Wednesday, July 2nd 2008

The Return Of A Legend

Lori Loughlin recently said that she doesn't think Brenda Walsh is coming back to the "90210" spin-off, because "nobody wants to touch that." Well, Lori better get her razors ready, because Brenda is coming back and the bitch is ready to beat some "15-year-old Full House ass" and I'm talking about Lori.

Michael Ausiello reports that producers have talked to Shannen Doherty about coming back to the show as the Queen of Everything Brenda Walsh. DUH! They know that shit show ain't nothing without its true star!

Sources tell Michael that "she wants to know what the story is going to be first." Shannen also wants more cash. Bitch knows her worth! And the storyline better be Brenda coming back with a flamethrower to kick some ass and take names. Brenda will smoke all those tween hos and show them how it's really done. Then producers can change the name from "90210" to "BRENDA 4 EVA!"

Jennie Garth, who has a guest-starring role on the show, is reportedly okay with Shannen coming back. She said, "A lot of time has passed, and I'm a big girl. I'd have no problem with her coming on the show." You know after hearing the news, Jennie immediately hired the A-Team to protect her ass on the set.

This shit better come true and they better not waste Brenda's precious talents. If there's not at least three scenes featuring Brenda calling Kelly "a dumb fuck bitch," followed by a shank to the face, then I'm going to be disappointed.

It wouldn't be a 90210 post without a classic Brenda scene. Here's Brenda showing everyone that she really should have won a Grammy for the performance below. And as it should be, those two hags are standing BEHIND her.


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tapgirl's picture

I thought this was the coolest show ever when it was on...I just had flashbacks watching Brenda, now that I come to think of it, the dope I was smoking at the time made it the coolest show ever.

You know what to do while watching the new series people.

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Kandykane's picture

Fucking hell. Who cares??? It was shitty THEN and it's shittier NOW. Just a bunch of overaged foos playing teenagers .... only now they're just plain OLD. 9021-FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!

parkrangerpete's picture

Whhhyyyyy

Boooo

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Better Off Dead's picture

who cares they could bring back Jim and Cindy Walsh and the show would still be shit

peaches's picture

If they bring brenda back, I might actually watch this shit!

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I just broke out in a sweat! I HAVE to watch this shit now.

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DonkeyPunched's picture

YES!!!!

BRENDA IS BACK!!!

I wonder is the show will suffer the Shannen Doherty curse? : Starts off great and the she kicks someone's balls/vagina, they throw her out and then the show becomes a joke.

QueenCharisma's picture

Fuck Kelly Taylor!!!!

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Millie's picture

I never planned on watching this remake of 90210, but it just made my whole DAY, my whole MONTH, maybe my whole YEAR LOL, now that I hear she is coming back. Brenda made the show what it was. It truly sucked after she left. Charmed sucked after she left to, I agree with who said that in an earlier post.
She tends to steal the spotlight, which is why she was never liked to begin with.
Now I will watch and so will many others, they are not stupid, they know that to reel the viewers in, they HAVE to bring Brenda back!!!

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Submitted by oklahoma on July 2, 2008 - 9:10am.
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I think it's because, when the show broke down it was mostly about Shannen become a crazy devil bitch. It's all so hazy now, tho...

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Brenda & Kelly in a cat fight while in a pool of Jello - MUY CALIENTE.

Let the fur fly!!!

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chefcammi's picture

Brenda Walsh and her "prune" lips.

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Submitted by Am on July 2, 2008 - 9:16am.
Is there a brief explanation why is she so reviled and feared?

...think of Shannen Doherty as the white Naomi Campbell! Bitch is fierce!!

And her eye is soooo crooked yet she is still quite pretty, but her face works best at angles anyway especially with her cheekbones

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oklahoma's picture

Why Would Jennie Garth have a problem w/ Shannon D coming to she show. I just don't like how she said that. Like its HER show or something.. WTF.. but I like both of them.. Loves me some Brenda..

Hit me Brenda, Please!!

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NYAPPLES's picture

NOW I will watch. I'm not a big shannen Doherty fan, as far as her day to day shit is concerned, but when it comes to her acting gigs shes seems to steal the show. In 90210 as soon as she left, the show really nose dived and lost its original spark. Exact same thing happened with Charmed, in the beginning when Shannen was there it was a cool dark supernatural mystery show, somewhat like BBC's "Hex", BUT as soon as she left it became soooo cheesy with Allysa Milano being center stage plus Rose McGowan, I never again watched it. Whenever I would catch the occasional new episode I felt embarrased for the shit quality that show turned into. Even in Heathers fucking Shannen was the one who stole the show. So they better be listening to all the plee's of ex 90210 fans, sites, and everyone in between and hire her ass again, and Aunt Becky better watch the fuck out, she'll be needing that Bengay now that the original bitch is comingback.

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please help me out i am so confused... does MK really like Brenda/Shannen, or is he being very sarcastic?

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lara's picture

OMG yes her left eye is higher. i've never noticed...weird

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I've never seen Shannen wearing sunglasses before. They really accentuate how misaligned her eyes are.
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TheBreakdown's picture

This is an old Hollywood ploy to generate publicity for the show.

Whether or not it happens, the fact is that Shannen would be an asset for their show and so she should ask for more money. Their gonna villify her one way or another so she might as well get her money upfront.

Pulling the old Kim Cattral move is the way to go when you ARE the show.

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FunFilled's picture

Barfastic!

xxyxz's picture

Run Aunt Becky

Am's picture

Is there a brief explanation why is she so reviled and feared?

YesIownPanties's picture

i WILL watch this if brenda comes back. i stopped watching after shannen left the original.

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Well it’s not like Shannon had a bunch of other projects lined up...

Even if she has calmed down, grown up, or whatever you want to call it, you know she’s being hired with the expectation that she stir shit up, on and off camera.

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jussayin's picture

has anyone actually seen Luke Perry and Neil Patrick Harris in the same room lately? Resemblance is uncanny!

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SpunkyBrewster's picture

def willing to watch this now is theres a chance Brenda will lay a smackdown

mike's picture

"I've heard that one of Shannen Doherty's eyes is off-center because it's trying to escape!"

-Peter Griffin, Family Guy

Spoiled's picture

I've never seen Shannen wearing sunglasses before. They really accentuate how misaligned her eyes are.
Shannen - The Original Wonk: http://www.shashachu.com/Shannen/charmrotatedcomments.jpg

putsomestankonit's picture

Oh how love the foreshadowing in that scene!

Pernicious's picture

Laverne was her name.

MK is the only one who validates my 90210 trivila knowledge, not that it's anything to boast about. If Brenda Walsh comes back, I'll watch that shit. Actually, I'll just youtube the scenes with Brenda

EvilShoe's picture

Ahahahaha! When the song says "Judy's wearin' his ring" they move the camera over to Kelly. Slut!

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tori spelling looks like star jones.

if they did 90210 how MK describes it, i would watch every week with a hankerchief to dab my tears of joy.