Wednesday, July 2nd 2008

America's Got Chichis


Meet Busty Hearts. Busty put her serious skills on display during last night's episode of "America's Got Talent." If I was a judge, I would yell, "Show's over! Everybody go home. We've got ourselves a winner!" Unfortunately, the three hack judges didn't agree with me. I mean, what's more American than smashing beer cans with your enormous chichis? Nothing! This is the most talented person in America right now!

The government should send Busty and her chichis of mass destruction overseas to battle the terrorists. She can motorboat them to death.

Visit this YouTube account to see a bunch of videos of Busty killing shit with her chichis. I think I'm in love...

Thanks Misty

Posted by: Michael K


She is really stunning.. I am expecting her new music video. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, Have u guys heard that she ever before appeared on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating? I heard of this around some famous gossip sites.

love it.

i've been to her strip club, shit is amazing.

so much white trash.

enjoy her website.

http://www.bustyheart.com/index2.ivnu

letinstar's picture

OMG...i think milk just squirted into my eyes...
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Submitted by islandgirl on July 2, 2008 - 5:54pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 2, 2008 - 4:00pm.
That was hilarious and sad all at the same time.
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Cokeasian's picture

She's great - I love her!

rook's picture

i love her!!! anyone who would even conceive the idea to smash a 6-pack with her own breasts is all right with me.

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Submitted by angel_i on July 2, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Overheard in NY. I just felt like this should live here somehow:

Don't Read Too Much Into Wednesday One-Liners
Teenager:

Dude, my sister is always stealing her friends' books, but like, sometimes no one has the book she wants, how much easier would it be if there was like, a Blockbuster, but for books.
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That was hilarious and sad all at the same time.

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Brionity's picture

Oh my God. How do you get to this point?

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Kolimpah's picture

Busty is a woman of rare beauty and talents. However, she may need to hire someone to arrange those lopsided meatbags.

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parkrangerpete's picture

Shes so talented

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

parkrangerpete's picture

Shes so talented

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

kimberloo's picture

hey fyi!!! she owns a strip club in turtle point pa... white trash at its finest!!

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Submitted by rotten_egg on July 2, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Oh, my goodness. I can't stand tacky ghetto. Gah!. And this piece of white trash thinks that's TALENT?.
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Hey now. Ive got some friends ridin in Cadillac cars with gucci bras that live in the ghetto. A plasma in everyroom with 15000 furniture paying 5 a mo. in rent. Dont knock it till you tried it! the Ghetto aint that bad!

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Overheard in NY. I just felt like this should live here somehow:

Don't Read Too Much Into Wednesday One-Liners
Teenager:

Dude, my sister is always stealing her friends' books, but like, sometimes no one has the book she wants, how much easier would it be if there was like, a Blockbuster, but for books.

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tweedlebugb's picture

this is terrible.... but hilarious!

Parker's picture

If that's a talent then I'm Peter fucking York. Good grief!

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Busty is my favorite .I love her.She is so hot.I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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Submitted by Cindyloo on July 2, 2008 - 10:55am.
And we wonder why other countries hate our asses.
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EXACTLY

'guyliner-wearing, walking vagina known as Pete Wentz'-MK-july 1,2008

aneurysm's picture

i just wasn't expecting the quick vehemence of the whole action. they can't be fake because surely the act would rupture them. maybe due to the size she has, what i would think, a relatively high tolerance to pain & most likely a bit of desensitization of years of lugging those around.

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PS. I know that's wrong but I already over-edit as it is:)

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TexanDoc:
Well, I have visited more than once and concluded "The Simpsons" wasn't stretching too far when they ended up on one and had to crawl over an active volcano or get strapped to an antenna during a lightning storm.
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I know, right? And everyone's so gleefully heartless! I always wonder where they find the crazy hos that sign up for that shit.

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modianos's picture

this is what charlie browns teacher was talkin about when she said "wonk wonk, wonk wonk wonk wonk"
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Oh, my goodness. I can't stand tacky ghetto. Gah!. And this piece of white trash thinks that's TALENT?.

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MK I get you're gay but say "chichis" one more time and you're gonna be atop the gayest of gay floats on gay parade lol
And a rrrrrouund of applause to Busty Hearts. That actually made me cringe from pain.

TexnDoc's picture

>"O no! Japanese gameshows are the shit!

C'mon! You have to admit they're creative.">

Well, I have visited more than once and concluded "The Simpsons" wasn't stretching too far when they ended up on one and had to crawl over an active volcano or get strapped to an antenna during a lightning storm.

Possum's picture

I am so sending this to my husband. AND brother in law. Tee hee.

Cindyloo's picture

And we wonder why other countries hate our asses.

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Submitted by fengye323 on July 2, 2008 - 1:09pm.
She is sexy.I have searched her photo on " casualseek.Com " . It is said that she is seeking casual relationship but i do not believe that!

Really?
Why don't you find a barn and start a casual relationship with a rusty pitchfork?
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Submitted by TexnDoc on July 2, 2008 - 1:40pm.
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O no! Japanese gameshows are the shit!

C'mon! You have to admit they're creative. This is just titties and beer. Same old, same old...

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horncusker's picture

Well, it is official, I hate humanity

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madam s.'s picture

I'm a little dumbstruck and concerned about this clip. That is some serious titty violence.

Few Words's picture

Taste great, less filling.

I'm guessing those aren't her real breasts. I think she has some getup harnessing a hard object in there.

TexnDoc's picture

For all bemoaning the quality of US television, go YouTube search Japanese TV game shows and watch the elderly try to jump through flaming hoops, housewives eating cockroaches, men having steel balls catapulted at their testicles, and kids screaming as rats crawl over them while they're bound. In comparison, chichi beer can crushing is PBS boring.

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Behold! The powers of the chi chis!
Makes me proud to have a set.
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neoknows's picture

hahahaha i just saw this video on pophangover and the review and video was hysterical

madam s.'s picture

Hmmmm....

christine the hoff's picture

sooo fucking proud to be an American..
"stands up, sings the national anthem."
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!

RIP George Carlin

angel_i's picture

O yeah! I also learned that bitch must have taken some beatdowns in her life if that doesn't bother her.

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angel_i's picture

So, basically, we are learning that a ten gallon ball of silicone will crush beer cans and even break boards. Hmm...any engineers in the house to tell me if that's useful information? There must be a way we can make money from this!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 2, 2008 - 11:15am.
this is fucking ridiculous. I can't believe this is what television programming has become.

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jesus dude!!

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Submitted by fengye323 on July 2, 2008 - 1:09pm.

She is sexy.I have searched her photo on " casualseek.Com " . It is said that she is seeking casual relationship but i do not believe that!
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you're right, fengye. i'm certain she's looking for something more long term, meaningful, & serious. she did have an air of depth about her.

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bambam's picture

I love her.

aneurysm's picture

that's hardcore.
welp! you can't say she doesn't have personality, no?

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Vabrownid1's picture

Oh, how lady-like!

moriah's picture

I'm fucking speechless.

dustbunny's picture

OMFG! My tits hurt just watching that.
**simply shakes head**

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Bet hoff went home and masturbated to that footage.

PS: The next show in the series will be called "We can't believe you're dumb enough to waste time watching this garbage."

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Cara's picture

Good lord. That makes my back hurt just looking at those things.