This Shit Is Getting Good
Today was day one of Christie Brinkley's divorce trial and shit got really juicy when her estranged husband, Peter Cook, took the stand. Peter started bawling when he was questioned by Christie's lawyer. Here's some scandalous shit he admitted to doing while being married:
He did sexy sexy times with his teenage mistress, Diana Bianchi, in his own officeHe paid her $300,000 to keep their nasty business on the down low
He admitted to spending $3,000 a month on internet porn
He confessed to getting nekkid and groping his wang bone in front of a web cam
He posted pictures of himself on swingers websites looking for chicks to screw
After Peter admitted all of this, his stupid fuck lawyer told the court, "For goodness sake: She's on her fourth husband. Your honor, we're here because of the self-indulgent wrath of a woman scorned." Lawyer dude better sleep with one-eye open, because divorced broads everywhere are going to hunt him down.
He also blasted Christie for wanting the trial to be made public, "What kind of a mother wants her husband flogged in public?" I'm sure Peter wouldn't mind being "flogged" in public.
Christie's lawyer told the court she paid for everything while they were married. They aren't fighting over cash though. They are fighting over custody of their daughter Sailor and their son Jack. Jack is Christie's son from Richard Taubman, but Peter adopted him.
Are they selling tickets to this show? It sounds like the only thing missing is a half-time performance. May I suggest Billy Joel?
And what the hell kind of GD internet porn costs $3,000 a month?! It's probably some nasty scat shit involving midgets, circus animals and oversized vegetables. No thank you. Shit, I'm always shocked when I see $29.95 on my credit card bill every month (don't judge, we all like internet porn).
Also, I wonder what Peter's peter is like? I'm guessing it's like a skinny ass mushroom. Nothing special.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 2, 2008 - 6:06pm.
On a more serious note, I honestly think porn is fucking up our society big time. I know when it first became mainstream, so many people believed that all sexual problems were caused by repression, so exposure to graphic sexual material would be the cure. But that was a totally naive belief. We're as fucked up as we ever were, if not more. Porn is just another poisonous dish in the smorgasbord of addiction that is our culture. People who get hooked on it stay hooked on it because reality isn't good enough for them any more. And they all claim everybody does it, everybody is an addict, so that they can make themselves feel better about it. If you object you're some kind of prude who's trying to drag everybody back to the Victorian times or some shit. But people need to realize that ALL addictions are bad for you. ALL of them. They fuck up your life. They make you dependent on what some corporation is getting rich by selling, while you grow poorer and ever more dependent.
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Finally, I got help and found more healthy ways to cope with reality...mostly through eating people...*licking tiger chops*...not that I'm addicted, I can quit any time I want to....
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"He paid her $300,000 to keep their nasty business on the down low"
ummmm...how much money do these people have? didn't the wife notice 300.000$ missing?
She is tacky to want it public,she is a woman scorned trying to embarass her ex.Sad.He seems no more pervy than any other dude out there,he just got outed is all.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
$300,000 to keep it on the down low? She should be divorcing him for being a sucker and getting taken by a teenager if anything. DAMN!
This is my kind of divorce! Awesome!
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Sandbitch: that avatar is too funny. can you tell me where did you get it from? i want it...i promise i won't use it.
He admitted to sleeping with a teenager in his workplace, paying her a shitload of hush money, trolling porn sites for $3k a month, and basically being a sex addict? When would he find the time to raise 2 small kids? He needs to be kept FAR FAR away from these kids. PERV!
eh.. pornography has been around since the camera was invented over 100 years ago.
the only difference between now and then is the access. from what i have read and heard about the issue, vhs is what turned the porn industry into the billion dollar a year business it is.
"everyone woman knows that you DO NOT hire a young, pretty, vulnerable,and flirtatious 18 year old nanny to watch your kids"
the girl was hired to work for peter cook's architecture firm.
he spotted her as an employee in a toy store he used to frequent.
oh he's a sleeze alright.. i kinda feel badly for him. he is paying dearly for fucking over his ex wife.
very stupid of him.
Aww.. he looks so cookie cutter preppy. Internet porn addiction ia a very real addiction. I mean it used to be you had to go to the seedy adult video shop to rent it which was too embarassing.
"their daughter Sailor..."
STOP.RIGHT.THERE.
They named their DAUGHTER Sailor???
WWHHHYYY?????? Why do parents do this to their kids????
Also, they named their son, Jack. Pity, they should of called him Princess or something. Dumb fucks.
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She has 3 kids by 3 different guys. Nice, really nice. This what you get for dumping Billy Joel!
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If I was Christie's attorney, I would slap Peter Cook's? I'm not a big fan of serial marriages but even though she has had four (wow), he still had an obligation and made a committment to her.
It's rather stupid of his attorney to make light of making the trial public. If Peter Cook was smart, he would drop the custody battle ESPECIALLY after admitting all he did.
Christie, Christie, Christie, although I absolutely love the fact that you are humiliating your scum of a husband by putting all his dirty deeds out in the street, everyone woman knows that you DO NOT hire a young, pretty, vulnerable,and flirtatious 18 year old nanny to watch your kids. You hire the ugliest, oldest, non speaking english bitch you can find. Duh! Let tis be a lesson. (and yes her whore of a husband should have kept it in his pants, regardless).
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Team Christie!
She's HAWT for flogging this asshat in public.
Go Christie, flogggggg awaaaaaay! LMAO
The creep deserves it.
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Denise and Charlie have some new competition.
Guilty pleasure, Public Celebrity divorces.
I lurve them.
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On a more serious note, I honestly think porn is fucking up our society big time. I know when it first became mainstream, so many people believed that all sexual problems were caused by repression, so exposure to graphic sexual material would be the cure. But that was a totally naive belief. We're as fucked up as we ever were, if not more. Porn is just another poisonous dish in the smorgasbord of addiction that is our culture. People who get hooked on it stay hooked on it because reality isn't good enough for them any more. And they all claim everybody does it, everybody is an addict, so that they can make themselves feel better about it. If you object you're some kind of prude who's trying to drag everybody back to the Victorian times or some shit. But people need to realize that ALL addictions are bad for you. ALL of them. They fuck up your life. They make you dependent on what some corporation is getting rich by selling, while you grow poorer and ever more dependent.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
lol, and I watch my porn for free like a sucker
...oh wait...
so this guy is like Supreme douche of the day!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
damn spammers
Bet Christy regrets allowing him to adopt her son, she bought from the bio dad. Honestly, Petey-boys a creepy man and probably shouldn't have custody, and probably considering his hobbies - supervised visitation. The kids are going to hate his guts anyway, so pay a check every month and move on so that she can marry number 5.
After she left Billy Joel, Christie Brinkley has had the worst luck with men. ALL of them turned out to be scammers. She should go back to Billy Joel - why did she leave him in the first place? He's the only decent guy she knows.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Why am I not surprised that you pervs are talking about sex again!?!?!?!?
Where's my goddamned drink!?!?!?!
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
lol@ justine.
uh.. very few of us can actually withstand criticism we impose on others...im sure even those medical professionals look horrible when nude and exposed on an operating table.
and all jokes aside it's not the size so much as it's the shape, coloring and texture.... a giant schlong can be very ugly too.
I'm guessing that Peter's peter resembles a Ken doll's. With all that chicken choking he's doing, it must be worn smooth.
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on July 2, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 2, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Best small peen description I ever heard came from a operating theater nurse "it was like a button on a fur coat". She said they couldn't wait for the general anesthetic to work so they could all bust out laffing.
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OMG, so true. One of my best friends is a doc and she tells me the best stuff ever.
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I wonder how you would like it if your doctor was talking to their friends about what ugly sagging tits and a gaping sore of a cunt you have... even better, to an operating room audience while you're under and lying there helpless.
Your best friend, the doc, should get her licence shoved up her ass for violating doctor's ethics.
I would also love to see that operating room nurse naked - I'm sure there would be alot to laugh about.
what a freak.
I dont mind if they make this all public. If this is the first day, it can only get better. I am here for gossip. This is crazy shit!!!
$3fucking K in porn a month?!?!
I'd hate to see how much he spends on KY and moisturizer.
His fucking hands must be soft as clouds!
the DUDE! abides...
$3000 a MONTH in porn? man, the priciest site is around the $39.95 mark and almost all of them give you access to other dozen sites.
How many hours does he sleep a day? I mean, at least he has to work to pay the porn and the electric bill, right?... don't know, perhaps part of his porn allows him to cut minutes by peeing and pooping along with it?
Submitted by Cindyloo on July 2, 2008 - 6:25pm.
And when they got married, I figured she had found the one. Well, she didn't. I think she is more worried about hurting him. She should be thinking of the kids, not herself.
And towards the end of her marriage with Billy Joel, was she already seeing husband #3? I don't recall.
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Ah ha now I remember. A few years ago while Christie was still married (don't know if it was to Mr. Joel), she was caught out there with the other man. Christie had a secret rendezvous with this guy, but on their way back from the romantic getaway they got stranded in the snow. Well they had no choice but to send out for help, and when the helicopter came to rescue them then everyone found out that Chrsitie was cheating.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
Christie has made some very poor choices.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
mmmmm.....let me guess, he's a sex addict....pathetic....
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As one who was in the industry a LONG time ago, I can honestly say that Christie Brinkley is not a very bright person. Actually, she is rather dim witted and very impulsive.
What this man has done does not warrant public disclosure as part of their divorce proceedings. Clearly, Christie is still exercising lack of intelligence. She should have kept this a private matter, for the sake of their children and her reputation.
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on July 3, 2008 - 8:12am.
OMG, so true. One of my best friends is a doc and she tells me the best stuff ever.
I once worked with this doc that had a habit of leaving his door open when he had old men poised for a rectal exam. As often as I would close the door, he would open it again. Just let me say this, given time and gravity, the scrote can hang very low...
I read when everything was happening that the whore he was with was with him trying to get into the music industry. Christy's ex Billy Joel is a music icon. But whore and her stepfather and family were trying to portray her as the victim and how he took advantage of her. Bitch please! She was paid to have sex with him. Plain and simple. He hid money and gifts all around the Hamptons and she would actually go dig them up!
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And when they got married, I figured she had found the one. Well, she didn't. I think she is more worried about hurting him. She should be thinking of the kids, not herself.
And towards the end of her marriage with Billy Joel, was she already seeing husband #3? I don't recall.
to soleara
you are right. she should have thought of that.
I didn't even think it through when I first saw the story. rumors in magazines can be passed off as lies but sworn testimony.. yikes. :(
Peter Cook ain't nothing but a horn dog, horny all the time.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
are there porn sites that take custom orders? maybe that is what he was doing?
which... I don't know much about internet porn except this: vast quantities and varieties are easily available. so easily available that sometimes it is necessary to take steps to avoid the ads for it (which are nsfw if not really porn).
Submitted by Devore on July 2, 2008 - 6:17pm.
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Your post is on point!
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
This is the best news I've heard in a while. I do miss my stories, so I'll take this and run with it. Thanks, MK!
"He did sexy sexy times with his teenage mistress, Diana Bianchi, in his own office"
he is wrong for that. but he did not take advantage of that girl
"He paid her $300,000 to keep their nasty business on the down low.
most girls dont get paid for their services.
the girl is talking now, isnt that like a breech of contract?
"He admitted to spending $3,000 a month on internet porn."
and????
He confessed to getting nekkid and groping his wang bone in front of a web cam"
for whom??
"He posted pictures of himself on swingers websites looking for chicks to screw"
so wrong for that.
"What kind of a mother wants her husband flogged in public?"
God, I feel so sorry for those kids. Imagine being a child and having this kind of personal, and sexually graphic information about your dad or stepdad broadcast to the world. Knowing all of your enemies, friends, friend's parents, teachers and neighbors have intimate knowledge about your dad's sexual picadillos. Dumb slut deserves whatever he gets, but I can't help but feeling a little misty-eyed for those kids. Brinkley is one cold-hearted, vindictive cunt for insisting this testimony be made public.
he was already paying $3000/mo. for a public flogging. please.
I have no clue how much porn and hush money should be for the price cautious but since he was spending christie's money I suppose he didn't do much comparison shopping.
this guy is a mega creep. even if she is a ridiculous bitch. a normal guy might cheat. he might even cheat with multiple women. but I don't think most guys are as... um.. creative as this guy. which to me says he wanted something christie couldn't supply.
and christie... sailor is the name for perhaps a dog that loves to go out on your sailboat. it is NOT the name for a girl! good lord. change your own name to sailor if you like it so much. :(
$3,000 a month on internet porn? Stupid fuck!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on July 2, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Best small peen description I ever heard came from a operating theater nurse "it was like a button on a fur coat". She said they couldn't wait for the general anesthetic to work so they could all bust out laffing.
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OMG, so true. One of my best friends is a doc and she tells me the best stuff ever.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
He was cheating on Christie, then spending a ridiculous amount of money on porn, advertising on swinger websites, I'm thinking she's not talented with giving "Happy Endings".
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 8:07am.
Sandbitch,
That av cracks me up! That's all.
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Thanks! it still cracks me up too - definitely a keeper!
Sandbitch,
That av cracks me up! That's all.
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on July 2, 2008 - 6:02pm.
I wonder if shes a raging, scathing bitch, or if she just has shit taste in men.
I'm guessing it's more an "and" than an "or" situation.