Morning Wood

She should just carry him like a little baby

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.

why would there be a problem with mini me's sextape being online?

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Pharrell isn't getting his tattoo's covered. That's not even possible. He was just high taking about random stuff. He said he's tattoos make him a rock star

I read somewhere that the average guy has about a 6' peen. Lets see, Verne is actually a little less than half the size of an average guy so Verne is packing around 2-3 inches or so. God dam Verne, you fucking stallion you!

She looks so pretty with the dress.Why did she close to the little man? I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"*******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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Verne Troyer apparently has more screws loose than I thought.
If he thinks America is going to believe that he has a good size peen, he is crazy.

He's the height of a 1 yr old child. Do ya think he would have a big penis??
Puh-leeze.

myspace.com/hes_so_blind

And Pharrell covering his tats.. WTF. Why?? gross,Why?? WTF?? why?

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Even SHE looked repuled!

Like she was saying: Ok. No more - I cant take it....

♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola

Seriously, will anyone buy that sex tape? I was repulsed just watching him stick his tongue out. Ewwww.

I believe that about Mario Lopez, one time me and my friends had got this big buff guy to strip for us (everyone was wasted beyond repair) I mean he had bulging muscles and everything so we knew it was gonna be big.....he must have took off his clothes and showed us his thang and all there was was two massive balls and a peen half the size of my pinky...we laughed so hard! He never looked any of us straight in the eye for the rest of the year...

"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop

"Mario Lopez turned down Playboy"
I'm thinkin' it was the other way around but that's just me.

"GLAAD is mad at Will Smith's "homo" moments"
I'm mad at him for not including DJ Jazzy Jeff in any of his homo moments.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

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Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

does anyone else see mini me girls resemblance to that Robert lowe's nanny?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Holy crap! The 1st five minutes of Batman are fucking AWESOME.

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myspace.com/draya23

Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 7:24am.

Mish,
You are a nerd in good company and a nerd with good taste!

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Awww thank you! You're so kind :)
NERDS RULE

So I guess Corey Feldman is following in his wife's footsteps with the lipo, huh?

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

I had no idea that Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley's daughter even knew mini-me.

www.myspace.com/ddjones

If Mario has a small dick, ie, clitoris, then Playboy would be a perfect fit.

Increased camel toe!!

www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 10:06am.
This judge must love midget porn. Who in the Godly hell would want to watch that twice?!

LOL. Who would want to watch it once??

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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make

Yes, I remember Verne on "Surreal Life," and he was kind of pervy.

As for his "girlfriend," didn't she sign some kind of release/permission form for TMZ to air the tape? Not too opportunistic. She probably thought, "Hey, it worked for Ki Kardashian and Paris Hilton..."

MK, please stop with Mini Me already. I don't think I can stomach even thinking about his peen-let alone seeing it. The judge must be a perv to even want this video released.

Will Smith needs to get real and admit he is a $cientologist already. And to think I used to have a tiny bit of respect for you-that all ended once you started hanging out with Tommygirl and the other $cientologist freaks.

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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp

God be with you, dumbass.

Mish,
You are a nerd in good company and a nerd with good taste!

=)

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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.

Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 3, 2008 - 11:23am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 11:06am
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I believe the judges name was Peter Cook.
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Haaahaaahaahaaa...good one!

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 3, 2008 - 11:06am
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I believe the judges name was Peter Cook.

gag me. mini me peen is something I never want to see.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!

RIP George Carlin

TwoDrink.. OMG i know.. He was such a perv!! Good call, She should have stepped on him..And squished his lil goat peen.. baaaabaaaaa

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I can't wait for The Dark Knight!!!!!!!!! I'm such a nerd.

Who cares about that little mini-turd? Aw, Heath Ledger, you made my heart break. Can't wait to see The Dark Knight, but it will probably make me cry.

♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫

Mario Lopez turned down Playboy - That means he has a small dick
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If he turned down PlayBOY it means he has a vagina.

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

This judge must love midget porn. Who in the Godly hell would want to watch that twice?!

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

I, too, am looking forward to The Dark Knight.

oklahoma - thanks for the image of Mini's Surreal life scene, esp the sushi one. I would have jumped up and lost the leaves and stepped on him.

Feldman is getting Lipo? I hope its not for the same reasons Jack Black decided to lose weight, I just don't think I'm ready for that shit.

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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.

*ignoring mini-me*

Gawd i cannot wait to see The Dark Knight!! i don't know why... =)

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So Feldman is in so much Awe of his Wife's boobies, he wants some too.. hahaha, no.. But what does he want lipo'ed..

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I wish Feldman's dad would be on the show.. I miss him. I don't think they speak anymore though.

I dont like Will Tranny Smiths saying homo in the movie because he is hooked up with Scientology and scientology DOES 100% Promote reformation of gayness AS IF THAT IS EVEN POSSIBLE.

If you say homo say it WITH PRIDE!
If you are faking being hetero and participate in trying to clense us homo's of being gay then i will make sure your homo ass is forced out of your scientology closet and do sex to your butt in public to prove my point!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

Arg, I can´t wait for The Dark Knight to come out!

Ok There is something wrong w/ that bitch fucking Verne Troyer, That dude is disgusting.. I just can't get over him pissing in th corner in the Surreal Life house.. And remember him when that Adrian girl was naked on the table and covered in Sushi. HE kept rubbing her nipples?? *shudders* Nasty lil turd.. I shit bigger turds than him.. WEll not really, but I could.. lol

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Okay so am I the only one to wonder if Mini Me's mini me is well, mini?
When they are nose to nose the toes are in, when they are toes to toes to toes, the nose is in.

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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.