They're Baaaack!

edited... I really ought to take my own advice

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"I thought they were going to fight! This went in a completely different direction. Look at him, he's all greased up and shaved now." - my bf, who just saw Purple Rain for the first time

you know what...
i thought they're creppy...
but now i think their pretty cute...
he in his little suit.. and she in her
suit... looking damm nice!!
i wonder do they have conversations??
it'd sound like " mur mur mar.... "
LOL XD LMAO

Is she wearing flip-flops AND it's raining? wtf?

***********Faster than a dead horse

i'd kick one if it comes near me

As a Lotus owner, I have no idea why they would need to advertise with these people. They're scary and I am afraid.

People, this is what Xtina's face looks like when she wakes up in the morning! Christ cakes!

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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

I agree with MK they are lucky they havent run into a paranoid crack head that freaks out an shanks them if I bumped into a face freak in a dark alley I'd shank one myself.

Damn--and to think for moment I thought it was some deep artistic or political statement. Silly me--I should have known it was just some stupid marketing ploy. What was I thinking?

That's pretty ridiculous. If I saw people walking around without a face I dunno what I'd do.

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

I can totally imagine a horror film being based around faceless serial killers.

I'd like to share it with the hotties who also like sports I met at R I C H L O V I N G.C O M,where the hot affluent singles and sexy girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!

I'm sure it's been said at one point or other, but these things remind me of those kids in Pink Floyd's The Wall. Creepy then and creepy now.

I think some angsty pseudo-intellectuals might take the bait.

Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 10:51pm.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 2, 2008 - 9:47pm.
@ Kizzy,

How dumb do you have to be to admit to FANS that you blew off a gig, because of hangover? What a loser.
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FOR REALS. That news went over really well. I bet that got the fans' hopes up REAL high for a great show. Who takes the whole day to recover from a hangover anyway? In your 20s? I partied, went to work still half fucked up, puked up Hurricane in between customers, took a 2 hour nap after work, and went out partying again. And I haven't even seen the kind of money he makes!!!!

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Sounds like you were my partying twin! I used to take a nap in my car during lunch since I was getting by on about 3-4 hours of sleep a night. Now, I have no idea how I survived those years. I had a hangover a year ago, and I thought I was going to die.

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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp

God be with you, dumbass.

wtf are they going for with this campaign?

no identity? get a lotus!

one of the nameless and faceless masses? get a lotus!

we can't give you a personality but we can sell you a lotus!

grr. marketing sucks!

(meanwhile lindsay's dad is whining to his new maybe daughter that he neeeeeeeds a lotus.)

huh. That campaign makes sense, because, of course, when I drive I have no face on.
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 2, 2008 - 9:47pm.
@ Kizzy,

How dumb do you have to be to admit to FANS that you blew off a gig, because of hangover? What a loser.
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FOR REALS. That news went over really well. I bet that got the fans' hopes up REAL high for a great show. Who takes the whole day to recover from a hangover anyway? In your 20s? I partied, went to work still half fucked up, puked up Hurricane in between customers, took a 2 hour nap after work, and went out partying again. And I haven't even seen the kind of money he makes!!!!

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

OH MY GAWD! I'm totally gonna have nightmares tonight!

We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...

Those no face muthafuckers scare the hell outta me. I would blast a garbage can lid sized hole in them if they snuck up on me.

♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫

@ Kizzy,

How dumb do you have to be to admit to FANS that you blew off a gig, because of hangover? What a loser.

The people who write fanfiction have awsome imaginations - the pairings!! *shakes head* fabfiction is ♥

~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 2, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 1:37am
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I discovered fanfiction when Lord of the Rings was out, woooohooooooo there are some seriously active imaginations out there!!! ROFL

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

They look like something out of Doctor Who

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 2, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 1:37am.

Did he??
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Yeah it was one of his American dates, and he had another show the next night, he told the crowd he blew off the last night's show because he was hungover. It was on youtube. (isn't everything?)

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

who cares.....
seems i have seen this on tall dating site ___Tallmingle.com___,may be some one upload it on to that site,it is so famous ,many people talk about it on the forum .

Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 1:37am.

Did he?? I didn't know that. Christina only stopped the B2B tour was because she got the flu as well as being 3 months gone. She was ordered to rest. She has postponed dates /cancelled tours before. But only when she had no other choice.

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Submitted by angel_i on July 3, 2008 - 1:46am
Sadly. No. I used to write a lot of Harry Potter fanfiction & a fellow writer gave me a link to AFF (for the HP stuff). Found the Unfitney stuff, by accident.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 3, 2008 - 1:46am.
I've not seen 'Hostel'. I just can't handle watching those sort of movies. Lol, well at least I don't have that problem!

~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

Bye Sock-Monkey!

Love,
Your Silent Stalker. (;x)

♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 8:44pm.
Socky, slow down my little pet or Wino's dad is going to put you back in your hamper...Leeeetle bit at a time. You cannot drown your sorrows over "S". Trust.
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*pouring a little into my silver flask*..I'm saving it for my visits to the future MIL. lol
Gotta go...putting din din on the table. *waving*
Thanks for the stash! Mmmmm...me lurves you!

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 2, 2008 - 8:39pm.
aww thanks (stop making me blush!) *gives hugs & smooch back*

I watched 'Hollow Man' one Halloween. *shudders* I had nightmares for a week. I also had to watch 'Ghost Ship' as well that night. (It's family tradition to watch scary films on Halloween.) *shudders more*
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I was able to watch 'Hollow Man' but I can't watch movies like 'Hostel'...they really make me fidgety....and..after a while..I have to pee...a lot. The BF gave up taking me to those type of movies cause I kept getting out of my seat and bumping into his refreshments on my way to the potty. We quit going to those movies. LOL!!!

ON TOPIC: So...if these two idiots get stopped for a traffic violation..which one of the two is gonna match the picture ID? Just wondering.

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

@DAE
@ Mud Packer - I think, your problem is that your too tense & need to relax...

Here, read, enjoy, relax! (It would just like to say that I didn't write that!)

NSFW - NSFW - NSFW
http://celeb.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544190501
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Oy. How do you find that stuff? Google?

♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola

Socky, slow down my little pet or Wino's dad is going to put you back in your hamper...Leeeetle bit at a time. You cannot drown your sorrows over "S". Trust.

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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 8:29pm.

ROFL a good day!! Yeah, selective swearing can be useful, but I need to keep my IT freaks under control, and regular use of f-bombs has them checking the temperature, when they hear it. I like keeping them on their toes. They get slack, someone's system gets cracked, we lose cash, and my ass is grass. Judicious application of the f-bomb keeps things from descending into anarchy.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 3, 2008 - 1:26am.
aww thanks (stop making me blush!) *gives hugs & smooch back*

I watched 'Hollow Man' one Halloween. *shudders* I had nightmares for a week. I also had to watch 'Ghost Ship' as well that night. (It's family tradition to watch scary films on Halloween.) *shudders more*

~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 2, 2008 - 8:31pm.
Sock-Monkey on July 2, 2008 - 8:23pm

How about a couple of Sham-Wows?
The wonky sales dude in the commercial seems honest.
He should be HSOTD.
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Holy Shit! Sham-Wows?...dipped in my favorite liquid softener du jour?! Oh, yes! Yes, indeed!

ON T: That wonky sales dude could sell the Lotus. He has more personality than these two blank face fuckers!!

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 2, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 1:15am
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Out of all of them, she seems the most well-adjusted child star. Even Timberflake blew off a concert due to a hangover, but the only time I remember Xtina cancelling shows was when she was pregnant, and then she worked awhile after she found out.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Is it bad to want them to explode?

Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 1:15am.
I admit, I got a little scared when she was out soo much in May. I was tempted to write to her mom & dad. The 'Dirrty' phase, was just a learning & growing phase. She had to get it out of system, if she hadn't of done it, who knows? She could've gone off the rails. She almost had a nervous breakdown around the time she was making Stripped. :0( So I don't blame her for partying & embracing the skank look for a while. I'm sure that she used her head and pumped before a night of drinking. Jordan is a really, really good force in her life. Thank heavens she found him!

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Submitted by angel_i on July 3, 2008 - 1:16am.

*hides* I feel that I should tell you that it's Unfitney porn.

~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

Sock-Monkey on July 2, 2008 - 8:23pm

How about a couple of Sham-Wows?
The wonky sales dude in the commercial seems honest.

He should be HSOTD.

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

I am a restaurant manager When server are calling me a" ballbusting bitch" and not something worse we are having a good day.

Like here, I don't swear much. All it takes is a "What were you thinking, (mutter)Jeebus fucking christ?" out of me to reduce half the staff to tears.

I found a long time ago that if I only swear occasionally they know how truly pissed I am. LOL.

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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 8:24pm.
Socky,
Here little one. **passing over a brand new bottle of Vanilla/Lilac Downey (64ozer) a bouquet of roses orgami'ed from new box of dryer sheets AND a big top shelf Strawberry margarita with a sugared rim!**
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OMG! *hyperventilating* *doing the Wino crack dance*

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 8:24pm.

That's just so beautiful, what you've done for Socky, a true testament to what an angel you are. Origami roses, I'm all farklempt****dabbing eyes with tissue**** It's just so beautiful!

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 2, 2008 - 8:19pm.
*hands Sock-Monkey two bottles of liquid softener*

That was a very sweet post :0) Thank you! I luvs you too (and the rest of the sluts here!!)
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You deserve the recognition! *sock monkey hug & smooch* *opening bottle of drinkie* *big gulp* Mmmmm....I can feel the buzz already.

ON T: These idiots remind me of the movie "Hollow Man" with Kevin Bacon. Yeah, I watch it! So hit me!! lol

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 2, 2008 - 8:23pm

So sorry to hear about your relationship problems with "S". I won't mention it again, sweetie. That's ultra Downy, so it's ultra-concentrated.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Socky,
Here little one. **passing over a brand new bottle of Vanilla/Lilac Downey (64ozer) a bouquet of roses orgami'ed from new box of dryer sheets AND a big top shelf Strawberry margarita with a sugared rim!**

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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 8:19pm.
Kizzy,
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You obviously have cuter cubicle-dwellers in your office than I do in mine, hence prairie dogs. They're just not adorable enough to be meerkats. Well, that and the fact that they call me a ballbusting bitch behind my back. Then I threaten to send my flying monkeys.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 8:16pm.
I have liquid Downy, but Snuggle dryer sheets.
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Yes! *grabbing bottle of Downy* I...can't..*teary eyed* handle..*sniff*..Snuggle sheets. My relationship with that bastard ended badly. It's too painful *holding hand over brow in dramatic fashion* to discuss. *wiping lone fake tear a la Demi Moore* lol
Thanks for the hooch! Ha!

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 3, 2008 - 1:13am.

*hands Sock-Monkey two bottles of liquid softener*

That was a very sweet post :0) Thank you! I luvs you too (and the rest of the sluts here!!)

~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

Kizzy,
I think of the office cubicle types as meerkats. They peek over their little walls at ANYthing of interest and to determine if it is something dangerous to their careers...then they pop back down. lol

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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 2, 2008 - 8:13pm.

I have liquid Downy, but Snuggle dryer sheets.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

@DAE

YAY! I'm tense too! I just opened it - I'll let you know how it goes:D

♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 2, 2008 - 8:08pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 3, 2008 - 1:01am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 2, 2008 - 7:57pm

Y'know, I've never had a problem with Xtina. I didn't see anything wrong with her going out on the town with her hubby and getting tipsy, she seems to have her shit together enough that I'm sure she expressed enough ahead of time, and expressed enough afterwards to make sure there was no longer any alcohol in her system. Yeah, she kinda got skanky when she went through her "Dirrrty" phase, but then she put her clothes back on, and especially after she got married and had her baby, her behavior has been totally above board.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 2, 2008 - 8:08pm.
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Me luurves you! When it comes to Xtina - you take the good with the bad and always a good sport. You're the little researcher for us Dlisters and funny as hell. We love it! I'm glad you are here.
*big sock monkey smile* Uh...*batting eyelashes* you got any liquid softener I could borrow? *clasping little sock monkey hands together & pleading* I'm need a drinkie right now! lol

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~