The Many Mug Shots Of DMX
Grass is green, kittens are cute, Shauna Sand is elegant, Tommy Girl's ass-coochie looks like E.T. and DMX has been arrested AGAIN!!!!! Somebody get the good hos at Guinness World Records on the line, because I think this bitch has beat some sort of record.
Yesterday morning, DMX was arrested in Phoenix on outstanding warrants as soon as he stepped off the plane. Do you think the cops were waiting at baggage with one of those signs that says, "Mr. DMX."
His lawyer said he knew he was going to be arrested, because he failed to appear in court on other charges. He is being held on a $1,075 bond for driving with a suspended license and a $10,000 bond for other illegal crap.
This bitch has been arrested several times in the past few months. He was arrested last Friday in Florida for trying to buy coke and weed.
Dreamboat Doherty better step up his game! DMX is seriously stealing his shine.
Above is just some of DMX's many mug shots. The last one is the latest. DMX could give us some damn variety! Ty Ty Banks would not be pleased. He's giving us the same weepy ass look in every shot. He needs to "smile with his eyes" and pucker up his lips a bit. He's had enough practice! Bitch needs to take a class at Glamour Shots on how to give us some variety.
Thanks Lana
i want his lawyers! i'm torn between pic #2 or #4 .. 4 shows him in all his crackhead glory [bloodshot eyes, receding hairline, deep puncture wounds, meth bones, wife beater [so typical] chapped lips and the prisoner one earring tag] ... but then in 2 he's all like "not this shyt again" not knowing [obviously] there would be many more mugs to follow - #5 mug shot looks like he's plotting to shank the cameraman when he's done, you can tell he's flaring his big ole nostrils .. YIKES
Submitted by FireCat on July 3, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Good, you fucking piece of shit, I hope you rot in jail and get raped repeatedly by splintery objects then get wood rot all up in your junk.
That would only be a fraction of the misery you inflicted on your dogs.
(sorry, that dog fighting shit sets me off.)
TT99: TRUE THAT, except about the raping by splintery objects, etc. I personally don't like dogs, but ALL animals should be treated beautifully and humanely. But TBT (Truth Be Told ) You have to question these repeat offenders. Do they secretly WANNA be in jail? What guy would want to be in a place where they could get no access to pussy? Lotsa guy on guy action. Discuss...
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
I have found my new Screensaver. The DMX Mugshot Montage.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
i can't decide which one is my favorite...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Aw, don't be so hard on him. He's a graduate of "Celebrity Life with No Real Consequences" Jr. High. At least he isn't a quitter and is determined to graduate from their HS program. ;).
Good, you fucking piece of shit, I hope you rot in jail and get raped repeatedly by splintery objects then get wood rot all up in your junk.
That would only be a fraction of the misery you inflicted on your dogs.
(sorry, that dog fighting shit sets me off.)
Ive said it before, ill say it again...what the hell is wrong with DMX? See this is why Whitney was saying crack is whack!
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
kinda sad. he was one of very few rappers i somewhat liked. Where my dogs at-- ruff ruff.
oh yeah, he abused his 14 dogs like Mike Vick... never mind.
kinda sad. he was one of very few rappers i somewhat liked. Where my dogs at-- ruff ruff.
oh yeah, he abused his 14 dogs like Mike Vick... never mind.
Hmmm, somebody seems to like prison, and it's not for the free meals or GED opportunities. Soap, anyone?
DMY & Khia should get together and do a calendar of their mugshots. They both have enough for a 2 year edition!
www.myspace.com/triston
since when are you allowed to look down in a mugshot?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 3, 2008 - 10:09am.
And I have witnessed with my own eyes as women swoon over this hot ass meth piece.
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Maybe it was the noxious fumes coming off him.
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And I have witnessed with my own eyes as women swoon over this hot ass meth piece.
The only thing hot about him is the crack pipe that they continually have to pry from his hands
www.myspace.com/triston
Dude gets arrested every week. He needs to ride his Ruff Rider quad out of the country to get some hookers and blow.
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
shit I never thought about being arrested as a hobby.
I better step up my game, I only went to jail once.
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ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Wow, livin' the dream.
Warhol mugshot.
Scumity scum scum.
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Damn he looks like 'a crackhead'
He's no Khia, that's for sure.
Lucy Goosey
Amen! DMX/Vick/Foxx are down with dog fighting/neglect/abuse but it fucking makes me sick.
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I do not understand these celebs who feel their above the law.Why the hell would you risk all that damn money and fame for some stupid illegal shit?
Has he put out any music lately?
And in lately I mean the past 5 or 6 years...
He's given up, that last mug...
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I had no clear idea of who this person was until today.
May he rot in hell with Micheal Vick and the rest of the animal abusers.
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 3, 2008 - 9:24am.
MK-you're the Andy Warhol of our generation!
What a photo collage....
ROFLMAO I too was thinking it would make nice line of posters, t-shirts, coasters, scarves etc.
I love how this dude barks like a dog in the middle of his songs. My fave lyrics of his are:
You're whack - you're twisted...
Your girl's a ho -
You're broke, the kid ain't yours
And everybody knows...
Your old man say your stupid,
You be, like, "so?"
"I love my baby mama,
I'll never let her go."
Priceless shit.
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
Can we have some sort of Crackhead of the Year award? How about an Arrest of the Year? We already have Hot Slut awards. It makes sense to round it out to a trio.
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 3:17pm.
tl;dr
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My dad always told me the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks - Billy "Bloody Genius" Ray Cyrus
MK-you're the Andy Warhol of our generation!
What a photo collage....
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Clarisse
LMAO!
I was in Buffalo when he got arrested in 2000! hahahahah I remember that
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I say we get dangerous
Funny how the big screen can make this guy look hawt.
puff puff pass pass and 1 phone call
It is most definitely like the downward spiral. He looks barely alive in the last pic.
Sorry for the long post that's to follow, but this POS should be put out of our misery.
He was arrested on June 20, 1999, after a police investigation of his Teaneck, New Jersey home uncovered a gun and drug paraphernalia.
In March 2000, he was arrested for aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle, speeding, failure to signal, driving without a license, failure to notify the DMV of an address change, and possession of marijuana, cocaine, ecstasy, and Percocet while driving on New York State Route 33 in Cheektowaga, New York, following a concert in Buffalo, New York. He was then scheduled to appear in Cheektowaga Town Court on March 21, but failed to appear, resulting in a warrant being issued for his arrest. He later turned himself in, pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of driving without a license and was sentenced to 15 days in jail and fined $400. He was also charged with marijuana possession, after turning himself in, when authorities found marijuana in a pack of his cigarettes; he was fined an additional $250.
In 2002, he pled guilty to animal cruelty for having 13 neglected pit bulls in his possession.
In June 2003, he was arrested for using indecent language during a performance at St Kitts and Nevis in the Caribbean. The country's Information Minister alleged that a contract signed before the concert stipulated the show would be without indecent language on stage. Simmons was released on bail ($376).
In June 2004, he was arrested at JFK Airport on charges of cocaine possession, criminal impersonation, criminal possession of a weapon, criminal mischief, menacing, and driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol while claiming to be a federal agent and attempting to carjack a vehicle.
In May 2006, Simmons was arrested at a London airport for causing a disturbance after he refused to put on a seat belt and became abusive on a flight from New York to London. He was released with a caution.
On February 2, 2007 he was arrested for driving on an expired license charge, and scheduled an appearance in a Yonkers courtroom on March 6, 2007 on that and other minor infractions.
On August 24, 2007 Acting upon an animal cruelty tip, Maricopa County Sheriff's deputies reported to having removed 12 "malnourished" pit bulls from Simmon's Cave Creek home. None of these dogs had access to food or water. Deputies also found the bodies of 3 dead dogs buried in the garden. Simmons was not at home when the raid occurred. Sources reported the deputies also removed a large cache of weapons in addition to drug paraphernalia and a large quantity of suspected drugs. At this time, DMX has not been charged with animal cruelty.
On May 9, 2008 Simmons was arrested for possession of drugs and weapons. Stemming from the August search of the rapper's home, the police searched his home twice, finding a number of mistreated pitbull puppies as well as a number of drugs and weapons. Police also claim that Simmons barricaded himself in his bedroom before giving himself up.
On June 23, 2008 DMX was arrested in Miami on a warrant for not having a valid driver's license. He was picked up Monday afternoon at around 1:30 p.m. for the warrant. X was being held at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center on Monday afternoon, as of 5:30 p.m. His bond is set at $500.
On June 27, 2008 DMX was arrested in Miami for attempting to buy cocaine and marijuana.
On July 2, 2008 DMX was arrested in Phoenix at Sky Harbor airport after arriving from Miami for outstanding warrants and failing to appear in court. His bond is $1075 for driving without a license and $10000 for previous drug charges on May 9th.
Money, Cash, Jail...Money Cash Jail WHAT!
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 3, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Does he even still have money? He only made one album and that was in 2000 or some shit.
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He's made 7 albums, and sold well over 20 mil. so I think he has a few dollars left. But then again, drugs ain't cheap - or so I hear.
And LOL @ whoever said he looks like Tyrone. I think DMX needs some Red Balls. Mmmm
Candypants
YES!!! Where can I get my tickets???? Hell yes!
Thanks. Rivers is the best. =)
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I say we get dangerous
This fool has so many mug shots that if you flip them fast it would be a movie!
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Oh, the good 'ol downward spiral, we all need one.
And concerning the twins, they are supposedly due in near future (upcoming weeks). Have you felt the foundations of the Earth tremble? You have not! Issit?!
-- A kick in the rear is a step forward.
HAHAHA you just won 2 tickets to the Compton Swap Meet from the 400k crack pyramid! Good stuff, Priss. Also, loving your avatar.
Tyron Biggums! LMAO!!!
I miss Chappelle Show.
The $400K Crack party. That shit was gold
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I say we get dangerous
I feel ya, Oklahoma. I'd pay to see him do the harlem shake for a crack sandwich.
CandyPants.. OMG.. Tyrone.. I miss Chapelle. he became stuck up.. *mopes*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 3, 2008 - 9:04am.
Snoogle, according to China Daily (where I get all my Brangelina news), the twins are expected in weeks, not momentarily:
------------- I just realized I sounded like a total Brangaloney (sp) I am so ashamed.
I kind of figured it was a publicity stunt of sorts. Kind of a "don't look at me (PLS LOOK)" sort of thing.
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- Mark Knopfler.
It looks as though he took the Trollsons advice and said 'prunes' in his 4th pic.
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He's starting to look like Tyrone Biggins. SHAZAAM!
God, you have to be kidding. Six times? I was arrested once 12 years ago for DUI and was crying like a baby in the county cell. I can't imagine that many time around the block. God darn it, give me another straight Vodka.
awww, he's even lost his pretense at defiance in the pics in the bottom row.
bottom left: "what, you're going to release me just so you can pick me up as soon as i leave this place?"
bottom right: "damn, i forgot my tampons this time"
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My dad always told me the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks - Billy "Bloody Genius" Ray Cyrus
Snoogle, according to China Daily (where I get all my Brangelina news), the twins are expected in weeks, not momentarily:
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/showbiz/2008-07/03/content_6816846.htm
All that BS press conference was because their PR machine is in full whore mode.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
SO glad I don't know who this is.
Loozer: Gangsta Warhol print - classic!! All it needs is hand-tinting and some spray paint graffiti!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
MK you're slowing down this morning.. whats up with that. Give us the news we all be waiting for..... THE TWINS! What about the twins ( and I don't mean Phoebe's chi chis)
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- Mark Knopfler.