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Guy Ritchie is totally bleeding internally from the death grip Vadge has on him. She's telling him, "Don't do anything stupid." The happy couple went out to dinner in NYC last night, holding claws while leaving and arriving at the restaurant. Obviously this means they aren't getting divorced, because only couples in love hold hands. They should have made it a Domino's night, because they both look like they are going in for pap smears.
Witnesses at the restaurant told People, "They looked very unassuming. Not like they were looking for attention." I just choked on my Pop Tart. Vadge not looking for attention is like...is like....well Vadge not looking for attention. That shit don't make sense!
And what in Cirque du Soleil hell is Vadge wearing?!
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"And what in Cirque du Soleil hell is Vadge wearing?!"
I am most definitely going to use that one in the near future.
HaHA,, Clarisse!!! Oh god, that movie was a bit sad, huh?? And all for J Love Huge Tits..
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Xxyxz.. *retracts prior statment* I'm only gay for Xxyxz.. *and whomever she brings w/her* There, happy now!! I hear ya.. I'm waiting on mine to kick in too!! I'm so happy you are here even if for a bit.. *does flips* *steals car* What an adrenaline rush!!
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you too Miss priss
*making gayelle sammy with okie and miss priss*
that purse of his! tststststststs
Good to see Stevie Wonder is still getting work as a stylist.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
OK. Fuck on topic...WHY are her shoes swimming on her feet. I thought women liked little feet. I know I wish mine were a little smaller. That shit looks so dumb. And the fact that she always got on some silky looking shit on. FUGLY SHORTS
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
Submitted by The C word on July 2, 2008 - 10:09am.
Holy staged photo Batman!
And isn't it sweet that Guy has such a pretty purse to carry his balls in?
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Snicker, snicker.
Dontcha know..that's symbolic of Twooo Wuv.
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 2, 2008 - 10:13am.
He looks as emotionally and pussy whipped as ever. What a lovely couple.
Marry an Englishman with less money than you and he's pretty much your bitch for life.
That is the tackiest fucking bag I have ever seen. I'm sure its worth thousands but still, it looks like those plastic grocery bags abuelitas carry their shit when going to el mercado. On a sidenote, its so distasteful to have your man carrying your purse,and a tacky one at that. Maybe if you were going to the bathroom, or using your cell its justified, but shes just fucking walking. Madonna should carry her own damn bag its not like she doesn't have the ragging muscles to pick it up.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
what do you mean you aren't gay Oklahoma ?
your ass better be Gayelle!
sorry. My vicodin and diet coke haven't kicked in yet
He looks as emotionally and pussy whipped as ever. What a lovely couple.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
There's nothing wrong here...outside of the fact that Guy carries a fuckin purse!!!
M.K. / Okie,
It's like "Can't Hardly Wait"!!
"then she reaches in her bag and pulls out a strawberry Pop-Tart - the very same breakfast pastry I was consuming at that moment! "
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
"See I'm carrying her purse, We're fine, Please act like we're cool *sweats* She'll hit me if you don't smile, Please smile *drips sweat* come on we look good right?" *cries*
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He's staying at a hotel while in NYC instead of at her apartment. Marriage over, although not officially.
No divorce until that self centered cunt Vadge decides she wants one. Until then everyone must suffer and he's her show dog.
I hate people like that.
If you could read their minds: Madonna= "Damn, no more Super Glue for Rocco. I am stuck to his hand." Guy="What is this bitch wearing?" and "Does
my orange bag clash with my outfit?"
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Holy fucking hell, her arm in the second thumbnail looks like one of those mutant penises you linked to last week.
I can't figure out what she's wearing on her legs.
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Holy staged photo Batman!
And isn't it sweet that Guy has such a pretty purse to carry his balls in?
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Why did they have to take a car when she lives 10 blocks from the restaurant? Ladies, don't give me the heels defense!
Did she learn nothing from her Live Earth gig?
Wasteful celebrities!!!
This dont mean shit. Brad Pitt took Jennifer Aniston to the beach and they had like a "non sexually intimate" weekend, and everyone thought oh the rumors are b.s. .... Then the next week they announced they were divorcing, SO PLEASE.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
MK!!!!! gulp!! I'm eating a pop tart tooo! A Strawberry flavored one!! Oh My! We're practically twins seperated at birth.. except I'm not gay.. lol
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YIKES @ her arms! WTF.
And why couldn't they just walked into the restaurant without holding hands? Trying to prove something? I never saw them holding hands before
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I say we get dangerous
Say all together now "publicity scam"
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
"Hold my purse you Bitch.. Wha did you say? I have Boxers shorts on ya know"
*shakes head* poor Guy
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