Sad News For Starbuckers
I'm going to try and achieve the impossible by not mentioning a certain "Cheeto-loving redneck" in this post about Starbucks. I will probably grit my teeth down to little razors by the end of this post, but I like a good challenge. Oh and I also love a good chola picture. These stunning chola beauties look so happy holding their $5 coffees. They have no idea what's coming....
Starfucks announced that they will be closing 600 stores and cutting 12,000 jobs due. Don't worry, there's still ten million Starbucks shacks for you to choose from. In January, they announced they were only closing around 100 stores. The HBIC of Starbucks said they are mostly closing locations near another Starbucks. Great, this means I won't be able to get a $10 Venti Frapp on every other corner anymore? What in the shit shit am I going to do?
Wait....I just realized that not only 600 Starbucks are closing, but also 600 available bathrooms. FUCK! Starbucks is one of the only joints that has a public bathroom that doesn't look and smell like Tommy Girl's sex dungeon.
And guess what?! I didn't mention "you know who" in this entire post! A Frapp pop for me! I'm not going to lie. Their Frapp pops are pretty fucking delicious.
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That picture scares me it reminds of girls I went to school with. UGH!! Bad memories.
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Puh-LEASE! I know you wish your girlfriend was hot like that.
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I for one am happy Starbucks is closing 600 stores.
Starbucks is reason several of my favorite Bookstore/Coffee Houses went out of business in the late 90s. So for me, this is Karma. And to all those people who got brainwashed by Starbucks instead of supporting privately owned businesses with character, ha ha on you.
Starbucks is nasty.....but they wouldn't have this problem if they didn't open 4 stores on the same block. By my apt we have 5 in a 2 mile radius!
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Starbucks should close the ones that cost them the class action suit starbucks must pay out. Batistas, worried about pennies now they won't have any dollars.
I think this would have occured even if the economy were booming. It's a case of simple market over-saturation.
We have a lot of Mexicans in my town, but I've yet to see a chola. I guess it's because they're all fairly recent immigrants. The development of the chola subculture requires a well-established population, maybe?
I'm jealous. If I didn't have acute ADD, I would be able to get my eyebrows like that.
OnTopic: you think the Starbies are thick where you live, try Seattle. Bout time they get a clue.
Starbucks suck. Overpriced pig swill.
I like my Tim Horton's way better...cheaper too...plus they have Timbits! MMMMM... Timbits.
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I never understood the logic for making so many stores so close together. I'm in a downtown Detroit building and there are 13 near this zip code. That includes Windsor Canada.
Yeh I just feel bad for the underpaid workers in there :( wtf they're called "baristas" or somet shit hell I duno? Government Co-Bitches (co workers lol) drink that shit DAILY. I had ONE hot chocolate and that was my first and last trip to Starbucks (was with some co workers at the airport, so they put all that shit on the Corporate card)
MEHHHH that shit is too rich and overpriced.
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Are those lovely chola beauties barristas?
Starbucks should look into theme stores, like a chola starbucks, ad nauseum...
Those cholas would cutabeesh.
Anyway, I will still eb able to find Starbucks. They took one out of my Dominick's a while back, but ended up putting a drive-through one in down the way, so I'm good.
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Starbucks is soo overrated..but it is fun to go in there every other day and order a Frapp under a wierd or ridiculous name and then have the cashier call out: "Boomsheeka!", "Beyonce!", "El Gordo!" It never get's old,lmao.
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jesus christ!!!!!!!!!!! these elegant ladies need to be on the cover of Vogue pronto!
Whoa nelly! It's gotta SUCK to be "The Fat One" in a group that size!!?!!!??!
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I honestly find cholas hideous. They are NOT attractive in the slightest. From their horrid makeup to their stupid lame fashion taste. Why can't they all die or something?. Save me from the terror of their looks.
And I don't care about Starbucks. Sorry for the little shop clerks and all, but who needs an overpriced plague like Starbucks anyway?. Starbucks coffee makes you fat, so people should be glad they are reducing their radius of attack.
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Are these cholas single???? HOT.....not look in the mirror you pieces of shit, you look like a fucking joke!!!!!!!!11
Boy, I HOPE this news doesn't send Twatney into a complete psychotic tailspin!
Who am I kidding? All aboard the Crazy Train!
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Maybe they can start in my town. There are 5 starfucks withing a 1 mile radius (near work) and then near home 3 within a mile.
Not to mention that in both towns at least 2-3 of them are right accross from one another. One's in the grocery store, the other, directly across the street.
WTF?
That's what happends when you lose sight of what made you popular in the first place. They went from serving coffee to pimping out CDs and books. Give me a decent cup of coffee and not some shit CD.
Sadly, I know of a Starbucks with a demonized bathroom. It ALWAYS smells like someone shit on the floor and it USUALLY is suffering from some kinda blockage and overflow. And they put the sugar cart right beside it.
ANYHOW - Happy Chola Day! I guess I will torture MK today with Chola Britney. You cannot escape!
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They are seek short time relationship? I have seen their profiles on http://www.casualseek.com which is a dating site for casual encounter.
I can go to two Starbucks and only cross the street once. It's like that in NYC. But...
I have never passed an empty Starbucks. Day or night, as long as it's open, there is a line at the counter and never a seat.
I feel bad for their employees, though, because they're mostly nice when you get to know them.