Friends: The Movie?! Smelly Cat NO! This is not a good idea, unless they call it, Friends: The One Where The Central Perk Blows Up With All Of Them In It.

According to the Daily Mail, the cast of Friends is ready to terrorize the big screen thanks to the success from the Sex and the City movie. I knew nothing good could ever come out of that movie.

An insider thinks the movie can come together within the next 18 months. The cast has apparently been ready for a while, but Jenny Aniston was the one who wasn't so sure about a movie. Some source said, "As the biggest star of the Friends franchise, Jennifer can't help but look at what's happened with Sarah Jessica Parker and the Sex And The City film and be a little jealous. What's held back a Friends movie so far is that people were worried that Jennifer had simply become too famous to play Rachel again." Yeah, some big star. "Derailed" anybody? "Rumor Has It" anybody?

Please, no more movies based on crappy TV shows! The only TV show to feature film allowed to be made is "It's A Living!" I mean, Ann Jillian and Marian Mercer? Magic! Intro below:





Genevieve's picture

Ann Jillian as a hot slut please *batting eyelashes*
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siren823's picture

I used to love It's A Living. Later on in the series, Earl Bowen joined the show and Marian Mercer's character was so in love with him. It was some sort of gag that he was never interested in her. Sigh. Bring them all back!

Albatross's picture

Friends: Hell no

It's A Living: Hell yes!

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Submitted by Bossy on July 3, 2008 - 5:25am.

Exactely. I never understood it either, and that was well before she hooked up with BP. Maybe it was the permanently hard nipples that made her popular? LOL
I always thought that CC was the most gorgeous girl in the bunch, she has such a lovely, pretty face.
Well no accounting for some peoples taste I guess lol.

OnT: Yeah of course they have to do a movie, it was eventual lol. This group have had no REAL success since Friends, they are all pretty much well, Dlisters now really.
This movie I most DEFINITELY would NOT pay to see on the big screen.

parkrangerpete's picture

Ugh.. just when u thought it was over

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

Jadedkitten's picture

i don't about all of you but i would have probaly would have been really excited to see this movie a few years ago but now i'm soooo over friends i don't even watch the reruns anymore jennifer can't keep a man aniston is too big of a star lmfao devore right the biggest thing this bitch did was marry bard pitt got cheated on and dumped for angelina jolie then watched brangelina have a billion little chosen ones that sever as a constant reminder that she's 40 childless and fucking jonh mayer

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money first orgasms second
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell

I LOOOOOVED Its a Living. I wanted to be one of those girls! Can you believe they let all that nipple happen on tv? no bras. sigh. it was so glamorous.

I lived in England during the whole Friends thing. all the students at the dorm would rush to watch the simpson and then Friends. They were a season late so I pissed some of them off by telling them what happened lolz. What shocked me was that the room would CLEAR when Frasier came on..I mean, I thought they'd love that shit but nope. There is no explaining it.

Fifi's picture

Oh my christ, I fucking LOVED "It's a Living!" What an event movie that would be!

"Life's not the French Rivier-ahhhh..."

(The "Friends," on the other hand, can go fuck themselves.)

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Callan's picture

In response to everyone saying that Maniston keeps playing Rachel Green- I totally agree. She pretty much acted like Rachel (in slightly different settings and circumstances) in all these movies:

She's the One
Picture Perfect
The Object of My Affection
Along Came Polly
Bruce Almighty
Rumor Has It
Rock Star
The Break-Up

The only movies she didn't play Rachel Green:
Derailed, Office Space, The Good Girl, Leprechaun (but to be fair, she wasn't on Friends yet).

I'm going to go wayyy out on a limb and say that she appears as Rachel Green yet again in Marley & Me and He's Just Not That Into You.

what the fuck is It's A Living? friends rocks

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

OMG, It's a Living! You know I actually went to that stupid restaurant when I was a kid? It was so futuristic '70s! V. disco. I haven't heard that theme song in how long - 25-30 odd years? God, I'm so old!

Few Words's picture

Just say No.

roxie's picture

I never got the Friends fad of the 90's; Sex and and the City great show but I found Friends kinda boring

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 2, 2008 - 10:24am.

David Schwimmer-nothing
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AND he was The Breast Man.

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Poison Candy Apple's picture

It's A Living fucking rocked. I always wanted Ann Jillian white hot hair!

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RJII's picture

great, a science fiction pic that takes place in an all white new york city.

Libra's picture

I call BS on this !! I'm a fan of the show and even i think this idea STINKS!!!
Also... i distinctly remember all the cast members saying a DEFINITE no to a reunion show. I dont think this is true... if they didn't agree to the reunion show, why would they agree to make a movie?? Its not like they dont have enuf money already !!!

They may as well. Since the show ended, all they've done is take their characters with them to other shows/movies. Aniston is still a hottie but she needs to get the hell over herself and Brad too.

Potential plotlines:

-Chandler announces that he really is gay like his dad, and runs off to join his all-male burlesque show, "Viva Las Gaygas."

-Monica becomes so depressed she eats her way back up to 300lbs. But not before getting snot slinging drunk one night and ending up pregnant after a threesome with Ugly Naked Guy and Trieger, the building super.

-Phoebe joins her twin sister Ursula in the porn industry, imagine her surprise when she shows up for her first day of work and finds that this is also how Joey has been paying the rent all these years.

-Rachel comes home one day to finally pledge her love to Ross, and walks in on Ross going down on Gunther. Ross is heard saying "mmf! mmf! WE WERE ON A BREAK! mmff!" Ross and Gunther later elope to Vegas and join Chandler in a Flock of Seagulls tribute band.

-After seeing this, Rachel goes on a bender of her own and runs into Ross' "I Hate Rachel Club" buddy Will (played by Brad Pitt), goes home with him and does things in bed that you wouldn't do to a farm animal. She wakes up the next day to find Will has videotaped the whole thing and posted it on youtube.

-Joey, Phoebe, and Ursula join Ron Jeremy in opening the biggest porn studio in the country, "Smelly Cat Films". Having no other option, Rachel calls them for a job and gets turned down because she's a whiny ass bitch. The last we see of Rachel is her giving $5 blowjobs out back of Ralph Lauren's.

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ImpertinentVixen,
Ah! I have not seen Derailed, but i'll throw it on my queue. Thanks!

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ViVee's picture

I liked Derailed, but mostly cuz of Clive Owen. As for "Rumor Has It" that movie has to be the worst piece of crap ever. I might be the only here that likes Jen Aniston, but not cuz I like her movies or her acting, but because I always think of her as Rachel Green.

Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox are the two that have had some success after the show. Lisa Kudrow had the most film success during the shows run along with some by Matthew Perry. My guess is it's David Schwimmer and Matt Leblanc who are asking for the movie. Actually just Matt Leblanc. When was the last time anyone say him? At least Schwimmer directed a movie.

I don't think they understand that there was a demand for the SATC movie. It had that type of following especially when you consider it was a movie for women. I don't think Friends has the same type of following.

girl_cheese's picture

Damn, you bitches are funny. Nothing to laugh about today but what everyone's writing on dlisted.

Clarisse is right - most of her parts are Rachel Green (Bruce Almighty comes to mind)

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on July 2, 2008 - 10:57am.
"Jennifer had simply become too famous to play Rachel again"

Isn't every role she takes Rachel Green?
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Not Derailed or The Good Girl. Clive Owen in Derailed was simply to die for!! I think she could be a good actress, but she needs to get away from the stupid rom-com roles and go more independent, like she did with The Good Girl.

Anyway, this movie is a BAD idea, BAD BAD BAD! So bad it needs to sit in a corner and contemplate how bad it is.

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"Jennifer had simply become too famous to play Rachel again"

Isn't every role she takes Rachel Green?

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and your little dog too's picture

Wow, Maniston's nose was huge--that must have been between her second and third nose jobs. What a pathetic has-been.

Callan's picture

Ugh, I am so over this show. I used to think it was funny years ago, but compared to Arrested Development, The Office, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, etc, Friends looks like amateur hour.

You can also make the argument that Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer have done just as well or better than Maniston lately. While Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip was cancelled, it got good reviews from critics, especially for Matthew Perry's acting. David Schwimmer hasn't been acting much except for a guest role on 30 Rock, but he has been doing well with his directing career (Run Fat Boy Run... love Simon Pegg).

Maniston got good reviews for one performance- The Good Girl. That was it and that movie came out years ago. The rest of her movies have been critically panned and/or flopped. Who does this bitch think she is? Oh yeah, she's the tranny who's banging John Mayer.

And really, what the hell has Matt LeBlanc done AT ALL since Joey? Left his wife for his co-star and was never heard from again.

Bossy's picture

Wow, that honker of hers is huge eh?
Seriousl never understood why everyone liked her the most out of the three "Friends" girs. Cox was way more attractive (esp. in the face) and definitely had a nicer nose. I'm sure it was the blonde factor. But guess what people, she ain't naturally blonde.

~*Head Bitch*~

girl_cheese's picture

I'll put myself out there in shooting range and admit it - I'm a Jen-Jen fan. She's pretty and has a good body, but still I haven't watched most of her movies. She IS 40. I'm interested to see what kind of movie she'll be in next - probably Lifetime, the ol' single middle aged career girl finds love on caribbean vacation - or has she already been there?

soul's picture

"oh because Aniston's future is so bright now?omgLOL. Aniston is a common stalker attention Ho now.

((hohum.. back to working on the yard, it's my vaca week! :P }}}
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Vendicare's picture

Ann Jillian had her hottest show with "Jennifer Slept Here". She played a famous actress who was killed by an ice cream truck while out jogging. She haunted her old house, and the new family that moved in. She became friends with the teenage son.

To make it even hotter, Glenn Scarpelli played a neighbor kid.

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

1. Bad idea, it won't work.

2. Aniston does not need the money.

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Nicholeoleoleo's picture

And they last thing they need is Friend's the movie.

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Nicholeoleoleo's picture

First off, Jennifer Aniston needs to wake the fuck up and not pull a David Caruso. The woman doesn't have much of a career left. Aside from Friends she hasn't been in anything special.

BTW, Jillian Anderson's working on The X-Files 2.

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devilgirl's picture

Hell, I was dancing a jig because I thought I would never have to lay eyes on Matt LeBlanc again, and now this! I knew my celebration was premature!

TheBreakdown's picture

StockBroker!

to sum up FRIENDS...

Six C list actors that got the break of a fuckin lifetime.

Ride the residuals and disappear, bitches.

It is OVAH!

www.myspace.com/triston

I'm sorry, but Jennifer Aniston looks positively mannish in that pic. Almost as if that's a tranny version of her.

Carmeloh's picture

"Friends" the movie... Yawn.

Arrested development? Now we're talkin', love love that show... I miss Gob an Tobias.

Michaela's picture

Jen Aniston has NO career and cannot hold on to a man to save her life. Proven over and over bitch should just go the fuck away!!

I miss "It's A Living" and not the mid-80s version with Sheryl Lee Ralph. I nominate Ann Jillian for Hot Slut of the Day!

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they ARE doing an arrested development movie. Filming starts next year, according to IMDB.

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Genevieve's picture

I mean Ann Jillian. Where did I get Jillian Anderson from?
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Genevieve's picture

OH MY GOSH! Thank you so much for bringing back that memory. I use to LOVE that show. They just don't make em like that anymore :oP What happened to Jillian Anderson anyway? She was on that show after this one where I think she played a maid that was a ghost. And then she got Breast Cancer & now what?
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1.) an arrested development movie (as of yesterday) is "definite". i read it on some dorky movie website yesterday.

2.) "it's a living" pared down their cast when i watched it. they added a black girl and crystal bernard, though.

3.) friends movie synapsis: ross and rachel plan their wedding...hilarity ensues. monica and chandler care for their new baby...hilarity ensues. joey gains some charisma when he is unexpectedly murdered...hilarity ensues. lisa kudrow doesn't sign on for the movie...is replaced by jennifer hudson.

4.) if jennifer aniston is concerned about not playing anything but one character, why doesn't she ever do anything different with the roles she's given?

Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

This show was so fucking gay!
Anniston has a tiny wrinkled cock.

Why are you fuckers not giving a shout out to Its A Living??? That show was hwat!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

StewieGriffin's picture

God I hate(ed) that show

Devore's picture

anniston's biggest career move was marrying brad pitt.

i dont understand why no one sees that.

ChubbyWubby's picture

They all have had less than stellar, in some cases not much of a career after "Friends" ended.

Courtney Cox-show Dirt: nuff said
Lisa Kudrow-one good part in "Lucky Numbers" with John Travolta
Jennifor Aniston-no good movies except "Office Space"
Matt LeBlanc-Joey the TV show sucked!
Matthew Perry-"The Whole Nine Yards"
David Schwimmer-nothing

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Submitted by jussayin on July 2, 2008 - 11:05am.

...lol, better get cracking on that, those gals ain't getting any younger, and make sure there's a steady supply of Depends
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Pfff, they don't need anyone but Bea Arthur. She stole the show.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 2, 2008 - 11:04am.

LCT and CTH:

If it is a la Pulp Fiction, who gets fucked by Zed? Is ugly Naked Guy the "Gimp"?
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Oooooo *growl*. It's about time Ugly Naked Guy got the attention he deserves. Maybe UNG will end up being Monica's fat twin.

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