Wednesday, July 2nd 2008
Two Dumb Sluts Have Lunch With Goldie Hawn
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong started a pap frenzy yesterday when they went out to lunch with Golden Hawn in Santa Monica. Goldie Hawn is used to meeting all of her daughter's fuck buddies. She probably calls Lance "FB #546." She only came to lunch because she likes the restaurant's vodka gimlets. And because her scary lips needed air or they will deflate.
Lance also couldn't wait to show off his totally awesome douchehawk. Dear Lance, every teenage boy from the late 90s called. They want their hair back.
Splash, Wenn
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how did she get in the house when they weren't there? what do you mean by rooting around?
did they do anything to try to make her stop like calling the cops?
making it difficult to get into the house. calling the cops. asking neighbors to watch for her. these are things I think most people would do if simply telling her they don't want her in the house didn't work.
Wtf, must be 'Casual Friday' huh, Lance?
Where are Kate's boobies?????
Lance's Kids: "Our other new Mommy's were nice too. What the hell happened to them?
Ryder: "I know whatchu mean, my other new Daddy's were nice too, who knows where the eff they go?"
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
"How would you feel if somebody broke into your home just because they used to live there?"
the owners should have called the fucking cops
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 2, 2008 -11:34am.
Kate's revolving door of men is sickening...if she didn;t have a kid, I wouldn't care, but she exposes poor Ryder to all her boyfriends- and much too soon.......
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Yup she is always with some dude stuck up under her.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
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Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
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I wonder if Goldie wore deodorant for this auspicious occassion? Remember that book, "You'll never eat lunch in this town again" (I think it was the name?) there was a lot in there about Goldie's poor hygene and sketchy bathing practices, especially not wearing deodorant, ever.
For those saying "get herself some tits", how about Lance's one ball? And fyi there is something called cancer assholes, but I know looking "perfect" is all most care about.
Juicer & Looser
Love Goldie,I would love to be in the middle of her and Kurt.I would pass on the Lance,he looks like a bad screw.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Off Topic: AJP, what does it say on your avi?? BTW, thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule involving the birth of your twin Chosen ones and blessing us with your presence ;)
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
I used to like Goldie. She grew up in this area (suburban DC) and when she visited she would go back to her childhood home and root around the house reminiscing. It was so endearing, but then the people who actually live in her old house complained that she would come into their home whether they were there or not and she wasn't exactly engaging to them at all either. They would come home and the neighbors would tell them she was there, leaving no note or anything. She got a pass cause of who she was. How would you feel if somebody broke into your home just because they used to live there?
Nice outfit Lance. What are you, 14?
angel-i:
I like the idea of walking elegantly. Damn, I walk everywhere, everyday and I work it like I'm strolling the catwalk in Milan. These bitches need to work their shit out.
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A good dick will make you punch a guppy in the face. ~MK 01/07/08
Granny Goldie has packed on the pounds! She must be so proud of her daughter going from one loser to another!
Submitted by TheBreakdown: "You know mother and daughter totally took turns riding that one balled bastard after lunch!"
AH HA HA HA! I know. They did.
Submitted by Saltypretzel on July 2, 2008 - 11:56am.
What is it with thse stupid bitches who can't seem to walk on their own?
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They are frail princesses who are not accustomed to such barbaric activity as walking among the masses.
So silly. If I was in that position, I'd be wheeling and dealing. "Ok, you guys can take pics as I walk for the next 40 metres, but that's it." And then I'd put my money where my mouth is (because, hell - she's got it), take an elegant stroll for 40 metres and then go on about my day.
They'd be getting all those pics while she stopped to chat to so it's really win/win. I mean, how hard can it be for a performer to perform for all of five minutes just to get out of sticky situations like that?
O my. I feel verbal diarreah coming on. The End.
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For a minute there I thought she was Britney but the washboard chest gave her away.
angel-i:
Thank Dog, I thought it was just me. What is it with thse stupid bitches who can't seem to walk on their own?
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A good dick will make you punch a guppy in the face. ~MK 01/07/08
Submitted by Saltypretzel on July 2, 2008 - 11:39am.
Hmmmm...Kat's looking a little Shitney-esque in the main pic...minus the frapp bloat...greasy weave...meth sores...
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Not stalking, I swear...I was just about to say the exact same thing...
Maybe it's the holdmei'mscaredofalltheseanimals look she's got going on.
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I'm not one to promote plastic surgery but Kate needs to get herself some tits.
Lance looks like a baby chick minus the cuteness.
Hmmmm...Kat's looking a little Shitney-esque in the main pic...minus the frapp bloat...greasy weave...meth sores...
Okay, nevermind...
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A good dick will make you punch a guppy in the face. ~MK 01/07/08
I like Goldie.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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Submitted by Voice of Reason on July 2, 2008 - 9:04am.
she has not had "one steady bf a year" since her divorce. There was Owen, JT, that gross Dax guy, then Owen again, now Lance......the men seem to last a few months.....which is fine, IF she wasn't introducing all these guys to her son. THAT is a problem.
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
Kate Hudson is a slut. I feel bad for her son, must be confusing to have a new dad every other month.
Lance always looks like he's dragging a weak, defenseless woman away from a burning car or something.
He's always trying too hard to play the cocky badass. Pick just one, Lance.
Just one.
The fauxhawk nearly completes the douchosity that he is. All he needs is an Ed Hardy or Smet t-shirt and a white belt.
I have no earthly idea why, but I can't muster up any dislike for either of these two. I could not stand Sheryl Crow but I really don't mind Kate, and I don't think that about one steady boyfriend per year since her divorce qualifies as a "revolving door," especially at her age. It's not like she's dating random guys she's dragging home from bars, I'd think Lance Armstrong, even as a temporary fixture, could have a positive impact on her kid.
Submitted by devilgirl on July 2, 2008 - 9:00am.
She is flatter than a fritter.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
You know mother and daughter totally took turns riding that one balled bastard after lunch!
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In the main pic they look very similar...
Fug-tasticly so.
She is flatter than a fritter.
Nice pecs, Kate! Ugh, she's a hooker.
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those are chocha lips on the old blonde
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She is sexy.I have searched her photo on http://www.casualseek.com which is a casual encounter dating site. It is said that she is seeking one night relationship . Is it true?
bringin' Lance home to meet the fam.???crap. Where's his Livestrong band(I have one)??? he's slipping!!
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Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell melt my black heart.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Goldie look pregnant. Let's start that rumor!
dude, vodka gimlets are my favorite cocktail... theyre delicious!!
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 2, 2008 - 11:51am.
PS Live Strong bracelets can make convenient cock rings...
WOW! Great Big Fabulous Gay Cock Alert!!!!!!
LOVES IT!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
well oaklahoma your totally right. the other ball is either in her purse or she has it between HER legs. i hate these people. really i do.
'guyliner-wearing, walking vagina known as Pete Wentz'-MK-july 1,2008
I am so ashamed that I find Lance Armstrong attractive. Even though I totally think he's an asshole and a douche, I can't help but be turned on by him. Sigh...the hate sex would be so hot....PS Live Strong bracelets can make convenient cock rings...
GOLDIE!!!! I love Goldie!
■"I want to fall in love like Amy,"says Nicole."I think Ive been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
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i find lance armstrong attractive.
i also find tons of cum all over my face attractive.
*vexed*
WTF, He's holding her hand like he's the bodyguard or she's about to faint or die.. She must have his other ball in her purse like a Guy/Madonna thing.. pfft!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
I adore her.. slutty or not. I like broads with nipplers.
It6:30.. Fuck off.. I was JUST about to make a joke about that same thing.. itty bitty titty comitti, and No Ball at All Paul?? IDK.. lol
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So that's what your after... A Farter?