The Future Of Fashion
The glamorous bitches from the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints have finally answered their calling and joined the world of fashion. The mommies of the polygamous sect have launched a new website where you can buy their elegant frocks for kids. Unfortunately, they won't be showing at NYC fashion week anytime soon. They only did it for cash.
One of the polyhos told The Salt Lake Tribune, "Our motive is not to flaunt ourselves or our religion before the world. We have to make a living the same as everyone does." Damn right! Why stop there? They should put together a pop girl group and a reality show. If you got it, flaunt it.
It's a shame that this hot shit only comes in children's sizes. I'll have to stop eating for a few days, so that I can fit my fat ass into a baby onesie collared shirt. Fundamentalist glamour comes at a price! This shit is not cheap and most of it is made of polyester. They need a new marketing bitch, because they really should called it polygamyester.
P.S. - Those kids on the website are kind of creeping me the fuck out. I didn't know people were capable of smiling like that.
VIA Jezebel
Thanks Wilma
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 5:44pm.
Submitted by Aphid on July 2, 2008 - 9:41pm.
How dare those slave drivers deprive you of dlisted at work? Fascists!!!!
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Right??? That's what I said. Fascist fuckers.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 2, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 9:43pm.
They do the snap fingers thing, don't forget the snaps, you can never do the Addams family without the snaps, they are crucial to the tune.
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Or as they say in Norway, schnapps.
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Peach or cinnamon, with the gold flakes??
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 2, 2008 - 9:46pm.
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Yes, please. Sized Xtra large.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
And I'm keeping my eye on YOU Mrs. K!
*bends over and spreads cheeks*
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 9:43pm.
They do the snap fingers thing, don't forget the snaps, you can never do the Addams family without the snaps, they are crucial to the tune.
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Or as they say in Norway, schnapps.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 2, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Mrs. K., just so you know... I just leaked a little.
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I am going to Costco tomorrow. Shall I buy you some Depends?
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Gotta have the snaps.
:)
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by Aphid on July 2, 2008 - 9:41pm.
How dare those slave drivers deprive you of dlisted at work? Fascists!!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Aphid on July 2, 2008 - 6:41pm.
All is forgiven, but I am keeping my eye on you young lady!
HAHAHAHAHA. Oh, I am cracking myself up tonight!
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Mrs. K., just so you know... I just leaked a little.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 2, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 2, 2008 - 6:38pm
They do the snap fingers thing, don't forget the snaps, you can never do the Addams family without the snaps, they are crucial to the tune.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Sigh
The Munsters are Herman, Lily, Grandpa, Eddie and Marilyn.
The Addams Family is Gomez, Morticia, Pugsley, Wednesday, Lurch, Cousin It and Uncle Fester.
There will be a test and neatness counts.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
The Munsters theme would be pretty hard to phoneticize.
I'm sorry Mrs. K. I gets into trouble when I'm on Dlisted during the day at work. Plus I've had internet troubles here at home, but they's all fixed now.
Submitted by mike on July 2, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 9:33pm.
I have a lead!
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Oh thank Gawww, all is not lost!! Yes, Tigerlilly, print those Cholatize stickers up as fast as you can! We need a chola holla!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by islandgirl on July 2, 2008 - 6:38pm.
Mrs. K., isn't that the Addams Family theme song? Is it the same? I don't know... HAHAHA, now I will have that rattling around in my head for the foreseeable future.
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No Addams Family is ta ta ta ta dum dum ta ta ta ta dum dum ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta dum dum.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 2, 2008 - 9:35pm.
Iz gitz it cornfused wit da Addams Fam'ly
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 2, 2008 - 6:37pm.
But you will always have the hottest first name in the world, while "Wilma" will be remembered merely as the wife of Fred Flintstone.
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Well, yeah there is THAT.
Thanks ♥
APHID--Where have you been, bitch! On another site?!?! You're breaking my heart.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 2, 2008 - 5:35pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 2, 2008 - 6:33pm.
Hahaha, mike!! She looks like a blonde Eddie Munster.
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Ta ta teedy, ta at teedy
ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta
Isn't that the Munster's theme song?
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My bf had to learn that on the geetar for a wedding once.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 8:33pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 2, 2008 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 2, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by mike on July 2, 2008 - 9:17pm
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No, it's a serious shortage, I'm telling you, no artfully drawn brows (except on old churchladies), no lined lips, no nada. We're deprived. If the cholos are bringing their cholas with them, they're not letting them out of the house. Or apartment. Either way, we need some cholas.
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This cant be...CHOLATIZE! CHOLATIZE!...*printing up bumper stickers as we speak..*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TOPANGA on July 2, 2008 - 8:56pm.
This ad is a Pedophiles dream come true....and I though Mormomns didn't like getting thier pictures taken-oh wait-that's the Amish. Watever. As far as them having to "make a living" Is anyone really going to buy this sh** except other Mormons?(and pedophiles) and hello! Mormons don't own TV's or computers!! Someone needs to work on thier marketing skills.
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You're confusing your mormons with your amish. LOL! Apples and oranges I know, but mormons have tv's and stuff.
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
Team Haim? - am I a Haimaloonie? *hides*
Mrs. K., isn't that the Addams Family theme song? Is it the same? I don't know... HAHAHA, now I will have that rattling around in my head for the foreseeable future.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 9:33pm.
I have a lead! A friend just told me there's a waitress at the El Dorado downtown near City Market who has the pencil-thin eyebrows and the dark lipstick.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 6:34pm.
WhaWhaWhaaat??? You wuz robbed, you wuz robbed.
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That's what I'm sayin'...
Oh, well, I'll just pick myself up, dust myself off and start all over again.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 2, 2008 - 5:32pm.
Bunny is pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sent this story to MichaelK and some slut named Wilma gets credit?!?!?!!?!?!?!
Oh, the humanity.
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Hi Mrs. K. Don't feel bad. I sent MK the Starbucks chola picture and didn't get no credit for it, neither.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 3, 2008 - 3:32am.
But you will always have the hottest first name in the world, while "Wilma" will be remembered merely as the wife of Fred Flintstone.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 8:33pm.
Either way, we need some cholas.
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Sounds desperate, esa. My condolences.
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by islandgirl on July 2, 2008 - 6:33pm.
Hahaha, mike!! She looks like a blonde Eddie Munster.
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Ta ta teedy, ta at teedy
ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta
Isn't that the Munster's theme song?
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by mike on July 2, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Should I email the site manager and ask if the little girl in the lower right is engaged yet?
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Jesus Mike! What are you thinking???? She's waaaay too old for you! What do you want with an old maid like that???? I mean, that old hag must be pushing, what, like, 16 mos.? GRANNIFIED!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by mike on July 2, 2008 - 9:32pm.
Should I email the site manager and ask if the little girl in the lower right is engaged yet?
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Too late, she's probably pregnant by now.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 2, 2008 - 9:32pm.
WhaWhaWhaaat??? You wuz robbed, you wuz robbed.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hahaha, mike!! She looks like a blonde Eddie Munster.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 2, 2008 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 2, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by mike on July 2, 2008 - 9:17pm
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No, it's a serious shortage, I'm telling you, no artfully drawn brows (except on old churchladies), no lined lips, no nada. We're deprived. If the cholos are bringing their cholas with them, they're not letting them out of the house. Or apartment. Either way, we need some cholas.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Bunny is pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sent this story to MichaelK and some slut named Wilma gets credit?!?!?!!?!?!?!
Oh, the humanity.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Should I email the site manager and ask if the little girl in the lower right is engaged yet?
Submitted by angel_i on July 2, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by mike on July 2, 2008 - 9:17pm.
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So who do the cholos impregnate?
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Drunk college girls, like every other guy in Raleigh, PMSL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by angel_i on July 2, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by mike on July 2, 2008 - 9:17pm.
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So who do the cholos impregnate?
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Don't tell me they cross breed? HO! THE WHORORRS! They have one chola brow, and only half the black eyeliner lining their lips????NOOOOOOOOOOO! We must keep the Cholas pure...pure as the driven ho, I say...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on July 2, 2008 - 9:20pm.
Thank you, that is what I have been screaming! Drag these fuckers into the 21st century whether they like it or not!! It is 2008 for fuck's sake!! It pissed me off they couldn't do shit to them, and only managed to get them to agree they wouldn't have underage marriages. Helloooo? They didn't fucking record those marriages to start with, how the fuck would anybody know??? Totally chaps my ass to see women oppressed so heavily. Makes me want to go to one of their churches and start swearing at all the men, and dare them to do a fuckin' thing about it. But, since Utah is a long way from North Carolina, they're safe from the bitch that can make a sailor blush.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hi mike!
LOL @ polygamyester...
MK u r silly.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 9:21pm.
Okay, that's been my experience as well. I think we need a chola outreach center.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by mike on July 2, 2008 - 9:17pm.
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So who do the cholos impregnate?
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by mike on July 2, 2008 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 9:14pm.
Kizzy, have you ever seen a cholo in Raleigh? I haven't
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Cholos, yes, but only during the daytime, no cholas, tho--we are suffering a chola shortage.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hi, Aphid! Long time no see!
What I find exceptionally screwed with shit like this cult is that this stuff is happening in the fucking 21st century. It makes me think humanity is beyond redemption...
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 9:14pm.
Kizzy, have you ever seen a chola in Raleigh? I haven't.
hi Deb From Hell, I was asked if I was you today on another site. I thought "I wish!"
Tuxedo kitties are the best. :)
Wow. Michael Jackson's perv wheels must be spinning warp speed right now - trying to find a way to get into this little compound. Or at least buy out all the little boy undies they have in stock.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Hi Kizzy! I like your pussy too! LOL
Hi Manimal! Well I just got on here so, um yeah sure
Aphid, your avie looks like my loved little Catnip, from yrs ago.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."