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on July 3, 2008 - 11:45am.
Um it is not that confusing bitches! Cynthia likes pussy and does not care about the package.
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And then again maybe she DOES like the package. It's just not the package anyone would expect her to like.
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
QUICK POLL:
What does Rojo Caliente use to tape down her silver dollar nippled pancakes?
1) Duct Tape
2) Tensor Bandage
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
What does Rojo do for a living? I don't recall.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 3, 2008 - 12:43pm.
I could care about how Rojo dresses for the day to day, but if you are going to go to some red carpet event, a little effort should be made on attire. Rojo always shows up looking like she has a used 1994 Chevy Nova she wants to pawn off on the nearest unsuspecting fool. No money down.
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I know, but seriously a lotta gays are just like dudes...they dont care how they look or if they bathe or smell good...they need a woman to help them along and if Rojo is comming out looking like she does then I think Cynthia is a tad bit responsible too!
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
Um it is not that confusing bitches! Cynthia likes pussy and does not care about the package. She cares about how their lives feel good together and how they connect on another level that isnt superficial.
Im sure some women in here have husbands or boyfirends that look like/act women and im sure some men in her have wives who look like butch ass Travoltas at a leather daddy parade.
To cynthia this rojo IS ALL woman and she dont give a fuck what you guys think of her fucking outfits :) Love is not about being fashionabe or about gender. Hearts dont have pussies and dicks
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Despite her obvious lack of style, Rojo always is wearing a great smile. I don't think I've seen a picture of her not smiling. She seems like a happy gal.
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
Submitted by Euphoria on July 3, 2008 - 12:40pm.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 3, 2008 - 11:08am.
Help me out here. I am not trying to be insulting. But doesn't having a gf that looks like a man sort of defeat the purpose????
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I was just about to post something similar. I'm also not trying to be insulting, but what is the attraction? Does she want a man with a vagina because she doesn't like the dick? If I was a lesbian, I would want a beautiful woman, not someone who looks like an unattractive man. I know they met through having an interest in public education in NYC, so they do have something in common (besides a vagina) but Danny Mozes (the father of her kids) was somewhat attractive. Somebody help me out here, too!
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I think this is about as meaningful as asking what the meaning of life is. There is no explanation. I wondered this same thing about the pregnant man's wife. She wants someone that looks like a man with no tits and a beard and everything, but still wants the pink taco. Makes no fucking sense and it pisses me off trying to figure it out.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo