It's Rojo Caliente Time!
The rare and reclusive gayelle beauty known as Rojo Caliente has finally graced us with her presence! It's been much too long and I was almost going to set up camp at Home Depot, hoping to run into her one day. It's a good thing I didn't do that, because Rojo is far away in Greece. Rojo goes international! On Tuesday night, Rojo and her woman, Cynthia Nixon, showed up to some Tommy Hillfiger party in Athens.
A Dlisted birdie also spotted Rojo and Cynthia in Mykonos a few days ago. Hmmm....I know what's going on here. Rojo is returning to her native home of the Isle of Lesbos. She is going there to fight the locals and regain her crown as the Empress of All Lesbos!
You know how the locals are suing a gay group to take back their Lesbian identity? Well, they better fill all their buckets up with water, because here comes Rojo Caliente! She's going to munch them one by one and soon their genitals will be putty in her mouth. The gayelle war of the century.
Here's some pics of Rojo, Cynthia, Tommy, Tommy's ho, Hugh Jackman and Hugh's memaw wife in Athens. Cynthia looks like she stuck her finger in a light socket. Actually, she probably did stick her finger in an electric hole belonging to.........ROJO CALIENTE! It burns....
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She's with a big celeb...why is Rojo wearing a suit that looks like it's from a bad 70's cop show or an episode of Barney Miller. Yucky.
Cythia looks like she doesn't even want to know her in the first pic. She has her arm around one chick, but seems a little distant from RC.
Ew dude.. Cover your face up
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
It is said someone found her on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She has a personal account there with her pictures,blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
Kizzy,
See! I told ya!
Well, i'm off. Have great one!
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Kizzy!
I feel immediately crestfallen, I can tell it IS the power of the disapproving glance. I am wilted, and have a strange urge to make offerings of cabbage and carrots.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 4:29pm
Good call!!! Jackman definitely looks like a friend of the hookah!
OffT: Yeah, I imagine a few warning nips I was taking too much license with his kingly fur would learn me quickly. "Next time bitch, you lose a finger!" LMAO
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Does anyone else see a resemblance between these two? I'm a little freakd out right now.
"I don't get mad I just get even"
Spankings!!!! Alright!!!
On topic: Check out the last pic. Hugh Jackman is ssssstoned!!
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MUCUS PLUG
LCT harrrrrrder baby
Cynthia looks lovely here. Love the dress on her.
Rojo Caliente looks, well, rojo caliente! She always has a goofy grin on her face... I'll bet she's a great lay.
Submitted by xxyxz on July 3, 2008 - 3:16pm.
LCT. Yes please!!
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*spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank*
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
PUS-FILLED SCROTUM
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
LCT. Yes please!!
PARIS HILTONS STD PANNEL
It doesn't get any dirtier then that
Kizzy,
LMAO! Yeah, Max would learn you real fast rule #1. You pet Max when Max wants pets.
lil fucker.
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kitty1,
THANK YOU!!! God, i thought i was the only one dumbfounded by that!?!?!?!
LCT,
NIPPLE JUICE
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What the fuckity fuck is going on in this thread??
*wiping fecal matter off screen*
FROMUNDA CHEESE.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hugh is a hot piece.....is he really married to her???????????????????
Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Kizzy,
He's gorgeous, he knows it, he's the alpha male, he's the king, and you are his well-trained pet. I'd indulge his every whim, too, how could you not? He'd hate me, I'd be kissing him so much, but that widdle nose is just begging for kisses!! I can hear him tell me now, "Bitch, you're stroking the fur off my ears, leave them alone!"
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
CHUNKY FORESKIN LEFTOVERS
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
xxyxz, can I offer you a spank?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
MOIST TAINT
Submitted by xxyxz on July 3, 2008 - 3:02pm.
kizzy my dear! How are you today?
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Doing well, dolly, all the more better for having seen you today!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
OnT: I do like Cynthia's dress, she does look good in it, not too washed out.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy,
Thanks! He is a handsome little devil! =)
You would never know in that little 5lb ball of fluff is the mind of a Rottie, the heart of a lion and the stubbornness of a mule!
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kizzy my dear! How are you today? I
Angel_i
Did I steal one from you? Sorry. My vocabulary is small
*cries*
ANAL FISSURE CRUST CAUGHT IN DINGLEBERRY COATED ASSHAIR.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
BLEEDING FECAL ANAL SCRAPE
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
PANTY CHEESE!
(ugh. I caught it! I knew that was gonna happen!)♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 2:48pm.
Kizzy,
AWWWWww, he's so adorable!!! So cuuuuuute!! I want to smother him with kisses!! I love him!!! Absolutely adorable!! I love his little spots, you have the coolest bunny EVER!!! Thank you for letting me see Max and pay homage.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
TWAT FUNGUS
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INFECTED NIPPLE DISCHARGE
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by oklahoma on July 3, 2008 - 2:26pm.
*takes eye boog off LCT using nipple hair*
Sorry! That was a clean nipple hair I used, tho.. IF that counts for anything..
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I guess, since it was clean, there will only be half the amount of vomit. Oh fuck. Hahhaahha. What a mental image THAT one is.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
It's not Rojo Calienete or Christine, it's Chris Marinoni goddamit
Kizzy,
In your honor, Maximus Decimus Bunnius is going to make his offical 1st appearance here....
TADA!!
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Submitted by xxyxz on July 3, 2008 - 1:43pm.
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Hey! I saw that.
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by xxyxz on July 3, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Hiya doll! You've come up with some great ones. I'm running out of orifice-leakage ideas, too. But I refuse to abuse my chocha by getting it totally waxed. I'm a bikini-trim kind of girl. Props to you for being able to take the pain.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
NIPPLE INFECTION
I'm running out of gross bodily functions so I'm going to say
CROTCH ROT
I'm off to get my cooter waxed all
Oklahoma. Call me later if you can
Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Max ROCKS!!! I love your bunny, I honestly do. I have to dig out Moose's eye boogies, too. He gets offended, tho.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Felch fluid (yep, grossed meself out w/that one)
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Can I play?
VEGINAL QEEF DISCHARGE!
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
SMEGMA
I hope no one said that one already. :-P
Ok, for a second there the Marqee (top right) looked like a germy horror movie had come to town! And it all came from here, you nasties! Shame!
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
Mish
Me too!
Ewww, Genital Chedder.. HAHAHA LCT.. I ain't a licking that..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Oh! Eye boogers!!! EEWWWW!
I don't mind wiping Max's eye boogies, cuz he's just a 5lb rabbit, but any other eye boogies *vomitburp* gross me out!!!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
*takes eye boog off LCT using nipple hair*
Sorry! That was a clean nipple hair I used, tho.. IF that counts for anything..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
YEAST INFECTION
UNWASHED GENITAL CHEDDAR
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
OH MY GOD I DIDNT READ THE PART ABOUT LICKING THE BOOGER OUT OF HER EYE!!!!
I'm so distressed I was having a hard time taking it off caps. I REALLY need fresh air now. Okie, I love you, but you're making me want to vom with the eye boogs.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo