Wednesday, July 2nd 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Red, White & Barf: Heidi Montag in 10 years - Hollywood Tuna

Skeletor in flip-flops?! - Popsugar

Awkward. Denise Richards' newphew checks out her Playboy spread (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Shiloh and Zahara's feetsies are too precious for shoes - Jezebel

Gis Bundchen looking used and abused while smoking a ciggie - Egotastic!

Celebrity side boob galore - Cityrag

Aubrey O'Day's serious wonk - Just Jared

Charlize Theron hates being too skinny - Hollywood Rag

Emo peach! - Lainey Gossip

Lucy Pinder is topless again - IDLYITW

Posted by: Michael K


She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan! Just a question about her, is she single again? I saw her profile on millionaire dating site R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week. Just curious!

Mr. President's picture

Wow, Aubrey. Stunning as always. Dear MK, thanks for that.

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KokeshiDoll's picture

Marla looks good for 50 or whatever. Better than Pammy ''Sperm Dumpster'' Anderson.

Fifteen buck, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!

hotbaby20's picture

==============She looks so pretty and sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.==============================

Migraineuse's picture

Denise: "So...do you have any questions?"
Kid (too polite to say it out loud): "Yeah. Why is my aunt such a stupid, worthless whore?"

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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."

-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08

Migraineuse's picture

I never actually watched a clip of that Denise Richards show before. I wonder how anybody could marry that thing and not kill her after the first day. Delusional, vapid, narcissistic cunt. She makes Charlie Sheen look like Gandhi.

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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."

-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08

parkrangerpete's picture

Somebody should photoshop fire on the flag and start some controversey

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

Nothing Denise Richards does surprises me - had her pegged when she acted like landing Charlie Sheen was every girl's dream.

But the producers of this show?!!! What's with the Brady Bunch cutesy music while a borderline incestous scene is going on? This is really walking a thin line of pedophilia - and tossing it off as cute. Really E? The US culture is getting sicker and sicker. Doesn't anybody else notice it?

DR.FUNK's picture

Marla Maples would be perfect for milfy porn.

Hekki's picture

Dude, I could not even watch the whole clip of Denise and her nephew. It was making me squirm with icky feelings. Maybe I'm a prude, but that was SO inappropriate.

And looked more than a little rehearsed. Because if that was happening in real time, she would have been yelling obscenities at those kids or trying to seduce all of them at once.

Fucking WHORE.

She looks so sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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oklahoma's picture

*hides behind Clarisse's Computer*

ooooo, I'm the Poogeyman.. ooooooooo poooooo

*kicks shin of other leg*

Muahahahahah..

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Clarisse's picture

*grabs bong from Okie, limps out*

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rotten_egg's picture

Arr, Carlize. I agree, skeletons are NOT sexy.

Let's see. Another picture of Pitt carrying his shoe-less kid and orphan like they can't walk. Yawn.

Meh to the rest.

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Leatherette's picture

desperate bleached famewhores age into trannies

Miss Priss's picture

Okie

LMAO!!!!

indian giver...nice!

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Secret Original's picture

Richards exploiting her kids is grotesque enough, but now she's exploiting her nephew to tell the world how supersexyhot she is. "I'm sure you're friends have told you about 'Wild Things.'" Cunt.

Charlie's just earned a lifetime pass from me.

oklahoma's picture

*runs fastly towards MissPriss*

i'm an indian giver.. Muah..

*kicks Clarisse in the knee* No puff puff pass here!! I'll cut a bitch.. Here, Hold on to my left tit til it's your turn..

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Miss Priss's picture

Okie

Hit it again!!!

*snatches $20 from Okies hand*

*runs away yelling (I'm rich bitch!!!)*

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I say we get dangerous

Clarisse's picture

Okie,
Don't bogart...it's puff puff PASS...

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oklahoma's picture

YES! Miss Priss.. cough cough.. OH nice! I never get any good stuff, its always smoked up betime I get home.. thanks for sharing.. *hands over $20*

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Miss Priss's picture

Okie

Thanks babe!!!

*passes bong to Okie*

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I say we get dangerous

madam s.'s picture

Mrs. K! xoxo

I'll meet you at the beach in ten. Wear your bikini and bring your American flag and we'll do that Marla Maples synchronized dance that we do!

peaches's picture

Charlie Sheen seriously should get custody of his two daughters! And I don't blame him for screaming at Richards, She got under his skin, and than tries to make him look bad!

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oklahoma's picture

Yes MadamS.. Funny!!! Just be sure to keep your hands away from my girl..

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Submitted by madam s. on July 2, 2008 - 11:36am.
Ahhaha oklahoma,

Tell your woman to keep her mouth shut! Can't you control her? Damn.
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ITA. She is sooooooooooo annoying.

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VLL: Yeah, the brain part.

peaches's picture

How did they get Pictures of Brad with his two daughters inside the hospital? no Paps could possibly be able to do that without being permitted to! Brangelina are whoring out their kids in order to whore out their not yet born kids! ugh! this is so not necessary! Charlize is right, and she is far more beautiful and talented than Angelina!

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oklahoma's picture

@Missy.. *opens cover* Hop on in babe!!! The more the better!!!!

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madam s.'s picture

Ahhaha oklahoma,

Tell your woman to keep her mouth shut! Can't you control her? Damn.

missy's picture

uh, okie? YOUR GF?!?!?! THREESOME!!!
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angel-i:

That is some damn pretty hair she's sporting. I need to get the Clairol # and inquire how to achieve such a shade.

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oklahoma's picture

Madam S. *rubs back* There there!! I will shield you from Charlize.. She's living w/ me anyways.. She's my GF.. Now get me a drink for me and my Woman!!

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madam s.'s picture

Charlize needs to keep her trap shut and not be in any movies I ever want to see. That's all I ask of her.

oklahoma's picture

Miss Priss.. Mums the word.. *buttons lips*

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ChubbyWubby's picture

Red, White & Barf: Heidi Montag in 10 years - Marla looks smoking with REAL tits and Heidi will never be a hot MILF like this!

Skeletor in flip-flops?! -
Manorexic

Awkward. Denise Richards' newphew checks out her Playboy spread (site NSFW) -
She is fucked up! She sounds like she is getting off and excited by her nephew and his friends looking at her Playboy spread. What an egotistically sick bitch!

Shiloh and Zahara's feetsies are too precious for shoes -
Do they know how to walk?

Gis Bundchen looking used and abused while smoking a ciggie -
Sometimes she looks like a hard, cold German bitch!

Celebrity side boob galore -
Who doesn't enjoy a little side boob action?

Aubrey O'Day's serious wonk -
It matches her serious skank

Charlize Theron hates being too skinny -
She is just hot, hot, hot!

Emo peach! -
Asslee looking fug, smug, and eyes like a bug!

Lucy Pinder is topless again -
Juicy Lucy is sweet!!!!

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oklahoma's picture

@Marge.. OMG yeah, In the TV guide, it had a guide at how to 'look' like this bitch Heidi.. It costs about $10,000.. And more each month.. the tan, hair, bump on leg remover, tits, stomach, Trainer daily/weekly.. So seriously.. You can last like that forever on your own. People really don't want to be human anymore.. I just hope they are using Clean recycled plastic on people.. Ewwwww..

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Submitted by Saltypretzel on July 2, 2008 - 1:20pm.
Look at Z giving Shiloh the side evil eye...she's such a jellus H8ter.
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missy's picture

Charlize rocks.

ok, so I checked out the Angie Jo comments on JJ and they werent as loony as I expected, but GD if that shit isnt the most boring mindless drivel Ive ever read online!! gotdamn!

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Miss Priss's picture

Could we, like, never EVER mention that Heidi MontHag, ever? No post of her either.

Please?

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I say we get dangerous

MargeAggedon's picture

In ten years montag will be more plastic than human. Not only will she not look like that, she won't be able to MOVE like that without cracking something.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

joanne's picture

Jlo and partner look happy, or they are good actors. Good for them. If I couls look like anyone "famous" it would be Charlize Theron or Halle Berry.

Look at Z giving Shiloh the side evil eye...she's such a jellus H8ter.

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oklahoma's picture

LMAO @ MissPriss.. Yeah, w/ that hair cut Ricci had. Yikes.. It killed my heart at the end tho.. For Ricci to have to go against her in that trail.. Oh my!!

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Vabrownid1's picture

Ashley sure did get really big, really fast!

Miss Priss's picture

Shiloh and Z are soooo GD adowable!

Shi's hair is golden. That's gorgeous

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Miss Priss's picture

Okie

Wasn't Charlize just great in Monster?
Christina Ricci looks like suck(keeping typo)a gayelle I actually started thinking she licks carpet. lol

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Clarisse's picture

I think Shiloh and Zahara are adorable!

When my nephies were little they never had shoes or socks on, cuz i always took them off to play with baby toes! My sis would come in the room and yell "Leave that babies socks on!!" but i wouldn't.

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oklahoma's picture

Miss Priss.. Oh I love Charlize.. Is she saying she's too skinny as a size 8? if so.. She's the best!! i watched Monster for the first time this weekend.. She rocks!! Well I missed an hour or so in the middle, but ah, it was good.. I love movies about chicks killing guys..

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Miss Priss's picture

Charlize is perfect.

She's a size 8. That's perfect too

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oklahoma's picture

Eww about Denise's nephew,, all masturbating into a sock to her naked pics.. *sticks finger down throat*

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