The Future Of Fashion
The glamorous bitches from the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints have finally answered their calling and joined the world of fashion. The mommies of the polygamous sect have launched a new website where you can buy their elegant frocks for kids. Unfortunately, they won't be showing at NYC fashion week anytime soon. They only did it for cash.
One of the polyhos told The Salt Lake Tribune, "Our motive is not to flaunt ourselves or our religion before the world. We have to make a living the same as everyone does." Damn right! Why stop there? They should put together a pop girl group and a reality show. If you got it, flaunt it.
It's a shame that this hot shit only comes in children's sizes. I'll have to stop eating for a few days, so that I can fit my fat ass into a baby onesie collared shirt. Fundamentalist glamour comes at a price! This shit is not cheap and most of it is made of polyester. They need a new marketing bitch, because they really should called it polygamyester.
P.S. - Those kids on the website are kind of creeping me the fuck out. I didn't know people were capable of smiling like that.
VIA Jezebel
Thanks Wilma
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I was fifth generation Mormon and I have some second cousins who are Pligs. I haven't seen them since I was little but they always wore pigtail braids, so I don't think they're in this sect.
But the Mormons already tried a boy band (with token girl) back in the 70s...the Osmonds!
paradoxical bunny: -
thanks to the morons in government who appoint conservative justices of the supreme courts of the states and the federal government you have the sort of ruling that perpetuates this travesty of "religion" and "clean living"
Damn...I can't get the site to load...taking waaayyy too long.
I was so looking forward to checking out "House Of Ingalls 09"
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A good dick will make you punch a guppy in the face. ~MK 01/07/08
I'm out too, g'night all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1-j9hEPenM&feature=related
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Well, sluuuutz n hoooorz, I'm going to go piss Mr.Snugglebunny off by cranking Pyromania to 12, listen to the entire album whilst drinking myself into oblivion. Hope y'all have a good night, too!! LMAO xoxox
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
kizzy- ha okay! off to watch Princess mononoke....
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Mrs. K- No and I'm not planning on it.... ever
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Submitted by platypus on July 2, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Please do pretend it's windowpane
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
thanks, sluts! Gum Wrapper would've thanked you too. (remember Ms. Manchester... don't cry....outloud)
I feel like having a comingback attack
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
The two kids in the lower right corner are creepy as fuck. Rod and Tod from hell.
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TimTams Rule!
Submitted by platypus on July 2, 2008 - 8:10pm.
Mrs. K- thanks.. now allow me to kill Chrissie Hynde
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BLECH--Have you ever heard the Indigo Slutz mangled version of Tangled Up in Blue???
It's criminal.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
One year, congrats. I'm wheezing after eight weeks.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 2, 2008 - 11:07pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 7:51pm
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So true. As always, you bring words of wisdom. But my inner moppet is still sobbing and kicking and throwing a tantrum.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
platypus on July 2, 2008 - 11:03pm.
CHRIST CAKES! I just found out I've been on here for over a year...
- *shakes platypus' hand, turns smiles for picture, hands her a Gift Certificate for FLDS Dress Clothing Store, Bag of Cheetos and new Broke Boot Move work out video*
CONGRATS!
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Mrs. K- thanks.. now allow me to kill Chrissie Hynde
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Kizzy- let me just pretend that those were sheets of acid =)
thanks
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Submitted by platypus on July 2, 2008 - 8:03pm.
CHRIST CAKES! I just found out I've been on here for over a year...
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May you stay forever young
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 2, 2008 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 11:01pm
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Plus, that's hard as hell to remember how it goes when you're drunk
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by angel_i on July 2, 2008 - 10:59pm.
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I heard that! I "dated" a guy, (OK, friends with benefits) who played drums in a kick ass blues band and looked like an old Robert Plant. And that was way later than highschool. Last week? Hahaha! Good times...
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 7:51pm.
SI was their fan before they were cool, .... and now they betray my devotion by going with that...that Swift.
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There is no love without loss.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by platypus on July 2, 2008 - 11:03pm.
Happy Dlisted Anniversary!!! **``'`'`****`'`' confetti toss
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 11:01pm.
You forgot the Golden Rule of Drinking:
Beer then liquor, never sicker
liquor then beer, you're in the clear
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HAHA, true that is. Unfortunately, my friends and I are dumbasses who can't follow instructions very well.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
CHRIST CAKES! I just found out I've been on here for over a year...
what the fukuoka
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Submitted by Mr. President on July 2, 2008 - 10:52pm.
You forgot the Golden Rule of Drinking:
Beer then liquor, never sicker
liquor then beer, you're in the clear
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I just found my new fall fashions
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Submitted by islandgirl on July 2, 2008 - 10:57pm.
Is it the jeans with the threadbare spot where you can tell he's been asking an awful lot of that material????
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by islandgirl on July 2, 2008 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by luckycharms on July 2, 2008 - 10:41pm.
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*sigh*
When I was in High School my friend was in a Zeppelin tribute band and he looked JUST like young Robert Plant (it wasn't way back then - he was way out of style but it looked good on him) *sigh*
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
@Mr. Pres:
Yeah I hear ya. My brother and sis were class of '71 and '73 respectively and I was class of '85 so I got the whole age span thing...
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by Mr. President on July 2, 2008 - 10:52pm.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on July 2, 2008 - 10:44pm.
@Kizzy: GOLDSCHLAGER!
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ROFLMAO yep, that would for sure make you sick, almost as bad as jaegermeister.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Wonder if that chick with the one eyebrow is modelling on this site?
Submitted by luckycharms on July 2, 2008 - 10:41pm.
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I'm sure you've probably seen this... anyway, I had a hard time keeping my eyes away from Robert's no-no bits. I kid! It's amazing, isn't it? The riffs I mean. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXUpdBvu3Vo
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on July 2, 2008 - 10:47pm.
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That's alright. I feel I was born a decade too late, anyway. My older brother was born in 1970, and I picked up a lot of my music and other tastes from him.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on July 2, 2008 - 10:44pm.
@Kizzy: GOLDSCHLAGER!
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OMG, that is the most disgusting shit. It caused me to vomit all over a bar floor. Buddies and I were flat out drunk on beer, then one of them orders that stuff to finish up. It came up as fast as it went down.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by parkrangerpete on July 2, 2008 - 10:50pm.
Is there a reason why kids are dressing like amish people now?
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Their parents hate them???
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mr. President on July 2, 2008 - 10:45pm.
It's timeless music Kizzy.
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I'm fucking older than dirt, I was into them in the 7th grade, before everybody else was into them, I was their fan before they were cool, I even got ragged on for writing DEF LEPPARD RULES on all my folders, etc. people would yell it down the hall at me.... and now they betray my devotion by going with that...that Swift. OH! ***Dramatic back of the hand against forehead*** sigh
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Is there a reason why kids are dressing like amish people now?
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Oh shit, Mr. President.
I am too old to seduce you in any fashion other than a Mrs. Robinson way. Damn it. I was feeling especially randy tonight, too. More's the pity.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Well, I know what I'm gonna be for Halloween, heh heh heh.
It's timeless music Kizzy. I'm 28 and I love that band. Better than the 90s shit that the rest of my friends were listening to in High School.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by luckycharms on July 2, 2008 - 10:41pm.
Plant still looks good, but Page's age has caught up to him in the Ace Frehley/Keith Richards way.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
@Kizzy: GOLDSCHLAGER!
@ Mr. President: You know what I like.......call me, baby
@ Luckycharms: Robert Plant is sex on a stick. Or me on his sex stick. Metaphors always confuse me.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by forever.now on July 2, 2008 - 10:33pm
You had a nice, normal, unbrainwashed Mom. Yeah, you gotta work at being FLDS fucked up.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mr. President on July 2, 2008 - 10:38pm.
Forgive us Dawnie for being a bit flustered, we're still recovering from the Def Leppard news.
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Indeed, I am utterly heartsick. The last threads of my youth have been drowned by milquetoast. I am now officially old. Joe, Joe, please say it ain't so! There's no coming back from the Swift!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by islandgirl on July 2, 2008 - 10:24pm.
Ha, Robert Plant is hot as hell, and Page is even hotter. I have an older brother who took me to one of their concerts in, I beleive 1976, and it was the most amazing experience of my life. Goddamn can Page play that guitar. If anyone has the chance, go to You Tube and view some of their older stuff. Amazing and enormously under-rated by critics.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on July 2, 2008 - 10:35pm.
@Kizzy:
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We started off with just snaps, then moved to Schnapps. I asked peach or cinnamon with the gold flakes. Just give me my cheapass favorite: Malibu
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Forgive us Dawnie for being a bit flustered, we're still recovering from the Def Leppard news.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
@Kizzy:
Schanpps is for pussies. But I see a lovely feline in your avatar! How you doin' girl? *smooch*
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by pixiebdg on July 2, 2008 - 10:32pm.
They don't make that themselves? Poseurs. **eyeroll**
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Mr. Pres:
Trust me, you won't be sorry, you hot-assed commander in chief.
Now buy me a drink and lets talk hot.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones