Wino Got Grounded!
Last night, Mitch Wino ordered his daughter to get her crackie ass into the house and up to her room to smoke her pipe all alone. This was after the Crackie of Camden was up to her old tricks around the neighborhood.
The evening started with Wino jumping into some car. A few minutes later, Wino jumped out of the moving car and started screaming at the girls. Wino probably laid a crack queef in the car and got angry when the chicks told her she stank.
Wino ditched them and drowned her sorrows at the nearest pub.
Mitch found out where Wino was and dragged her out of the joint. Wino started screaming at the paps while making her way back home. Mitch threw her back into the house and wouldn't let her out. Wino kept begging and said she needed fresh air. Fresh air for what? Homegirl breathes pure crack smoke.
A witness told the Telegraph, "Amy could be heard pleading to be allowed out for some fresh air, only to be told to stick her head out of the back window. Anyone who rang her doorbell had to be given approval by the man on the door. He left after a few hours, only for another big guy to take his place."
The drug dealers below her window were probably shouting, "Crackpunzel! Crackpunzel! Let down your crackhive!"
Mitch Wino needs to do this shit more often. Ground the bitch for life! He should take away her crack smoking and heroin snorting privileges for at least two weeks.
• 
Look, she's GOT to go out, okay? Those rocks and bindles don't just magically appear on the nightstand, you know!
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
Thanks for the link kat! Those are cute but I need
a back part or I walk right out of my shoes! I've been looking everywhere for white mocs but no luck!
__________________________________________
Submitted by kat on July 2, 2008 - 10:04pm.
HEY Submitted by AmyWino on July 2, 2008 - 8:30pm.
I am fascinated by her white moccasins! Anyone know where to get them? Yes I am serious as it is important that I look just like her. :D
________________
funny you should ask. i was browsing target.com a while back and they have a feakin moccasin catagory now in the shoe line! Who knew??
I like these slides best. not as meemaw looking.
http://www.target.com/Xhilaration-Sylvie-Slide-Moccasins-Gold/dp/B0
Silly cunt.
_________________________________________
So I guess you want me to paint your chair?
Does she have jaundice? She's looking a little yellow.
How sad that she's 26 and has to have her dad ground her, at her own house. I guess he finally took those suggestions everyone had about being more like Britney's father.
Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. Her blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle there.
HEY Submitted by AmyWino on July 2, 2008 - 8:30pm.
I am fascinated by her white moccasins! Anyone know where to get them? Yes I am serious as it is important that I look just like her. :D
________________
funny you should ask. i was browsing target.com a while back and they have a feakin moccasin catagory now in the shoe line! Who knew??
I like these slides best. not as meemaw looking.
http://www.target.com/Xhilaration-Sylvie-Slide-Moccasins-Gold/dp/B000XQR...
This bitch needs a new look, it's just that simple. If she's gonna flame out and o.d. one day then she could at least change up on that fukkin ugly look of hers.
That's right I said it.
It must have been thrilling for her to have her father drag her back home. :P Isn't she 26?
I am fascinated by her white moccasins! Anyone know where to get them? Yes I am serious as it is important that I look just like her. :D
Eww... I can smell that B from here!
***************************************************
Felicity is my homegurl
Submitted by KokeshiDoll on July 2, 2008 - 8:19pm.
Lord A. Mercy, Winehouse is turning into a young version of Bette Davis' Baby Jane Hudson. Prayer, ya'll, prayer!
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 2, 2008 - 3:33pm.
The look on her face says...
Daddy,please let me have cracky times!!!
******************************
I hear this every time I see that picture. LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by kacky on July 3, 2008 - 5:14am.
Doesn't she get sick of wearing the hairpiece and clown makeup every single day?
----------------------------------------------
As gross as it sounds, I don't think she ever bathes or takes the makeup off. Probably reapplies on top of it day after day. Ewwww I just grossed myself out.
Fifteen buck, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 2, 2008 - 3:49pm.
A couple of new things I noticed:
1. In Large Photo-her right hand has an enlarged middle knuckle and her hand looks messed up
2. Thumbnail photo number five her tongue looks like it has sores on it/under it. How disgusting.
3. In thumbnail number three it looks like she has a pushpin in her right hand, probably for sticking/scratching herself
The bulimia and self-harming are rearing their ugly heads.
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Crackpunzel... LMFAO
He needs to take control of Wino like Brits daddy did over her.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
hahaha
Where's the video?
I want to see Amy getting yelled at. lol
<3-------------------------------<3
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
she's a cunt!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
hot damn, ho, here we go again.
her photos are epic.
you can not stage better action shots.
dad is fighting an uphill battle an addict is gonna find a way to get high no matter what.
locking em up is not a proper solution because as soon as they are released they go right back to the bullshit.
god i love this shit! viva wino!!!
www.ilovehaight.blogspot.com
They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said NO NO NO
Yes, she smokes crack...and yes she's off track
we say NO NO NO
bwahahahaha....
Get well Crackpunzel!!
****++++****++++****++++****++++****
Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
Submitted by Jadedkitten:
i've got more sypmathy for brit cause of sean and JJ every kid wants and needs their mama no matter how fuck up she might be....
------------------------------------------------
And your sympathy for her family members (parents, etc.) is any less than for Brit's kids why?.... It's the same concept. It's hell for those who love her. Period. Whether its her child or not.
------
i'm not saying i don't feel for amy's family cause i do it's just i feel more for sean and JJ cause their both too young to understand what going on which really isn't a bad thing but they got to be confused one minute mommy always there and the next they hardly see her or talk to her
;)
money first orgasms second
:(
George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
Alright, this is starting to get a little ridiculous
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
I think that since Britney and Wino are both being taken care of by their fathers they should have slumber parties. Their dad's could be a sort of support for each other and drown their sorrows about having to take care of their 20-something daughters like they are 13 years old. Britney and Wino could give each other makeovers. Britney could introduce Wino to Frapps, Cheetos, and pork rinds and Wino could introduce Brit to ice pops and crisps. Fun times! And they could film it and it would be the hottest reality show ever!
I LOVE Amy Winehouse, do not get me wrong.
But this slut is a bonafide, grade A, certifiable crackhead.
May her crackity ass rest in peace!
www.myspace.com/triston
Hi everybody!Is it just me or does this get quite uncomfortable to watch???
"Crackpunzel!" As sad as the situation is, this really made me laugh....
I don´t think anything is going to prevent her to self destruct, she seems so committed to kill herself slowly.
There is plenty of jimbo and beer to go around, but i live in south o.c. not london. I have white teeth, not the euro yellow chicklets!!
"Go to work, go home have a beer and smoke a joint and like bob said "everything gona be alright"....
LOVE this statement jim!! I have to do this shit every night so I can deal with these people at my job (sans the beer....straight up weed baby!!)
********************************
"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Submitted by missy on July 2, 2008 - 1:40pm.
i still love you and your amy bashing jim
jim and his evil ways melt my heart
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I saw him first! I was the one who encouraged him to register. I won't give him up without a fight.
Sometimes it's hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times
Doin things that you don't understand
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
@ TheBreakdown LMAO, cracky times.
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
Aw! She's so CUTE!
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
oh shit jim, youre a reggae fan too? who smokes ganj? we must meet up
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
i still love you and your amy bashing jim
oh hey, i never did find her flat when i was in london... the day i was in camden was the day she collapsed... can we still get wasted and run naked through the streets? wasnt that our plan? uhm, yeah?
jim and his evil ways melt my heart
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
The look on her face says...
Daddy,please let me have cracky times!!!
www.myspace.com/triston
I feel for addicts...some of them, but many are just lazy fucks who live off our tax dollars and get their fix all day while adding nothing to society!! Go to work, go home have a beer and smoke a joint and like bob said "everything gona be alright"....Bob Marley was a musician, your girl amy crackhouse was a corporate freak that only has talent in her fucked up hair and crack lungs!! Almost the 4th???????
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 2, 2008 - 4:04pm.
omg. the shoes. they're like granny loafers! look at the wedge and the pathetic fringe.
_________________________________________________
I guess she tossed those ratty ballet slippers in the garbage.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
oh and Linzee, kudos and big hugs to you for feeling empathy towards your brother and trying to understand his struggle. Sometimes I think what my family went through was much worse than what I went through.... I was high out of my gourd, but my family witnessed everything....
Your brother is lucky to have you :)
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Thank you, Missy. Kudos to you for all the hard work you have done to move past that stage in your life. I know first-hand now that that is far from easy - some people never get there.
Submitted by Jadedkitten:
i've got more sypmathy for brit cause of sean and JJ every kid wants and needs their mama no matter how fuck up she might be....
------------------------------------------------
And your sympathy for her family members (parents, etc.) is any less than for Brit's kids why?.... It's the same concept. It's hell for those who love her. Period. Whether its her child or not.
Doesn't she get sick of wearing the hairpiece and clown makeup every single day? Meanwhile, that's a cute outfit on her. She looks a little less skeletal.
*************
A video movie could improve your life.
Submitted by Linzee on July 2, 2008 - 3:00pm.
yeah, its pretty obvious when I read peoples coments that most people dont understand addiction. Shit, I know that every single day, which is why this is one of the few places I can actually be frank about my own past!
Im sure its a huge reason for me why I feel such a connection to Wino... I was on heroin, not crack but I was around Amys age and was just as badly off, if not worse. It pulls my heartstrings.
Linzee, I pray for all the addicts and all those who suffer every night. Your brother is in my prayers.
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
wow i feel exactly the opposite i wanna punch amy in the face way more than brit and that's only cause the almighty cheetoed one entertains me life would be very boring if it weren't for brit brit and i've got more sypmathy for brit cause of sean and JJ every kid wants and needs their mama no matter how fuck up she might be
;)
money first orgasms second
:(
George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
Hey, Jim - you obviously don't know shit about good music.
omg. the shoes. they're like granny loafers! look at the wedge and the pathetic fringe.
Submitted by jim on July 2, 2008 - 1:00pm.
About fucking time, now make sure her crack ass never gets into another music studio so we don't have to hear any of her shit music!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jim, darling! Please, for me? Stop badmouthing Amy. I thought you said if I wasn't happy you weren't happy.
Where is the love you said was mine all mine till the end of time was it just a line? Where is he love?!?!!?
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
We need some effing STORMTROOPERS to keep her ass in line. Just like my avie!! ;P
Good job Mitch!!! See Wino...daddy DOESNT think your fine!!
****++++****++++****++++****++++****
Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
its funny when its AW and her antics...but holding an adult against their will is technically kidnapping. At least in the good ol' USA it is.
I'm just sayin'....
About fucking time, now make sure her crack ass never gets into another music studio so we don't have to hear any of her shit music!!!
She's aiming to be the next member of the 27 forever club.
============
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
Team Haim? - am I a Haimaloonie? *hides*
Missy: when my brother was on the junk last year (he's now slowly making a recovery, thank God), my parents tried everything under the sun to stop him, including all of the failed tactics you mentioned. Didn't work, either.
It's a sad, bad addiction. People don't understand it, and probably don't want to - with good reason. That shit is scary.
BUT, I do tire of all the joking about Wino. Not just as a big fan of her music, but b/c it's just not that funny. It's fucked up, and I can't really laugh about it, no matter how much self-inflicted.
Submitted by kat on July 2, 2008 - 3:43pm.
this is all a fucking hoax to sell more records!
im sick of this shit. You are a joke AMY!
============
Saddly, I don't think she even has any songs in the works. She appears to be too busy getting high to actually write anything.
Does she even still have a producer?
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
Team Haim? - am I a Haimaloonie? *hides*
can someone please counsel wino on a better pair of shoes... ugh bad choice..