Wednesday, July 2nd 2008
They're Baaaack!
Yesterday, I posted about these creepy, faceless creatures from your nightmares that have been popping up all over the UK. They were back today at the Henley Regatta. I guessed they were part of Anonymous. Tommy Girl's yes-yes-hole can breathe a sigh of relief, because they aren't from Anonymous.
io9 reports they are part of a viral marketing campaign for Lotus. You know, the car company. Don't even ask me what the fuckity fuck it means. All I know is that it's wrong to go creeping up on unsuspecting bitches without your face on.
They're lucky that they haven't creeped up on the wrong crazy bitch who would take that faceless mask and shove it up their faceless ass.
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@Diamond Dawg- Yeah, you don't wanna mess with Babykins Mushroom, or as she is also known, BKins Shroomy (Her superhero persona)
Am I going to have to smackdown this little fucker again? Damn a sight!! I leave, and TWICE I come back to see ShittyDick fuckin' up?? WTF, I'm sorry your parents obviously fucking hated you, and never gave you hugs, but maybe it's because your shitty attitude matches your shitty needle dick.
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hey vixen
I want on the fucking list
when you think of getting fucked up, you think of my avvie
"pouts and waits.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
What the hell is she wearing flip flops for?Big fashion no-no right there and with an umbrella?Eww...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Makes me want to pop a goo-goo!
Mud Packer's only been here 5 days. Another member with 50 avies?
DevilGirl's cat will scratch your eyes out and eat them, so knock it off!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH
Bradi you can send them to my house...I am a firm believer in Smith and Wesson!
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
WTF if your problem Mud Packer. You have some negative shit little comment about everybody. I am kinda sick of seeing your crap on these threads, give it a rest. No one is amused.
that makes no sense...then shouldnt they at least wear suits that say 'LOTUS' on them?
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The long haired one looks like Joan Van Ark.
Fuck these people
and fuck Lotus, their creepy ad campaign won't change the fact that some drunk whore driving a fiberglass Lotus totaled every single car on my street last year. It was fun to watch the fiberglass car explode into a million pieces, though.
This makes me want to buy a Lotus so I can mow these bitches down
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GAWWDDD! http://facelesspeople.com/ It looks like we have another 19 days of this crap to look forward to!
The woman looks like Ann Coulter. Now I understand why she's wearing the mask.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
I would love to hire them to go and peep in someone's window.....at night, during a storm.
OFF T: Aphid says HELLO to everyone, she misses all you guys and as dramaqueen365247 posted earlier, she'll be by on Saturday.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by OneLiner on July 2, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by zomay on July 2, 2008 - 6:31pm.
She is still wearing flip flops, that ruins the whole thing for me.
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I KNOW! makes you go WTF??????
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Naw you guyz. Flip flops rule in the lower 36. I would agree that HER flip flops are dumb. At the very least she should be wearing ROCKET DOG surf flops.
seriously, HOW DO THEY BREATHE??????????????????? i can´t breathe just looking at them!!
**whatever**
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 2, 2008 - 7:09pm.
Ha! loves it IV... I feel like a supahstah
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But your just another unimportant nobody! *jk*
OnT: They creep me out...in a feel good way!
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
As long as these "things" don't show up with a faceless baby in tow one day, it's all good. There's nothing like a creepy ass baby to keep you awake at night. *shivers just thinking about it*
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I have cut and paste that list and saved it.
It are sensational.
OOOH! There's another one! (maybe just the forum ho's would understand that one.)
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 2, 2008 - 2:38pm:
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I have another one:
#94: You say Jebus instead of Jesus.
Ha! loves it IV... I feel like a supahstah
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♀Hohan's birthday?! Well, blowjobs for everyone then!! Enjoy. - Saltypretzel 7/2/08
MK, I love how now that you know they aren't part of Anonymous, you will rip them apart!
Bwahahahahahaaaa!!
CantSubmitted by hotbaby20 on July 2, 2008 - 4:59pm.
======================So interesting.=====I saw some new privacy news in site ’’ M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m’’. Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.=================
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Seriously, go to X17online. We all know your shit, and no one is going to click on your crap.
Give it up already.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
STONEY!!! YES I AM SHOUTING!
ImpVixen, you are the greatest!
***STANDING ON CHAIR, CLAPPING WILDLY***
I wanted to put you in charge of The Snarkies that I proposed but all I got was the crickets!
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
======================So interesting.=====I saw some new privacy news in site ’’ M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m’’. Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.=================
It strikes me that this would be the PERFECT mask for robbing a bank. Why don't they do that? They'd probably make more money than Lotus is paying them. And reading about them would be more entertaining too.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Good list, ImpertinentVixen!
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
I still want to know how the fuckity fuck do they breath in those masks.
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You know you're stressed out when you can hear the mimes.
ImpertinentVixen,
That's BRILLIANT! (and a little scary *looks around*)
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Viral marketing is annoying as fuck.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
ImpertinentVixen,
Thanks for posting that... what a hoot!
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Sláinte duine a ól.
She looks like Tricia Walsh. CRAZY eyes lady.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
OneLiner I know! Flip flops just don't make sense. Okay everyone, have a great day.
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ImpertinentVixen HA! Fucking brilliant.
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i hope they're paid well for being so creepy.
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OK, here's the shit I posted over the weekend. I still have to send it to MK! Crazy week!!
100 Reasons (Okay, 93) You Know You Read Too Much D-Listed:
93. Do you know how many times Ive explained lately what a chola is?? – Missy
92. The word "mouse" doesn't mean a cute little rodent or a computer part.
91. The first reaction to everything you read is..should I change my siggy?
90. Actually having a siggy file on your laptop - idiots drive me loco
89. You see a picture of Aliens and immediately look for Tommygirl.
88. You know more people who have sexy times with bikes, walls, and cars than you ever imagined you would.
87. You have more avies in your picture files than actual IRL pictures. - Bradful Bitch
86. When you're watching a televised White House news conference and then you hear one of the reporters say "Mr. President" and are surprised when Aubrey O'Day is not at the podium. –Mr. President
85. Everytime you see a funny ass pic you think, "There's my next avvie!" – ihearthaters
84. When your friends show you pictures and all you can think of is "Caption This". – Manimal5
83. When your kid's teacher phones to tell you she has several overdue assignments and you reply: Escandalo! – Angel_i
82. You mention out loud..."somethin' in the milk ain't clean" and everyone looks at you like you're ghetto. – pinkdoodoo2
81. When you see L.A. and think of Angie's biggest fan and not the city.
80. When you find yourself telling your friends about what your fellow dlisters have been saying-- only to be met with blank stares.
79. When you use the term gayelle outside of this blog. – thlayly5
78. When you can still remember commentator "Mishma" and laugh over her cat avies and her witty remarks.
77. When you hear the word "Coco" and don't think of Coco Chanel.
76. When you child says he has to go "P.P" and chicken cutlets come to mind.
75. When you refer to your teeth as "teef" in public and don't even realize it.
74. When you use the phrase "Holy Hooker Hooves" (from Madam S.) and still laugh your ass off.
-TinaTuna
73. When there is something written about **AJ** and all posts refer to Johnny Depp or Gerard Butler, you know without looking a "troll alert" has been issued...- DebFrmHell
72. When you are driving through Moreno Valley and you slow down to take pictures of eyebrows and consider sending them to Michael K. – Zomay
71. When you miss your daily cheeto update. *cough cough, HINT HINT, MK* - IheartHaters
70. You know what a Cheeto report is. And can recognize when fellow dlisters are jonesing for one. – DeeDee
69.When you can spot bad botox, implants, or lipo with just a brief glance. - Kizzy
68. When the highest compliment you can pay your friend is to deem her a HAWT SLUUUTT – Kizzy
67. When your fake tits compliment your fake face. - .
66. When you only call celebs by their Dlisted name (Fishsticks, Hohan, et cetera) – Viva La Lohan
65. When MK gives you a shout-out in a post like "Thanks, now shut your hole!" and you're not offended, but flattered! - Migraineuse
64. When you see a really unfortunate-looking person & think, "Say something nice!" – Dramaqueen365247
63. When you send MK an email & don't get offended when the reply is "Thanks, bitch!" - dramaqueen365247
62. Or in my case, "Thanks, hobag." - DeeDee
61. When you start hating certain celebs not because of who they are, but because of their stalker fans. – Zomay
60. When before reading post you look at the "submitted by" to see if anyone is out there to avoid... – DemFrmHell
59. You and your co-workers hang around the water cooler to discuss who's gayelle. – Reese2029
58. When douche is no longer a feminine hygiene product but a term for a complete & total idiot.
57. When you try to hook up IRL friends w/ cyberfriends over things like their hatred of the word, "slacks." - dramaqueen365247
56. You refer to manish looking women as "Trannies" – M.E.
55. When you have clicked to tranny websites, more then once, but you are a straight woman. – Zomay
54. Mangina becomes part of your regular lexicon.
53. "Xenu wills it" is your explaination for Katie Holmes' career tanking. – Kizzy
52. When "buttfuck Fiesta" becomes part of your regular vocabulary. – DebFrmHell
51. You ask "Where has that hot bitch been?" – M.E.
50. When you don't see someone for a while you wonder "where the hell has that hor been"? – Viva La Lohan
49. You start carrying razors in your hair – tinkuy
48. You have been away from Dlisted a few days and all the sudden, while you are driving on the 5, you think to yourself, "wonder how all the Dlisted horz are doing?". - Zomay
47. You see lucite hooker shoes in the store and actually consider buying them. KIDDING! – islandgirl
46. You dream of dlisters, you see their avis. – DeeDee
45. Schifty-five: You are the only person in your real life who knows what "toilet bats", "ass tax", "wig tax", "boot moves", "sofa batteries", "push-button lipstick" and "tennis cans and green beans" mean. – Migraineuse
44. When you pick up hicks. - .
43. When you see TV and no longer think in terms of size, color or inches...- DebFrmHell
42. You know the word 'blumpkin'
41. The word 'bloop' causes you to giggle – Kizzy
40. When you can't stop saying:
SOTP IT
SOTP IT
SOTP IT, BAISH, SOTP IT - Migraineuse
39. When you see things on TV and instantly think of someone on DL you just HAVE to tell. (For you, M.E. I saw a hot pic of Jared Leto on TV one night and was like oh my god she would die if she could see this!!!) – Viva La Lohan
38. When you can identify a mooseknuckle or cameltoe without seeing the celebrity face. – DebFrmHell
37. You look at picnic tables, tailpipes and wombats differently. – The C word
36. And walls and bicycles. - islandgirl
35. No one has any idea what you are talking about anymore. - Mrs.Kravitz
34. You try to have a convo with your spouse in regards to a post you read that day, and they stare at you blankly and tell you you are crazy. – M.E.
33. You call dumb girls "stupid whores" – M.E.
32. You are on constant "chola brow" alert. – DeeDee
31. You have dreamt of MK. More than once. – maDalice
30. You can't spell "Blake" properly. – Sheeps
29. You point to a 400 lb guy walking down the street with a mullet, no shirt on and yelling at traffic, and you turn to your mom and ask "Would you hit it?".- Madam S
28. You wince every time someone mentions AJ or JA because you're expecting a loon to jump out from behind a bush – Viva La Lohan
27. Every time somebody does something you don't like, you threaten to "cuttabeesh" – Viva La Lohan
26. Everytime you see a ginger, you automatically think, "Rojo Caliente".
25. If a friend tells you some juicy gossip, it's an escandolo. - islandgirl
24. You refer to penis as salchicha and vagina as chocha. – DeeDee
23. You prefer your fake friends to your IRL friends. – Mrs. Kravitz
22. You realize that anybody can be a Hot Slut.
21. You use words ‘edifying’, ‘shenanigans’, and ‘canoodling’. - The C word
20. You start completely inappropriate conversations about tossing salad or rim jobs or 2 girls one cup
19. You use the term twat excessivly.– M.E.
18. You find yourself giggling at almost every fresh food in the grocery store. And Cheetos. – angel_I
17. You apologize to people for being a grumpy bitch but say it's because "I have a fucking hangover and my ass lips are sore. Don't ask". – madam S.
16. You use the word "feltch" at a dinner party for shock value. – islandgirl
15. You greet people by calling them HOR!
14. You call idiots douchebags – M.E.
13. When you see stupid people in stupid situation, you automatically go into "Caption this" mode. – DeeDee
12. When you are trying to seduce your S.O. you use the phrase "sexy times" – Viva La Lohan
11. You've got boot moves. – sheeps
10. You greet anyone & everyone with "What the hell kind of GD outfit is THAT?!"
9. You start staying "what the fuckity fuck are you doing with this fuckery?!" – tinkuy
8. Broke Boot moves is said allowed and no one gets it.
7. The hate of Skeletina. nuff said about that. – Bradful bitch
6. You know what a 'fupa' and a 'gunt' are, and can easily define the two. – The C word
5. Not only do you know who Phoebe Price is, but you looked past Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway watching he new Get Smart movie to see her walk on role. – RigaToni
4. You send emails to coworkers claiming to have "fixed that shit."
3.You greet your sister with "what's up you stupid whore!" - Stoney
2. Your kids mention fish sticks for dinner and you think sourly of Gwyneth Paltrow.
1. You refer to the woman and her two daughters (in your head of course) too slowly walking in from of you as "That bitch and her two little hos." – ImpertinentVixen
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by zomay on July 2, 2008 - 6:31pm.
She is still wearing flip flops, that ruins the whole thing for me.
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Urgh! fucking marketing! fuck off! As if these cunts will make me buy a car!
She is still wearing flip flops, that ruins the whole thing for me.
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