The Future Of Fashion
The glamorous bitches from the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints have finally answered their calling and joined the world of fashion. The mommies of the polygamous sect have launched a new website where you can buy their elegant frocks for kids. Unfortunately, they won't be showing at NYC fashion week anytime soon. They only did it for cash.
One of the polyhos told The Salt Lake Tribune, "Our motive is not to flaunt ourselves or our religion before the world. We have to make a living the same as everyone does." Damn right! Why stop there? They should put together a pop girl group and a reality show. If you got it, flaunt it.
It's a shame that this hot shit only comes in children's sizes. I'll have to stop eating for a few days, so that I can fit my fat ass into a baby onesie collared shirt. Fundamentalist glamour comes at a price! This shit is not cheap and most of it is made of polyester. They need a new marketing bitch, because they really should called it polygamyester.
P.S. - Those kids on the website are kind of creeping me the fuck out. I didn't know people were capable of smiling like that.
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Anyone got far enough to see what kind of payments these hot bitches take? I'm thinking they don't take PayPal.
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Submitted by its six thirty ... on July 2, 2008 - 8:27pm.
Well i think i am going to order myself a dress. in pink. then i am going to put PENTAGRAMS and all the ZODIAC SIGNS all over it!!!!!!
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Hee hee! Excellent idea. Don't forget to mail it back to scare the shit out of 'em. :)
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
In the name of Kelly McGillis, NO!
This reminds me of Amish Pick-Up Line #3:
You've really got the build for that plain bonnet and shapeless black dress.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by modianos on July 2, 2008 - 4:32pm.
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its some fucked up shit where the dad and the daughter have some sort of promise that the girl wont fuck til shes married. she wears a 'purity ring' for the whole world to see.
i am from deep south and even i think its fucked up. promise yourself to your dad? fuck me. can i just opt for my second cousin?
'guyliner-wearing, walking vagina known as Pete Wentz'-MK-july 1,2008
It's to bad it does not come in adult size it would be the perfect Halloween costume. The best would be to show up for speed dating in one of those outfits.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the fucking irony of the FLDS polygamist CULT so-called-"religion".
Force your brainwashed spawn children to be buttoned up to their nose and covered to their ankles in the interest of "modesty"... then the minute puberty hits, prostitute them to all the men to be fucked and have more brainwashed children whores. wash, rinse, button up, repeat.
it is just so fucked up I can't even speak about it. it enrages me. IT IS CHILD ABUSE, masquerading as fucking religion. This is so illegal its not even right to laugh about it, yet we can't do anything about it. I love the freedom in America, but this is FUCKED UP.
Well, I guess we know where Mud Packer's mom bought Muddy's wardrobe. Only at that time it was listed as clothesguaranteedtogetyourkidsasskickedatschool.com, a division of outfitsdesignedtoassureyourkidspendsmoretimeinsidehislockerthanatit.com
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
Shit, I'll give them bonus points just for having a website. The server is slow as hell, probably because it's not designed to have more than two visitors at once. Wonder if they sell purity rings.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
im thinkin about hirin a hacker to get the addresses of everyone that orders clothes from these degenerates so i can bitch slap them too :/
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
and the Christian Taliban goes online
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 2, 2008 - 7:16pm.
I try not to be a hateful person, but because of my past dealings with these people.... I truly hate and despise the FLDS. Burning, raw hatred. Ugh.
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I hear you. I'm far more tolerant than most people but an up-close and personal experience with LDS really made me worried. To be honest, I was surprised - I thought I'd be a jellus H8ter but the reality is not the same as the illusion, in my limited experience.
I have seen 2 awesome movies, tho, that make me wish the fantasy was closer to the reality (for some, I guess)...
The Home School Teachers (i think) - which was very silly but fun and
States of Grace (which was very compelling) but HOLY SHIT! (speaking of all that is Holy) I went to fact check that and LDS makes TONNES of movies, man!
Check it out:
http://www.ldsfilm.com/
Busy, busy. I guess they just gotta make a living too. Slick production values. I guess - a living and then some...
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by DeeDee on July 2, 2008 - 6:21pm.
I wonder if those frocks are machine washable? I ain't washing that shit with on a rock by a stream.
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LOL!
Those children scare me.
Children of the Corn revisited.
I saw this shit on cnn.com. I just LOVE how it was the unibrow lady/wannabe Frida that showed me the sewing room. lol Those silly fashionistas!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Well i think i am going to order myself a dress. in pink. then i am going to put PENTAGRAMS and all the ZODIAC SIGNS all over it!!!!!!
'guyliner-wearing, walking vagina known as Pete Wentz'-MK-july 1,2008
Submitted by DeeDee on July 2, 2008 - 8:21pm.
I wonder if those frocks are machine washable? I ain't washing that shit with on a rock by a stream
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get real deedee! im sure they have tubs and washboards....it is 2008 ya know
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
LMAO IG! Lye soap! Maybe the other category has manuals explaining "how to wind your hair in a bun" and "growing the perfect unibrow."
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Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
I tried to click through, it must have angered the Kool Aid mix master but they have "Home" category....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by DeeDee on July 2, 2008 - 8:21pm.
I wonder if those frocks are machine washable? I ain't washing that shit with on a rock by a stream.
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Hahaha!! On a washboard with lye soap!! And I shudder to think what the 'others' category is.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Look at the way the little girl on the left hair is styled up in a pompadour just like the adult women's. Creep as hell.
well this just proves what ive known all along...theyre on crack. theyd have to be to think anyone outside of their cult would pay to look like they do. fuckin brain dead sheep (no offense to our sheeps) i just wanna bitch slap the lot of em.
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
dustbunny on July 2, 2008 - 8:18pm
omg, I was thinking the same thing, Slacks, hahahaha...
I am kinda scared of what the "other" link leads too...
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
either the site crashed or it takes way too long to load.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
Team Haim? - am I a Haimaloonie? *hides*
I wonder if those frocks are machine washable? I ain't washing that shit with on a rock by a stream.
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Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
I can see this is the future of fashion, for sure. The waitresses better not start wearing this shit at Hooters. If they do, I'm taking my business elsewhere.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Trousers?! Wh ouses that term except 8oyr old men in Penny's looking for Sansabelt Trousers.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 2, 2008 - 8:11pm.
Trousers, *snort giggle*, troooooowserz.
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hehehe, thankfully they didn't use Slacks. ;)
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
Team Haim? - am I a Haimaloonie? *hides*
The word, "polyhos" has now been officially entered into my vocabulary.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
I try not to be a hateful person, but because of my past dealings with these people.... I truly hate and despise the FLDS. Burning, raw hatred. Ugh.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
angel_i on July 2, 2008 - 8:13pm
They come with complimentary "Kick Me" signs taped on the backs.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Malachi, Malachi........
thats what the children of the corn look in real life... now i gotta go hide and sleep inside my closet.
Collars ARE good for spit up and drool:)
and:
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 2, 2008 - 7:11pm.
"Our motive is not to flaunt ourselves or our religion before the world. We have to make a living the same as everyone does."
- And these outfits are supposed to say what exactly?
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Beat me up, I'm the class nerd...?
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
I will say this much, their clothes always look clean and crisp. Wish the shit I ironed looked half as good!
This looks like a poster for the Aryan Nation.
Do Mormons come in any color combination besides
white/blond/blue???
Creepy.
"Our motive is not to flaunt ourselves or our religion before the world. We have to make a living the same as everyone does."
- And these outfits are supposed to say what exactly?
"I'm not a religious tard, i just dress like one"??
Trousers, *snort giggle*, troooooowserz.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
smart group of weirdos.
everyone praised their style.
site doesnt work for me.
I already have my summer wardrobe order in!