Wino Got Grounded!
Last night, Mitch Wino ordered his daughter to get her crackie ass into the house and up to her room to smoke her pipe all alone. This was after the Crackie of Camden was up to her old tricks around the neighborhood.
The evening started with Wino jumping into some car. A few minutes later, Wino jumped out of the moving car and started screaming at the girls. Wino probably laid a crack queef in the car and got angry when the chicks told her she stank.
Wino ditched them and drowned her sorrows at the nearest pub.
Mitch found out where Wino was and dragged her out of the joint. Wino started screaming at the paps while making her way back home. Mitch threw her back into the house and wouldn't let her out. Wino kept begging and said she needed fresh air. Fresh air for what? Homegirl breathes pure crack smoke.
A witness told the Telegraph, "Amy could be heard pleading to be allowed out for some fresh air, only to be told to stick her head out of the back window. Anyone who rang her doorbell had to be given approval by the man on the door. He left after a few hours, only for another big guy to take his place."
The drug dealers below her window were probably shouting, "Crackpunzel! Crackpunzel! Let down your crackhive!"
Mitch Wino needs to do this shit more often. Ground the bitch for life! He should take away her crack smoking and heroin snorting privileges for at least two weeks.
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She's such the crackhead Veruca Salt.."I want my crackpipe!....I want it now, Daddy!"
If she keeps this up and lives, she is going to look awful in her 30's and 40's. Come on Wino, think about the future.
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Glad Mitch Wino is taking this approach.
PS: WHERE the hell did she find those old school Dr. Scholls Nurse shoes? LMAO
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Cuddling Amy would be like cuddling an upside down cracked out mop
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I say we get dangerous
OKIE: "Sharing is Caring as long as you stash some away for yourself for when those other fuckers do it all.."
dude that is going on Paige's quote wall.. LOVE IT
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She is lookind fresh and flirty in her mom shorts!
My mom had shorts like these in 1968!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
MissPriss.. Yes, I love my Amy dearly.. I want to cuddle her like a freshly skinned bear rug.. Warm!!!
Clarisse.. Sharing is Caring as long as you stash some away for yourself for when those other fuckers do it all..
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Submitted by Alltheprettyones on July 2, 2008 - 3:47pm.
It is about time Pa Wino lowered the mighty-pimp hand on Crackpunzel. I wonder if they will try a Crackocist on her.
"Demon Crackzebub, the power of JESUS commands you to leave the bee-hive."
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LMAO!
The Power of crack compels you!(had to say that ;0)
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I say we get dangerous
Crackpunzel!?!? Bwahahahaha MK!
Oh Wino, your shenanigans are eclipsing your talent. What are you doing to yourself?
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Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
ME - i think its just crack tongue. he whole body seems kind of covered in crack resin.. like any good crackheads would!
Twin Peaks rocked. I love David Lynch in general.
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Grounded, hahahahahahaha...
Crackpunzel, bwahahahahahahahahaha...
Ok, I got nothing else to post about her.
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A couple of new things I noticed:
1. In Large Photo-her right hand has an enlarged middle knuckle and her hand looks messed up
2. Thumbnail photo number five her tongue looks like it has sores on it/under it. How disgusting.
3. In thumbnail number three it looks like she has a pushpin in her right hand, probably for sticking/scratching herself.
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Submitted by missy on July 2, 2008 - 8:46pm.
Im a full fucking fledged Wino-loonie.
*cries*
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There ain't no shame in that!
Mitch ---- too little, too late.
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~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
WTF is wrong with her tounge in the 5th thumbnail?
zomay,
Oh, i sees it alright!!!!! I sees it!!!
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@Kat- Love your avie. I hadn't thought of Laura Palmer in years. Loved Twin Peaks.
It is about time Pa Wino lowered the mighty-pimp hand on Crackpunzel. I wonder if they will try a Crackocist on her.
"Demon Crackzebub, the power of JESUS commands you to leave the bee-hive."
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Poor Amy. Actually she is a talented girl. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site
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Clarisse can you see the new picture? Yum.
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Im a full fucking fledged Wino-loonie.
*cries*
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aw shucks!....thanks zomay! :)
How pathetic. She just got out of the hospital and is still beyond cracked out. If she continues, she'll be dead in a year.
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He sure looks high! LOL Selfish bastard!!! lol
I don't know why...but I can't help but like the Wino...and feel simpathy for her...she doesn't make me wanna punch her, like, say...Asshole Simpson...or shitney...IDK
That said, I hope the bitch lives past 30!
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I say we get dangerous
kat - no its not a hoax. bitch is a crack addict.
she doesnt have any albums out to promote anyhow.
bitch is an addict. addicts act crazy.
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this is all a fucking hoax to sell more records!
im sick of this shit. You are a joke AMY!
http://www.whenwillamywinehousedie.com/
Grounded? The last time i was grounded by my father, i was 10. (He made me mad when he was drunk, so i poured out half of the Wild Turkey and filled it with water! They all got sick!!!)
Amy, Amy, Amy....
Okie,
We have to teach you to share! Sharing is nice...it's sucks to be stoned alone!!
Zomay,
Oded Fehr! NICE!!!!!
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trixietrixalot on July 2, 2008 - 12:40pm.
...and she'll have fun, fun, fun 'til her daddy takes her crackpipe away...
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This is award worthy!
mitch must have given jamie a call. jamie said, "you know how you treated her when she was a one year old? do that." mitch decided to start slow and settled on treating her like she's six.
...and she'll have fun, fun, fun 'til her daddy takes her crackpipe away...
CRACKPUNZEL!?!?!?! HAHAHA!!!!!!!
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Cute shorts. Oversized orange knuckles are freaking me out, though.
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YOU GO MITCH!
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CRACKPUNZEL!!!! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
dude, my dad tried the "keep her locked up in the house" tactic when I was on junk. Didnt work.
He also took off all doorknobs so I couldnt lock myself in a room to shoot up, removed all phones and slept in front of the door. Didnt work.
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Damn, Daddy House looks more stoned than Me, Missy, Wino, Sweetas, Clarisse, MissPriss, Me and Wino all put together.. Fucking dope thief.. All keeping that shit to himself..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Love Crackpunzel! I have this vision of, instead of pearls and babies breath entwined in her hair, there are baggies, tiny balls of steel wool and crack rocks adorning the long braid as it cascades out of the window.
Yep, she's Alterna-Britney: Daddy pulling her leash as she drools to the studio and all.
Wino needs to live in a bubble for about a year.
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please please please tell me there's video of this please
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money first orgasms second
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
Amy, I love ya, but the shoes? Not so much.
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You know you're stressed out when you can hear the mimes.
She is sexy.I have searched her photo on http://casualseek.com which is a casual encounter dating site. It is said that she is seeking one night relationship . Is it true?
Poor Amy. Actually she is a talented girl. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site
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