The Future Of Fashion
The glamorous bitches from the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints have finally answered their calling and joined the world of fashion. The mommies of the polygamous sect have launched a new website where you can buy their elegant frocks for kids. Unfortunately, they won't be showing at NYC fashion week anytime soon. They only did it for cash.
One of the polyhos told The Salt Lake Tribune, "Our motive is not to flaunt ourselves or our religion before the world. We have to make a living the same as everyone does." Damn right! Why stop there? They should put together a pop girl group and a reality show. If you got it, flaunt it.
It's a shame that this hot shit only comes in children's sizes. I'll have to stop eating for a few days, so that I can fit my fat ass into a baby onesie collared shirt. Fundamentalist glamour comes at a price! This shit is not cheap and most of it is made of polyester. They need a new marketing bitch, because they really should called it polygamyester.
P.S. - Those kids on the website are kind of creeping me the fuck out. I didn't know people were capable of smiling like that.
VIA Jezebel
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Mr. Pres:
Trust me, you won't be sorry, you hot-assed commander in chief.
Now buy me a drink and lets talk hot.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
when I was a little girl my mother made some of my clothes. she was just an ordinary housewife with a sewing machine yet...
the clothes fit perfectly
the clothes were made of different types of in-style fabrics
the clothes were in style
the home sewn clothes were as nice as store bought
if it was a simple garment it usually took less than a day
she could modify patterns to get more than one look
in light of this which I think is probably normal for someone who sews a lot... WHY would ANYONE want this crap they are selling?
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on July 2, 2008 - 10:27pm.
There was some Schnapps floating around here earlier...dunno wha happen to it.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hi Dawnie. Tempted, but I don't think my five wives from the FLDS compound would approve of that. ;]
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Damn! Do you think they really pay more than 3.00/yd for fabric? They are trying to be boutique in a ghetto world of bibs/shirts.
Mr. President:
Oh, hell, just do me. You don't even have to buy me a drive-thru daiquiri. You are a sexy beast.
ONT: *gulps Sapphire Martini*
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by luckycharms on July 2, 2008 - 10:22pm.
Apples and oranges, while still fruit, they taste totally different.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mr. President on July 2, 2008 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Let's send that Operaceon Repo chick down there to repossess their oxcarts.
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Now that is brilliant. I'd still love to see a chola with a toothbrush shiv cuttasumbeeesh tho.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by luckycharms on July 2, 2008 - 10:22pm.
Def Leppard were Led Zeppelin, knock-off wannabes. No one can sing and play rock and blues like Robert Plant and Jimmy Page. Who else can say: I can't quite you babe, so I'm going to put you down for a while. And make it sound so damn good.
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My ex husband? Kidding... I agree. And where is radio siren with that hot Robert Plant avie?
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Def Leppard were Led Zeppelin, knock-off wannabes. No one can sing and play rock and blues like Robert Plant and Jimmy Page. Who else can say: I can't quite you babe, so I'm going to put you down for a while. And make it sound so damn good.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Let's send that Operaceon Repo chick down there to repossess their oxcarts.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on July 2, 2008 - 10:08pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 9:27am.
OMG, I totally fucking love you!! YES!!!! That is the next mission me MUST undertake. Some serious chola bitches will go in there and fuck some FLDS asses UP!! Genius, sheer genius.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
P.S. Hi angel_i....I thought you were ignoring me, bitch. Just kidding! LOL It's good to see you on here, you were gone for a long time but I'm so glad you're back again! :)))
Submitted by Mr. President on July 2, 2008 - 10:04pm.
Tyvm the link
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by islandgirl on July 2, 2008 - 6:05pm.
Aphid.... "Heed! Pants! Now!" I own that movie in every format known to man. I think I even have it on parchment.
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I always watch it when it's on, it's just so cute to me. "Look at the size of that noggin!" LOL
Okay my beloved sluts, I'm outta here for the night, sleep well (or have a good day to our international sluts) and I'll see you soon. xoxo
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 9:27am.
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Let's gather some psycho cholas and drop 'em in front of the HQs of this cult. These bitches are no joke! They'll cut these fundamentalist fuckers like there's no tomorrow. Forget razor blades hidden in their wicked hair-do's. True cholas cut with improvised knives made of burnt toothbrushes -- prison style.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 2, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Hearken back to the musical "English Invasion" of the 80s. Leather pants, electric guitars. The anti-Taylor Swift. Oh, how the mighty truly have fallen. They survived Rick Allen's loss of his arm in a car accident he learned to drum with his feet, they survived losing Steve Clarke their guitarist to death by alcohol, but I fear they cannot survive Taylor Swift.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Aphid on July 2, 2008 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 2, 2008 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by mike on July 2, 2008 - 9:56pm.
What's a Taylor Swift?
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Think Jessica Simpson at 18.
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Thank you. I would have gone through life thinking it was a type of Dirt Devil.
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LMAO!
sorry- I haven't "hi" cuz I don't alway say "hi" cuz I'm never sure when - I don't want to interrupt... or if I should bother, like, if you care...so I just wait until something like this happens and then tell you how happy it makes me to see you:)
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
yes, yes, this is all fine and good for kids wear. But where do those gorgeous FDS ladies..I mean fLds ladies, get those couture gowns you see them wearing??
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
although most mormons, from what I understand, have televisions, computers, etc. these people don't appear to... although it could vary by family.
I saw on oprah some who escaped. they had never seen television and things like that until they did.
first thing they did? style themselves like normal 2008 people. they said they hated the way they had to look before. and they did the whole 9... makeup, hairstyles, manicures, normal clothes including (gasp) pants for women and girls.
Haha mike, only a guy would have thought of that!
Submitted by Aphid on July 2, 2008 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 2, 2008 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by mike on July 2, 2008 - 9:56pm.
What's a Taylor Swift?
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Think Jessica Simpson at 18.
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Thank you. I would have gone through life thinking it was a type of Dirt Devil.
**insert obligatory sucking joke here**
Aphid.... "Heed! Pants! Now!" I own that movie in every format known to man. I think I even have it on parchment.
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Submitted by mike on July 2, 2008 - 9:00pm.
Dlisted has introduced me to so many crappy "entertainers" I would otherwise have never heard of. I owe MK so much.
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It allows you to be suitably mollified when you overhear vapid tweens, teens - and, yes! young adults - gushing about them on their cell phones.
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Mr. President on July 2, 2008 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by mike on July 2, 2008 - 9:56pm.
What's a Taylor Swift?
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Think Jessica Simpson at 18.
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Thank you. I would have gone through life thinking it was a type of Dirt Devil.
Submitted by FindingEmo on July 2, 2008 - 9:59pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 2, 2008 - 9:57pm.
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Isn't she one of the "new" stars that the tweens and teens like? Like sticky syrupy sweet?
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Yes, yes she is. Now do you understand the horror, revulsion and nausea I feel? Oh, woe, woe is me...
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Save them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvNOZegkVXo&feature=related
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hee hee island girl
I like when Mike Meyers goes into the bathroom and the dad yells, "And Charlie! LIGHT A MATCH!"
Submitted by Aphid on July 2, 2008 - 9:56pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 2, 2008 - 5:51pm
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I love that movie too, and the flicker of joy at the reference was just extinguished by the slop of a milquetoast that is Taylor Swift. :( sadness
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by FindingEmo on July 2, 2008 - 9:59pm.
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I do not know. (??)
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Dlisted has introduced me to so many crappy "entertainers" I would otherwise have never heard of. I owe MK so much.
Gosh, I have heard of Def Leppard but I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between them and a leopard skin pillbox hat.
We used to have a poster here who was a very big Taylor Swift fan.
Um, kind of a loon, she was...
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by mike on July 2, 2008 - 9:56pm.
What's a Taylor Swift?
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Think Jessica Simpson at 18.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by islandgirl on July 2, 2008 - 9:57pm.
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Isn't she one of the "new" stars that the tweens and teens like? Like sticky syrupy sweet?
♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 2, 2008 - 9:53pm
The last remnants of my inner 7th grader, has just died a horrible death at the hands of Taylor Swift. Pardon me while I bury my inner moppet under the cover of my Pyromania LP.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Aphid!! ♥♥ THERE'S A PIPER DOWN!!!
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Question: Who in the hell is Taylor Swift? Is she "Pour Some Sugar On Me" worthy? Something tells me no.
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any money made from these sales will directly fund old men having sex with young girls and other forms of interbreeding...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
What's a Taylor Swift?
Submitted by islandgirl on July 2, 2008 - 5:51pm.
Kizzy, it's not nearly so fancy. It's straight up crap. *said in heavy Scottish accent a la "So I Married An Axe Murderer"*
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Hahaha I love that movie, especially when he plays the dad and he's all drunk, singing Rod Stewart songs
Submitted by Mr. President on July 2, 2008 - 9:51pm.
I wonder if Michael Lohan will be buying something from this collection for Ali.
Sorry to be off topic here, but I've found out some terrible news. Def Leppard will be performing a televised concert with Taylor Swift. Fuck.
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OMG NO, NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Dammit, Def Leppard is STILL way too cool to be playing with Taylor Swift!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!! Joe Elliot is going to share a stage with that, that, poseur? No, this cannot be. I am crushed. I am wounded, I am lost. The entire world is askew. Say it ain't so, Joe, say it ain't so.....
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'm a big Def Leppard fan, Mrs. K. That will officially kill what little career they have left.
Taylor is cute but her voice is horrible.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by islandgirl on July 2, 2008 - 6:51pm.
"So I Married An Axe Murderer"* best Movie E-Vah.
OK, number three.
One is Shakes The Clown
Two is Stuart Saves His Family.
And now I have to go. FUCK! I have work to do.
*pouting*
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 9:52pm.
;cp he he
♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫
Submitted by Mr. President on July 2, 2008 - 6:51pm.
Why is this bad news? Because then Taylor Swift will become better known and you want to keep her for yourself?
What What why is it bad news??!?!?!
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by FindingEmo on July 2, 2008 - 9:49pm
BWAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!! ROFL UncleDaddy
and make baby shower gifts for their Sister-Auntie?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy, it's not nearly so fancy. It's straight up crap. *said in heavy Scottish accent a la "So I Married An Axe Murderer"*
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Submitted by Aphid on July 2, 2008 - 6:48pm.
And I'm keeping my eye on YOU Mrs. K!
*bends over and spreads cheeks*
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OUTRIGHT PROLONGED LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!
Pudge wants to know what's so funny
"Nothing dear!"
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
I wonder if Michael Lohan will be buying something from this collection for Ali.
Sorry to be off topic here, but I've found out some terrible news. Def Leppard will be performing a televised concert with Taylor Swift. Fuck.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Those poor little kids modeling the clothes don't realize that they are brothers and sisters AND cousins. I bet they have to make birthday cards that say "Happy Birthday Uncle Daddy."
♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫