MiserAlba As Barbarella?!
MiserAlba is reportedly being considered to fill the thigh-high boots of Jane Fonda in the new remake of "Barbarella." They should change the name to "Groucharella." She kills hos with her frowns and tempter tantrums.
Robert Rodriguez is supposed to direct the remake and his fiancée, Rose McGowan, was supposed to star. Page Six reports the two have broken up and Barbarella might have been one of the reasons. The studio wouldn't greenlight the movie with Rose as its star, because the bitch is basically "a virgin who can't drive," which means she's a nobody. Studio executives told Robert, "We need a bigger star, a bigger name."
Rose and Robert started doing secret sexy times in 2006 on the set of "Grindhouse." Robert was married with five kids at the time. They became engaged late last year.
Wilted Rose! Fucking Robert Rodriguez was one of her big breaks and now she's back to square zero. She better start eating some Quenting Tarantino ass if she wants to get back into Hollyweird.
Now back to MiserAlba as Barbarella. I approve of this! Only because the movie was already going to be a major disaster and now with MiserAlba as its possible star, it's going to be a tragedy of epic proportions! "Showgirls" better move over, there's a new camp classic waiting in the wings!
I am so sick of no talent hags in unnecessary remakes. Why Hollywood, why?
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M , I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups
Who in the FUCK keeps hiring this bint for movies??? box office poison. And while we're at it, FUCK REMAKES. We want original shit. Lots of it. Why the FUCK would anyone want to remake Barbarella for fuck's sake? It was a shitty ass movie then and it'll be an even shittier assier movie now as a fucking remake with jessuckamiseralba in it. Jesus do I have to do EVERYTHING around here???? Don't hire that bitch any more!! And don't do any more remakes!!
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
Submitted by ricki lake on July 2, 2008 - 11:56am
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Rose IS a trampy ass whore, but Robert's an even bigger one since he was the one married for 16 years with 5 kids. His disgusting ass should be castrated and Rose's pussy lips should be sewn together. Fucking cunts the both of 'em.
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Rose has already made it...she dosnt need to suck peen to get a job in hollywood...i dont think...
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why don't they just reissue the original and work up a movie with rose and/or jessica that hasn't already been made?
"Showgirls" better move over, there's a new camp classic waiting in the wings!
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MK--I read just the other day that Rodriguez had casted Rose for Red Sonja. Now you say that they broke up?
In Texas, they had a lot of respect for Rodriguez and pride for their homeboy uuntil he cheated on his wife AND did it with that slut Rose. A double-whammy!
Uh, Alba is a bigger star? She can't act her way out of a paper bag. I actually like McGowan. I find her to be an ok actress and far better to look at than Alba, who has zero talent. Don't her movies all tank?
Oh dear God in heaven PLEASE dont let MiserAlba RUIN yet another one of my fave 60s icons.
Sue the Invisible Girl was bad enough , PLEASE NOT Barbarella .
Phoebe Price is the only actress in the universe who can channel the energy wit and wisdom of Barbarella
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Sigh...and so it inevitably begins. Rose is a skanky, trampy whore who "stole" him, and Rodriguez is basically let off the hook. Whatevs. You'd think if the dude was gonna leave his wife and break up his family he'd do it for a chick he intended to be with more than a year and a half. He comes off way douchier in this situation than she does. (He's hot, if he were gonna cheat on his wife anyway I'd let it be with me...)
PS Rose would be way better than Alba, who basically really sucks. She's hot but even her looks are bland...and Rose actually has some acting talent.
I could totally picture Rose as Barbarella before I could picture Jessica. Or I know, how about if we stop remaking movies that were perfectly great the first time around!!!!
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"MiserAlba"- her dumbness and non acting might be a plus finally. Barberella wasn't a genius.
Lohan might have been a better pick.
"Robert Rodriguez"- YES!
who will play Pygar???????
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another fucking remake???? hollywood sucks.
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cant see anyone on that list playing barbarella.
and how could rose mcgowan let that dude slip from her fingers?
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I like Rose McGowan
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Why would they consider her? She doesn't bring 15million to a movie on her own.
Nooooo! Not Miseralba. She can't even read cue cards.
This has SUXFEST written all over it.
Robert Rodriguez better get his "Johnson" out of his ass and start thinking with the "right head".
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No one can do it like Fonda did. But Jessica would be much better than that wonk-face Rose who slept her way into it.
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How interesting she isn't pretending to want to be a mother to her child a la Gwennie and Kate Hudson "I'm going to take a break from Hollywood for a while".
She better work because lord knows Cash doesn't!
She sucks.
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Jessica Alba is in horrible movies! Everything she does bombs.
i doubt any truth to this, as miseralba is box office poison, i think studios have realized this by now.
Jessica Alba only guarantees I will not see the movie.
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I showed it to him and asked him not to do it again, and he gave me the look like, "What, you don't appreciate this? Hmph!"
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Jane Fonda had the charm to be Barbarella. This chick is bland. I was really hoping that baby would be the death of her career.
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Aw! She/He brought you breakfast in bed! That's kitty love!!!
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I don't see whats the big deal Rose is an open whore at least she doesn't pretend to being a virgin etc.... All of Hollywood are whores males or females with very few exceptions if you need this much attention you are fucked up to begin with, now actors dont have talent they have looks thats all, our poor kids are going to grow up watching bad movies and actors
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Alba is barely a bigger draw than McGowan, to be quite honest.
Been reading in the trades how many movies Rose had lined up thanks to fucking Rodriguez.
I guess good pussy gets tainted too, sometimes.
She should call up Shannen and do a Charmed spinoff, because that is about as good as it is gonna get for this skank slut.
I love you, Rose!
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Completely off off off topic: My cat left me a dead vole in my bed this morning.
AHHHHH! what is that?
OH GOD! what if your cat left one of those faceless people in your bed????
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Completely off off off topic: My cat left me a dead vole in my bed this morning. We didn't even notice and hub and I were sleepng right next to it.
On topic: No. The movie doesn't need to be remade, least of all with this waste of DNA. She needs to stay home and tend to her brown Spanish-speaking baby, Horror.
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Jessica Alba sucks
thats all
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Clarification: Murphy was in the movie. Gowan is a whore in real life for hooking up w/a married man. I don't care if his marriage was already in trouble. He wanted something new and she wanted a career.
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Submitted by mike on July 2, 2008 - 2:23pm.
"Robert Rodriguez is supposed to direct the remake and his fiancée, Rose McGowan, was supposed to star. Page Six reports the two have broken up..."
Rose! Call me!
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 2, 2008 - 9:26am.
Ya know, Ben Kingsley is right.
Young hollywood = crap.
Like Sir Ben needed to issue that statement. I think its a given.
Ya know, Ben Kingsley is right.
Young hollywood = crap.
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It's a 't & a' movie; the studio execs are banking on Alba for how she looks in the (lack of) clothes in this film vs. on her actual acting ability.
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Gee whiz, Rose, karma's a bitch, huh? Get ready to be relegated into obscurity.
Counting down to a tragedy for Rodriguez in 10, 9, 8 ...
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I think Rose McGowan would be better suited for this part, she has the sixties look down. Not that I will be watching this movie...
Submitted by mike on July 2, 2008 - 9:23am.
So you like your girls a little goth and slutty do you?
"Robert Rodriguez is supposed to direct the remake and his fiancée, Rose McGowan, was supposed to star. Page Six reports the two have broken up..."
Rose! Call me!
No...no. Brittany Murphy was the virgin. But Gowan hooked up with a married man.
OT: Why can't Hollywood make an original AND good movie? I'm sick of remakes.
oh my gah she caint be babwawella!!!
babwa walters should be babwawella!
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