Wednesday, July 2nd 2008

Morning Wood

Becks has filthy pussy bref - Holy Moly!

Christian Bale's cheesy ass photo shoot for Parade - I'm Not Obsessed

Stars without make-up! It's not that bad (gulp) - Popbytes

Lily Allen and HoHan to make awful music together? - SOW

You can make reservations at the Olive Garden?! - Celebitchy

Twatty Pratt apologizes to MK Trollsen - ICYDK

White Oprah totally leaked this shit - A Socialite's Life



Beck is so handsome. I like him so much. He is the sexiest middlefielder of the world. He was said to appeared on the luxury club of Tom's friend M E E T R I C H. C O M, just for the wealthy singles and hot girls and models to hook up. Though he is not a playboy, but i think the hot girls on that site should want to date this cute guy so much.

hannie's picture

Kelly Ripa sans makeup: She looks like an old hag witch who eats baby lizards for breakfast
Ugh!

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parkrangerpete's picture

Getting drunk and playing soccer rules

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

WrathOGrapes's picture

I would love to read a story about Spencer getting the living shit beaten out of him

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devilgirl's picture

Not a good pic of Becks!

I'd prefer to see Pratt's Ug-Mug on a milk carton. He makes one want to punch him in his huge jowels....TWICE.

kbug's picture

mmmmmmmmm bale. if that's cheesy....hell, i haven't anything witty to say. i'll take that cheese any day of the week.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I love Christian Bale. He could be posing in Crocheted Doily Monthly or Highlights; I don't care! LOVE HIM! Not cheesy!

Re: Olive Garden, you can also order from their To-Go menu and pick it up in about 20 minutes, which is way shorter than you usually wait for a table there. Hub and I did this just this past weekend for our wedding anniversary. Sooooooooo good, and you can eat dinner while in your pajammies and watching a movie.

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joanne's picture

I think they should put Pratt's face on a dartboard, I would buy one. If they remake Nightcourt into a movie, Beck could play Bull.

Clarisse's picture

Uvula,
I unequivocally blame the Germans that were in my office all morning! I need to take the two damn chairs out! If people have to stand, they'd stay the hell out of my office and i could surf Christian Bale to my hearts content!!!

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aneurysm's picture

nothing about christian bale can be cheesy. & mk, you're starting to sound more & more like perez w/ the inundating super crass anti-women sentiments with additional super crass male fantasy descriptive ones,. they've always been there & humorous but lately more perezish.

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soul's picture

whatsamatta u Becks, wakeup on the wrong side of Posh?
(he could be hot eating a lemon, I don't care!LOL)
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He posted a profile on a dating site http://www.casualseek.com . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.

Saltypretzel's picture

DAMN...that is one ugly ass pic of Becks. I realize his looks have been on the decline recently but holy fuck...

That is one steaming mug of fug...
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loozer's picture

Nice photo Becks! lol He reminds me of somebody:
http://www.smethporthistory.org/smethportspeciality/Wolly2.jpg
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harlee25's picture

at least spencer apologized. he prob realized that he proved her right and that he IS a fucking douche as soon as those words left his ugly mouth

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weenielover's picture

i don't get all the hoopla over david beckham. not attractive in my book..oh..and then there's his beauty of a wife

angel_i's picture

Submitted by MargeAggedon on July 2, 2008 - 10:11am.
RE: celebs sans makeup:
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"Even celebs need makeup!"

What?!?! Aren't celebrities really pod babies, concieved in such a way as to be born without flaws?!?!

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Submitted by kdracofan on July 2, 2008 - 11:43am.

hi sweetie!

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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp

God be with you, dumbass.

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Submitted by Clarisse on July 2, 2008 - 10:15am.
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Hahahaha, sucka!

Just kidding. You know I love you and your awesome taste in men.

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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!

Christian Bale is an utterly gorgeous man. I became hooked once I saw Reign of Fire (while everyone else was drooling over Matthew Mcona-can't spell his name right name).

angel_i's picture

Pratt tells Us Weekly magazine he has nothing but the utmost respect for his old school pal: “I’m secretly jealous of her. I want my face on a lunchbox, too.”

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O yeah...that's a big huge secret, Spencer.

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Clarisse's picture

*shoves everyone outta the way*

God i hate meetings!!! CB post and i'm sitting in an effin meeting! Farkin Germans. Ahhhhhhh Christian Bale.

The C word,
Damn skippy!! The word "no" would never come outta my gob!!

Uvula,
You did beat me
*hangs head in shame*

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mike's picture

I think Kelly Ripa actually looks fine without make-up.

kdracofan's picture

loric on July 2, 2008 - 10:56am.
Christian Bale is a beautiful man. Period.
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yes he is!
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MargeAggedon's picture

RE: celebs sans makeup:
They just look like women without a ton of make up. So what? Are we supposed to recoil in horror?

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Submitted by Military4man on July 2, 2008 - 10:06am.
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Wow. You worked hard for that. You should take a break now.

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He is drunk? I hace chance?

why are military men considered to be more attractive or interesting than men in other professions?
The neatness of the uniform and the cleanliness of the guy in it is great. but mostly its the confidence with which soldiers and sailors carry themselves. confident without being cocky. a promise of strength,tend to have a strong sense of honor and family that women
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Stock Broker's picture

David Beckham....
*laughing hysterically at pix*

What a tool.

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The C word's picture

Where the hell's Clarisse?
She'll have Christian Bale’s outtakes, intakes, outtakes, intakes… over and over again.

I know this because she’s hinted at it a few times before. ;)

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Kelly Ripa with no makeup looks like the chick who scanned my Tampax at the drugstore yesterday.

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putsomestankonit's picture

I think the face Becks is sporting right there is the face he makes after seeing posh naked.

loric's picture

Christian Bale is a beautiful man. Period.

Becks does nothing for me. He looks like he would have fish breath.

I am so tired of the Lohans. Please, someone make them go away.

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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp

God be with you, dumbass.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I beat Clarisse to a CB post. Muahahahahahaha!

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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!

NYAPPLES's picture

The worst celeb without makeup is Pamela Anderson, that shit is day and wet nights difference

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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

I was too distracted by Christian Bale's hotness to pay attention to how truly FUG Becks looks. He's overrated, anyway.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Thanks for the Christian Bale link. Cheesy photo shoot or not, I can't get enough of him :) Yummmm.

FritoDorito's picture

I totally want some Olive Garden right now.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

NovaNightly's picture

Wow!! Congrats to MK for finding a hideous picture of Becks....yowza!

and fish breath?? lmfao!

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Silvara0428's picture

Oh holy hell no... Beckum looks like he got rode hard and put up wet...all puffy faced.

"I don't get mad I just get even"

parissucksliterally's picture

TMZ has a video of some drunk girl hitting a girl with her car, and then trying to flee the scene. A friend of the girl who was hit catches the driver...what a scene!

I believe Becks has bad breath....it goes along with his femme voice.....

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kdracofan's picture

CB is not cheesy damn it!
HE IS EFFING HOT
and DAVID WHAT IS GOING ON!?????????????

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