Wednesday, July 2nd 2008
They're Baaaack!
Yesterday, I posted about these creepy, faceless creatures from your nightmares that have been popping up all over the UK. They were back today at the Henley Regatta. I guessed they were part of Anonymous. Tommy Girl's yes-yes-hole can breathe a sigh of relief, because they aren't from Anonymous.
io9 reports they are part of a viral marketing campaign for Lotus. You know, the car company. Don't even ask me what the fuckity fuck it means. All I know is that it's wrong to go creeping up on unsuspecting bitches without your face on.
They're lucky that they haven't creeped up on the wrong crazy bitch who would take that faceless mask and shove it up their faceless ass.
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LOVE CARROTTOP on July 2, 2008 - 8:07pm
*smooch*
((((cyber hugz))))
You have RL friends?
shut.up.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
@ Mud Packer - I think, your problem is that your too tense & need to relax...
Here, read, enjoy, relax! (It would just like to say that I didn't write that!)
NSFW - NSFW - NSFW
http://celeb.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544190501
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 2, 2008 - 8:07pm.
ITA--I know I love some of you much more than the prairie dogs at work. (they hate it when I call them minions or underlings, so prairie dogs it is)
LMAO
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 2, 2008 - 8:06pm.
I think MK would be honored by our work, don't you?
OnT: I'm for sure not buying a car if the ads creep me out. Do not want a creepy car.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 1:01am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 2, 2008 - 7:57pm
Look at you, you are such a giver!! Always trying to help out...
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Well to be honest, there is one person I have to thank for my giving, sweet, nature & that person is...Xtina! (I'm sure you saw that coming! lol) ;0)
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
PS. Just thought I'd mention, I definitely like some of you WAY MORE than my RL friends.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 2, 2008 - 8:02pm.
What the fuck have you against VLL? She's hilarious!
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It would take all day today and half of tommorrow to explain it all and funny she may be, but shes NOT who she seems!
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I don't know what or who she is, nor do I care, she SEEMS like a nice and funny person while YOU SEEM to be just a shit-stirring asshole that craves attention any way they can get it. If you want to change how YOU appear, you might try to SEEM more like a reasonable person, rather than just a shitty dick.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Holy Fuck! Flip flops & a suit & no lipstick?! *faints* *spills last bottle of liquid softener*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Oh my fucking God I can't stop laughing/snorting/drooling/farting/leaning over from laughing too damn hard reading the Top 93. I can't even tell you how many of those things I've done. Particularly 'sexy times'. Doesn't work.
Oh fuck. Thank you for that you HAWT SLUUUUUT!
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 2, 2008 - 8:02pm.
What the fuck have you against VLL? She's hilarious!
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It would take all day today and half of tommorrow to explain it all and funny she may be, but shes NOT who she seems!
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
@DebFrmHell-Tee Hee!
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 7:54pm.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 7:51pm.
If you could say something worth a fuck, maybe people wouldn't rather just stomp you back into your shitpuddle. But no, you'd rather be an asshole. Well, when you choose to act like an asshole, you can expect to be treated like an asshole. Asshole.
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Point taken!
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
What the fuck have you against VLL? She's hilarious!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 2, 2008 - 7:57pm
Look at you, you are such a giver!! Always trying to help out...
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 7:56pm.
ROFL-- I know!! You are so good about that, rarely swearing, and then there's me....I would shudder to think of someone actually counting how many f-bombs I drop in a day. They'd for sure need a clicker-counter to keep up!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 3, 2008 - 12:51am.
Im not trying to hurt anyone.....I just wanna be free to be me and say what I please without retribution!
http://x17online.com/
http://perezhilton.com/
www.nooneactuallygivesafuckingdamn.com
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 2, 2008 - 7:54pm.
TY doll, one of my favorite sites, that the lovely and generous hawt sluuutz here at dlisted turned me onto, that has now become an addiction.
Proof positive once again, how truly edifying dlisted is.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Muddy you can track me around for days and you will hardly ever see that I swear on these boards but I say this to you with all sincerity. Fuck off. And Buh-Bye.
**walks away muttering about cunt-faced hags**
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 7:51pm.
If you could say something worth a fuck, maybe people wouldn't rather just stomp you back into your shitpuddle. But no, you'd rather be an asshole. Well, when you choose to act like an asshole, you can expect to be treated like an asshole. Asshole.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
whatever, Fudgepacker.
thanks, Kizzy! Mwuah!
Love your new cat av. LOLCATS!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 2, 2008 - 7:49pm
You do NOT suck at the funny, either, you are quite witty, and I am sorry you were not there to contribute when the list was compiled.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Muddy is only interested in stalking VLL. very lame. VLL said ignore.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 7:45pm.
Muddy,
I am trying to be pleasant when I say this but go away. Take a cookie with you as you go out the door.
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*Curls into a ball in the corner of the room and commences to balling becaueveryone hates me :(*
Im not trying to hurt anyone.....I just wanna be free to be me and say what I please without retribution!
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg
look for anyone with a dark suit and flip flops!!!
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hilar. will do!
Dear Mudpacker,
ok, so maybe I sux at the funny, but dayum, who made you judge of the forever party we're having here?
perez's is more your level. shoo.
Frankly, I'm tired of these off-the-wall ad campaigns that are supposed to create this huge buzz over something that really is not a big deal at all.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DiamondDawg
look for anyone with a dark suit and flip flops!!!
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 3, 2008 - 12:41am.
This may sound odd. But I love it. I LOVE it when MK posts about Christina (Posative, negative, doesnt matter.That goes for all sites, fan sites, blogs. An Xtina post = happy me) I just get a silly grin on my face, that lasts all day. (Dear God, I need help! lol) I love Christina dearly, but I can't help but laugh at MK's writing. Hell, I don't even mind anymore that people call her a tranny or Jordan get called Batboy. It's kinda sweet actually.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
lol @ sewer work.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 4:43pm.
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HAha these are kinda funny. i wish I was witty enough to contribute!
.!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#$%^&*(*&^%$#
Alas, you are not witty enough.
You are a tool.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 7:43pm
Since you're only holding onto one brain cell by the feeblest of grips, you will never have the wit to qualify for anything, other than sewer work.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hey hores,
I'll see you LATER. I'm off to Los Angeles for the weekend. Where can I find a knockoff Louis?
Considering that Lotus' primary demographic is men, that one of them is wearing flip-flops matters not.
I didn't even notice until it was mentioned, and it definitely doesn't change my opinion of their product.
the DUDE! abides...
Muddy,
I am trying to be pleasant when I say this but go away. Take a cookie with you as you go out the door.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 4:43pm.
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HAha these are kinda funny. i wish I was witty enough to contribute!
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Shag off, tard.
I want in, too!
1. You say "FUK OOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF!!!" like Harvey when you get mad.
2. You defend Harvey when you're on other websites
3. Your Facebook says your interests are "Dlisted.com"
4. "Shag" and "shagalicious" are a working part of your vocabulary.
5. You know that "My Little Pony" isn't just a toy for girls.
6. You think about se*y times way more often than you ever used to.
7. You try to get everyone you know to watch "La Pequena" youtubes.
8. You desperately miss the days when "BRITNEYSCOMINGBACK" posted regularly.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 7:31pm.
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And you're still only a shitty dick. Whose parents didn't hug them enough, so the only attention you know how to get is negative. Well, I fart in your face, now you're special. Take your issues to a shrink's office, don't work them out here, we so do not have time for your miniscule mind, that matches your miniscule shitty dick.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 2, 2008 - 7:39pm.
I want in, too!
1. You say "FUK OOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF!!!" like Harvey when you get mad.
2. You defend Harvey when you're on other websites
3. Your Facebook says your interests are "Dlisted.com"
4. "Shag" and "shagalicious" are a working part of your vocabulary.
5. You know that "My Little Pony" isn't just a toy for girls.
6. You think about se*y times way more often than you ever used to.
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HAha these are kinda funny. i wish I was witty enough to contribute!
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
*trying to not write anything about keeping numeric score of how many insults one doles out*
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
If the tribe has noticed you have become a nuisance, then you certainly must have done something to deserve it.
DAE, i always shiver a little for you the fan when MK post something bad about your Christina. I lean more towards World News and when there is a Batboy article...I think of Dlisted.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
ROFL WTG Impertinent Vixen!! That shit was funny as hell when everybody was adding to it, it is a fantastic list, and a true tribute to MK, I bet he would get the biggest kick out of it.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by devilgirl on July 2, 2008 - 7:24pm.
Ive only said 2 negative things so far.....come one, give me a break!
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Am I going to have to smackdown this little fucker again? Damn a sight!! I leave, and TWICE I come back to see ShittyDick fuckin' up?? WTF, I'm sorry your parents obviously fucking hated you, and never gave you hugs, but maybe it's because your shitty attitude matches your shitty needle dick.
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Whaaaa? Im not being negative, its just that she IS a nobody! She thinks shes hot shit in a champagne glass, but she's just cold diarreah in a dixie cup and I have to stay around to but that beezy in her place!....and im not take'n it back!
OnT: Yeah, their creepy look'n!
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
Hmmm...I could jump the bitch and draw some chola brows with my sharpie! Yes, I could!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Bradi, I wish I had the space to tell you about what happened with a firearm, ex husband, window and a prank gone awry!
Ex didn't pull any more shit on me after that...and tried to hide the weapons...LOL
Why would Lotus, Very Expen$ive auto maker, let a PR stunt go so wrong. Flip Flops? a Your face here placard would look better behind the wheel.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
@ ImpertinentVixen - LOVE that list!!
48. You have been away from Dlisted a few days and all the sudden, while you are driving on the 5, you think to yourself, "wonder how all the Dlisted horz are doing?". - Zomay
31. You have dreamt of MK. More than once. – maDalice
OMG, I had no idea that others did the above too!!
You know, AJ got a few mentions on the list, as did Unfitney (the cheetto reports) where is Xtina?! ;0) she needs a mention so I give you this:
You Know You Read Too Much D-Listed when... you see/hear the words 'Tranny" & "Clown" & think of Xtina
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Submitted by harlee25
Buy an Ad Space for your blog. MK needs to make a living too!!!! Spammer...
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 7:24pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH
Bradi you can send them to my house...I am a firm believer in Smith and Wesson!
- Hahahahhahahahaha....
Seriously, I have a couple friends who are such wussies, they won't watch ANYTHING remotely scary.
I hate movie night with them.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"