The Many Mug Shots Of DMX

Grass is green, kittens are cute, Shauna Sand is elegant, Tommy Girl's ass-coochie looks like E.T. and DMX has been arrested AGAIN!!!!! Somebody get the good hos at Guinness World Records on the line, because I think this bitch has beat some sort of record.

Yesterday morning, DMX was arrested in Phoenix on outstanding warrants as soon as he stepped off the plane. Do you think the cops were waiting at baggage with one of those signs that says, "Mr. DMX."

His lawyer said he knew he was going to be arrested, because he failed to appear in court on other charges. He is being held on a $1,075 bond for driving with a suspended license and a $10,000 bond for other illegal crap.

This bitch has been arrested several times in the past few months. He was arrested last Friday in Florida for trying to buy coke and weed.

Dreamboat Doherty better step up his game! DMX is seriously stealing his shine.

Above is just some of DMX's many mug shots. The last one is the latest. DMX could give us some damn variety! Ty Ty Banks would not be pleased. He's giving us the same weepy ass look in every shot. He needs to "smile with his eyes" and pucker up his lips a bit. He's had enough practice! Bitch needs to take a class at Glamour Shots on how to give us some variety.

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Thanks Lana

Posted by: Michael K

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Arrests • Crazy

Submitted by reinvention on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:01am.

Submitted by Pernicious on July 3, 2008 - 2:49pm.

He used to be so hot.

i know--look how youthful and innocent he looks (relatively speaking) in the first mugshot. his "what the fuck a obama?" interview suddenly makes so much more sense.

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Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:01am.

Pictorial Essay of a Loser

Submitted by BamaDaisy on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:01am.

::rises from under desk::

Don't hate me, but he looks kinda hot in the first mug shot...

::goes back under desk::

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Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 8:57am.

Does he even still have money? He only made one album and that was in 2000 or some shit.
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