A Simpson Boy
A Simpson boy is coming.... A tattler-taler from Petit Tresor, the only baby store celebskanks go to, told CelebTV.com that Ass Simpson and Vagina Wentz filled out a baby registry and almost everything on the list is blue. That really doesn't mean anything. The blue diapers and baby rattlers they registered for could have been a gift for Papa Joe. He likes to roleplay.
The tattler-taler said, “They [Simpson and Wentz] made it very clear that it was a boy.” Fall Out Boy!
Does Petit Tresor carry baby flat-irons and baby eyeliner?
Oh shit. They are totally going to name the poor thing "Emo." Let's send subliminal messages to Emo Baby telling him to run for the door as soon as he pops out of Ass' vag. We'll have a getaway car waiting with Latarian Milton in the driver's seat.
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How sweet they are.He is such a hot guy. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******M E E T R I C H. C O M*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty girl on that site now. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
How could so much estrogen produce a BOY? You KNOW Pete Wentz has two X chromosomes*, the Y must be on her side...
*oooh biology
Submitted by AmberWaves on July 2, 2008 - 12:48pm.
If it were Michelle Duggar's, it would be a Fall Out Boy.
Ashley, being the first-timer, is going to have to push it real good!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Sorry, but I just don't care.
They should name him OJ
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 2, 2008 - 12:18pm.
These stories are becoming so obviously contrived. Everyone knows that those Petite Trash people run their mouths left and right. Celebs go there for that reason so they can get the gossip about them going. makes me want to slap somebody.
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Slap me! But only on the right butt cheek of course...
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
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If it were Michelle Duggar's, it would be a Fall Out Boy.
Ashley, being the first-timer, is going to have to push it real good!
Haha, it wouldn't surprise me if they named the kid Emo. Reminds me of when my dumbass SIL was knocked up with her first kid - she wanted to name him "Zero." Ultimately she didn't, but how inconsiderate of your child to even consider naming him that in the first place! People are so ridic when they try to be too edgy.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
For a sec there, I thought that was Sarah Larson
DAE - Happy Wednesday!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
ugh! two of the stupidest people ever breeding. GREAT!
These stories are becoming so obviously contrived. Everyone knows that those Petite Trash people run their mouths left and right. Celebs go there for that reason so they can get the gossip about them going. makes me want to slap somebody.
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Hohan's birthday?! Well, blowjobs for everyone then!! Enjoy. - Saltypretzel 7/2/08
I can't believe how long it took me to realize that Pete's band is "Fall Out Boy," named after the character on The Simpsons. Now he's married to a Simpson. Doh!
stupid emo kids having emo kids...greaaaaaaat!!!
"fashion knives coming soon in all shapes and colors"
"I don't get mad I just get even"
So sad, this kid won't have a father figure. And both of their parents act like the 14-15-16 year old emo bastards at my school. I really honestly feel like getting him the hell outta there would be the only way to save him. So...
Sounds like a plan, stan!
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ya digg?
I've guessed "Emo Black Wentz" as the name since I heard she was pregnant...lol
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
I thought this jerk weed, asshat didn't like having d*ck. How did he reproduce?
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
Wendell Wilkie Wentz
Wee Willie Winkie Wentz
Wille Whistle Wentz
So many possibilities.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
This is the first time I see the coincidence in that a guy in a band named after a Simpsons cartoon character (Fall Out Boy) married a Simpson. Hot shit.
i dont know but that baby is going to have a have huge chin! :D
It is really disgusting how much she looks like her sister in that pic.. The chin.. That GD Chin, and greasy face.. *shudders* *Flushes puke*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Xxyxz.. Yay.. I love a good hickey! *puts cold spoon on it* Better get rid of this before the hub gets home.. lol. Have a good sleep.. !!!
*gives front wedgie* extra high!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
I vote for the name Warren Wendell Wentz.
aka WWW.Doomedchild.com
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on July 2, 2008 - 8:02am.
agreed.
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I don't drink as much as I use to could.
~~Anna Nicole Smith
zzzzz
That's a girl zippy he's wearing looks like its for a girl, w/ the bat w/ a heart in the middle, kind of cute. But weird that he always wears girl jeans.. silly billy dairy fairy..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
These two piss me off. I just got to work and the last thing I want to see are these jackasses' smug faces on my computer screen. I could give a shit what they buy for their baby. All I know is that it's going to be trendy and stupid.
Oklahoma!!
*gives cyber hickey*
I didn't have the phone yesterday:(
but I do today. I'm going back to sleep for a couple of hours
bbl
Miss Priss!!!!
good morning slut
Xxyxy.. What up my lil Mover! How's it going??? I miss my friend *twirls foot in dirt* ) :
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Hi xxyxz!! ♥
Putsomestank...yeah. Especially if you're 29 years old
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I say we get dangerous
Happy Wednesday to all!!
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 2, 2008 - 9:48am.
That hoodie he's wearing, screams douche. Heart/bat..wow, how masculine.
One should stop wearing items from Hot Top once they've graduated High School.
I fucking love you LoLo
■"I want to fall in love like Amy,"says Nicole."I think Ive been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
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"We'll have a getaway car waiting with Latarian Milton in the driver's seat."
Ha ha ha ha! God I love you, MK!
***...watch your back, it's your wife!***
That hoodie he's wearing, screams douche. Heart/bat..wow, how masculine.
That'd be funny if they named the baby Fallout
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I say we get dangerous
err whatever Ashley can't even take care of herself! Good luck little bastard
Sorry but I dont trust Petit Tresor. On their site, they had a list made by "Xtina" (yeah right) with mostly pink iteams on it.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Who cares...show more pictures of their new bulldog.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Emo Eyeliner Wentz. E.E.W.
Perfect!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
I bet they're having a girl but don't want to bound by the conventional color rules so bought a bunch of blue shit. Because they're young, edgy and cool. And Pete kissed guys before and he's kind of gay but not really. So why should their baby be any different?
Sorry but I really hate douche bags and bagettes who try too hard.
_Submitted by sexyboy20 on July 2, 2008 - 9:36am.
AH HA! Look at yer damn avvie!!! ha ha ha
Youve got a big fat Shitney mug with meth blisters and cold sores as your hot bitch for millionhair dating you tarded as tard!
HA HA HA HA
stupid sexyboy20
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Silly MK, the baby is not coming out of her Vag.
Their massive noses, both former and present, would look better on a boy, that is true, but...
definite fagboy in the making!
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======================She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site " M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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"...baby eyeliner"
LOL
didn't Tom cruise sue Petit tresor? they make up all this shopping by celebrities at their store...
Petit Tresor is going to lose their client base if they continue to open their fat traps about the registries.
Unless there's a spot on the paper where you can check "yes, please notify the media under the guise of a leak about what I'm having". Okay, that actually makes more sense.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!