It's Rojo Caliente Time!
The rare and reclusive gayelle beauty known as Rojo Caliente has finally graced us with her presence! It's been much too long and I was almost going to set up camp at Home Depot, hoping to run into her one day. It's a good thing I didn't do that, because Rojo is far away in Greece. Rojo goes international! On Tuesday night, Rojo and her woman, Cynthia Nixon, showed up to some Tommy Hillfiger party in Athens.
A Dlisted birdie also spotted Rojo and Cynthia in Mykonos a few days ago. Hmmm....I know what's going on here. Rojo is returning to her native home of the Isle of Lesbos. She is going there to fight the locals and regain her crown as the Empress of All Lesbos!
You know how the locals are suing a gay group to take back their Lesbian identity? Well, they better fill all their buckets up with water, because here comes Rojo Caliente! She's going to munch them one by one and soon their genitals will be putty in her mouth. The gayelle war of the century.
Here's some pics of Rojo, Cynthia, Tommy, Tommy's ho, Hugh Jackman and Hugh's memaw wife in Athens. Cynthia looks like she stuck her finger in a light socket. Actually, she probably did stick her finger in an electric hole belonging to.........ROJO CALIENTE! It burns....
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OKIE YOU DID NOT JUST WIPE AN EYE BOOGER ON ME!!!
My life is over. I'm covered in eye booger.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 3, 2008 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 11:16am
Toilet paper and sanitary napkins seem to be desperately needed here.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Be right back. Something about fresh air.
Please continue the profanity yelling. Makes my insides tingle.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by xxyxz on July 3, 2008 - 10:06am.
PUSSY FART
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LMFAO
fart. ehehehehehhhh
I'm immature.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 2:09pm.
I've made certain that should you decide for water-birth, the birthing tub will be filled with waters from the spring at Lourdes. And the ice chips dispensed during birth were chipped specifically from antarctic ice, so they are almost as pure as your saintliness.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
IMPACTED COLON
*licks eye booger from Xxyxz's eye*
*wipes it on LCT*
Muahaaa!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 11:16am.
. The rose petals MUST be from Paris. Because my mother was born in Montreal.
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I think she was born behind a bowling alley in Detroit.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
EYE BOOGER
Sowwy Oklahoma. I know it's your word
CLOTTED ANAL HAIR
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 11:16am.
Yes, you seem like a mild-mannered respectable lady, but we all know you love to spank Pudge and pull his hair....LMAO
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Blushing.
I'm going to Costco. Anyone need anything?
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Projectile diarrhea with a menstrual queef
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Saint Angelina, how are you feeling today? May I bring you another velvet cushion for your back? Perhaps some chilled mango juice? A nice foot-rub? Or should I just continue dispensing rose petals all around your bed, in case your sainted toes should need to touch the floor?
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I feel happy, and am the only woman who's ever been happy while pregnant. I'm so happy, I might just go adopt something. The rose petals MUST be from Paris. Because my mother was born in Montreal.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 3, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 10:58am
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Yes, you seem like a mild-mannered respectable lady, but we all know you love to spank Pudge and pull his hair....LMAO
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
CLARISSE! CAPS LOCK!
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Oh Snap! *runs away with tail between legs*
I'm outta here people
VAGINAL DISCHARGE
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Oh can I play?
ANAL LEAKAGE
MENSTRUAL CLOTS
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Clarisse.. Xxyxz.. You guys are making me nervous.. I just hope this 'secret' is a surprise poopday party?? *wishing* Or maybe a ejaculation party... *crossing fingers*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Saint Angelina, how are you feeling today? May I bring you another velvet cushion for your back? Perhaps some chilled mango juice? A nice foot-rub? Or should I just continue dispensing rose petals all around your bed, in case your sainted toes should need to touch the floor?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Xxyxz... Hey, I thought someone was in that closet hiding when I just farted.. Dang it, I can never get away w/ that stuff.. *hangs head in shame*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 11:07am.
You never fail to amaze and delight with your knowledge, dear lady, once again, I humbly bow to your superiority. You so totally rock!!!
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Thanks sweetie. It's just that I've been around long enough to know that I really don't know anything!♥
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
xxyxz,
Bah! I suck at secret keepin! Maybe Okie will skip that post!
LCT,
Anal Seep
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 10:58am.
Yeah, it's got balls enough to say VLL isn't what she seems.
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"isn't what she seems"?!?!?!!?
Well, neither am I.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 3, 2008 - 2:01pm.
You never fail to amaze and delight with your knowledge, dear lady, once again, I humbly bow to your superiority. You so totally rock!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
PUSSY FART
You guys are cracking me up.. Crack!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by doodlewhore on July 3, 2008 - 11:00am.
I have no problem with Rojo wearing men's clothing. What bothers me is that she dresses like a used car salesman circa 1976. Cynthia has major bucks, so why doesn't she take her shopping at Barneys for pete's sake?
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Exactly, but I highly doubt she could fit into anything from Barneys...
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by M.E. on July 3, 2008 - 1:01pm.
LCT , Okie - why the hell do you two horz just lurke in the forum?
POST!
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Damn M.E.. Why you so jealous all the time. Won't anyone talk to you in the Forum?? you Betta check that horz talk..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 2:01pm.
Of course I'll keep your secret, Ang--I mean LoveCarrotTop, LMAO
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No, no no. You will address me as Saint Angelina.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 1:27pm
OK, one more time, but only because you're such a hawwwt sluuuuuut.
Besides, we have a new mission to work on: Fuckin_Classy thought of it, and it's necessary. Bring chola bitches to the FLDS encampment, and let them loose.
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Plus we have a huge chola shortage in Raleigh NC. We have some cholos, but they're either not bringing their cholas with them, or they're not letting them out of the house. We need to get some cholas here, and then a larger group of the serious toothbrush-shiv-in-the-hair cholas for the FLDS compound.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 11:02am.
NATAL CLEFT
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
clairsse
No. That's OUR little secret! I haven't told Okie yet She will bitchslap a hoe
(PS, Can we please have a 'Blurt out inappropriate bodily function words' party?)
RECTAL TEAR
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
This should explain perfectly what Cynthia sees in her Rojo:
How little we know! how much to discover
What chemical forces flow from lover to lover!
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle.
Who cares to define what chemistry this is?
Who cares, with your lips on mine, how ignorant bliss is?
So long as you kiss me, and the world around us shatters,
How little it matters, how little we know.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 1:47pm
Of course I'll keep your secret, Ang--I mean LoveCarrotTop, LMAO
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
DIREAR
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
I have no problem with Rojo wearing men's clothing. What bothers me is that she dresses like a used car salesman circa 1976. Cynthia has major bucks, so why doesn't she take her shopping at Barneys for pete's sake?
http://doodlewhore.com/
http://www.handsomedevilpress.com
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 1:47pm.
OK, one more time, but only because you're such a hawwwt sluuuuuut.
Besides, we have a new mission to work on: Fuckin_Classy thought of it, and it's necessary. Bring chola bitches to the FLDS encampment, and let them loose.
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Ok! I just emailed you. Don't tell anyone in here that I'm secretly Angelina Jolie emailing from my personal account, OK?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Better Off Dead on July 3, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Trolls have douchebag and asshole qualities, it's easy to be confused. Trolls just deliberately come on a blog site just to stir shit. Hence the douchebag and asshole behavior.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 9:35am.
Submitted by M.E. on July 3, 2008 - 1:30pm.
I was a) suspicious and wanted to make sure it was you and b)whats a dinky? c) I don't remember what it was now. Sorry love.
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1)My bad, should have responded with, "It's the Fecal loving Canadian!
2)A dinky is either a flaccid shriveled penis, or a person who displays poop-like behaviour
c)Me neither.
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Soooo,what did we learn here?
a) We are both overly suspicious horz who love bathroom times
b)is edifying
c) Our memory banks are full. *whispering* Or we just drink too much.
*ahem*
Carry on!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Kizzy,
Yeah, it's got balls enough to say VLL isn't what she seems. My thought was "sane, as opposed to you" but I said she seemed nice while it just seemed like an asshole.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy,
Oh it must have come back after i left.
Layin the smack down!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
can you guys tell me what it means when somebody is a troll? what's the difference between a troll and an asshole or douchebag? They have so many similar qualities it's hard for me to tell the difference
After some searching, I found a picture of Cynthia's ex husband:
http://www.oanmedia.com/2003/05/mondo_drama_opens_american_ima.php
I guess Rojo Caliente is the ginger, female version of her ex hubby.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 1:29pm
I applied a smackdown to that bitch every time it reared it's ugly head yesterday/last night. Got to the point it would abandon any thread I came onto. I hate chickenshit motherfuckers. It's VLL's troll.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
xxyxz,
Don't forget gay midget porn.
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
mud packer
We talk about the usual tampon strings, skid marks and waxing our vagineys
Rojo looks beautiful. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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