Carlos Leon Needs More Love
With Vadge and Guy Ritchie's dumbass divorce getting so much attention, I thought I'd show a little love to the sexiest member of that family - Carlos Leon. We should show our appreciation for him by sitting on his face and spinning while humming "Deeper and Deeper." Since we can't do that without getting arrested and having a restraining order put on us, here's some lovely pictures of him with Lourdes.
No wonder Vadge chose his ass as her sperm donor. That bitch is hot. You know that peen hangs low and it wobbles to and fro. You can tie it in a knot. You can tie it in....you get it.
Carlos looks like he might slap you in the teefs if you get out of line, but I need that kind of discipline every now and again. I can even look past that creepy ass tattoo.
If Carlos Leon isn't your cup of hot leche, I've also throw in some pictures of pretty, pretty Princess Zac Efron for all the tweens, pedos, make-up fetishists and dom daddy tops out there.
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I agree. He is yummy.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Lourdes is looking more and more like her mum
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
How gay are low-riders that Zaquisha's sporting?
I think he's hot, too.
Who's the Hag tatted on his upper left arm?
At first I thought to myself, Wow look at this guy, so chissled, condfident, although small and skinny. (Cut to body guard lurking in the background) and I suddenly snap out of it. This guy is a total dusche-dweeb.
I'm in the "make-up fetishists" category... but carlos is hot. I take both. To go.
i'd like to personally invite carlos to train me.
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This entire post is hilarious. Thanks, MK!
I have ALWAYS thought that Carlos Leon was one of the hottest pieces ever. ALWAYS.
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MK get off the dope. Carlos Leon is not hot. He looks like an ex con rapist.
I don't know if I'd want my dad to walk around with me in skinny jeans and a wifebeater. LOL! I guess these Hollywood types can get away with it, though. Also, I think it's nice that Lourdes has a relationship with her father.
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Lourdes is adorable. And I like that she and her friend look totally normal and not like they're wearing the whole of Kitson like all the little rich girls I see around here. Honestly, a 13 year old in a maxi dress, bug-eye sunglasses and carrying a Starbucks? It's ridiculous.
Is that the pool boy stopping by to clean the pool or the landscaper coming by to cut the grass?
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Submitted by dustbunny on July 2, 2008 - 6:58am.
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There was this one pic, tho, on a red carpet somewhere, when they all wore make-up JUST like Mommy. It was spooky.
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Submitted by axopire on July 1, 2008 - 10:08pm.
I like how Lourdes has a normalish looking friend rather than ones resembling Shauna Sand's children or Brooke Hogan. Or a teenaged pimp.
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I'm sorry, say what you will about Shauna Sands.....but I have to disagree with you in terms of the children. Her girls are dressed age appropriate. No Lolita look or them yet. yet.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 2, 2008 - 12:31am.
Whoever invented skinny jeans should be shot, THEN stabbed.
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OMG bwahahaha! Will you marry me? lol
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Submitted by meltz91: "He looks like that guy who "parked" Ferris Bueller's car. "
Totally! *laughing*
and what TheBreakdown said about skinny jeans. Not good, people.
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Carlos needs to realize he's no longer in his teens/20s anymore. You'd think walking down the street with your teenage daughter would do it, but obviously not.
Seems he is a hooker. I've seen his profile on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. He seems to be hooking up with nice girls there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.
wow carlos
"Princess Zac Efron for all the tweens, pedos, make-up fetishists and dom daddy tops out there".
LOL MK!!
Sorry to do this gucci, but it's for your own good. It's 'gigolo' and 'Lourdes'. The then-Catholic Madonna named her after a spot where children were said to have been visited by the Virgin Mary.
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He's kinda hot, hard to be certain though because he does have a dirty vibe. He sort of looks like a slightly more ethnic version of Chris Cornell, who is hot as hell.
oh god he is so jigalo looking. lordes however has beautiful hair, nice legs, and looks like a normal kid. too bad about her having her mothers face though.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
carlos looks greasier than a southern fried pork chop. pass.
tristan, skinny jeans 4eva! long live skinny jeans! :P
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Whoever invented skinny jeans should be shot, THEN stabbed.
They flatter absolutely no body type.
At their best, you look like Mick Jagger. And seriously, that is not that great a look.
At their worst, you look like a streetside meth user.
86 skinny jeans NOW!
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Just hearing Vadge's name gives me a nasty itch in my no-no.
♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫
Damn Carlos looks like a Colombian $5 rent boy. Like he would blow you for some blow, fucking nastyass.
♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫
What's your name? Michael??? Anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy, you are just way to f***ing funny. Please don't every stop being your sassy hilarious smart-ass self, I laugh out loud at nearly every post.
Yeah, Vadge couldn't take over this dude's life, so not husband material for her. Guy Ritchie must be really hating his mom Lady Whateverfuck now; having his balls locked away by mommy doomed him.
Regarding Carlos: Smoooooooooookin'! Yeah, Baby.
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Lourdes is too adorable for words. i'm glad she and her dad hang out whenever she's in NYC. and he's fucking smokin' hot. rawr!
carlos looks a lot better in other pictures, esp when he's smiling. he's like one of those dudes who's kinda dirty but is just so cool you like him.
lourdes is really cute.
zac efron totally has lego hair. it always looks the same and just snaps on his head like a helmet.
He looks like that guy who "parked" Ferris Bueller's car. I think his name is Richard Edson.
Zach is wearing some pretty tight jeans. I've been trying to recognize penis there, but failed each time. I swear that boy has a vagina.
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Yeah, I don't like this dude either. And I think the peen is way small... That's why Madge just had a kid by him and wasn't stuck with him in some marriage type thing. I can't stand small peens; I am sorry! You can't ride 'em; you can't do much of anything with them. They are like a worm you just want to spit out! LOL! The daughter, well, the daughter and the mustache and the uni-brow and the pointy chin and what else do I need to say... LOL!
I love skinny dudes but this guy is GROSS! Where is the appeal? And those pants are way too tight. He looks a little like Snoop Dogg in the face.
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Submitted by islandgirl on July 1, 2008 - 10:56pm.
I know he tried to tame her beaver, but that thing was waaaay too feral. And it has multiple rows of razor sharp teeth.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 1, 2008 - 10:52pm.
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He's a trainer.
He used to train her.
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That just gave me all kinds of visuals involving veiny man-arms, bony hands and uni-brows. And don't even get me started on Carlos. :o)
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Submitted by islandgirl on July 1, 2008 - 9:15pm.
Does anyone know what he does for a living?
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He's a trainer.
He used to train her.
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Vadge is such a ho-beast. How could she just walk away from that hott hott piece o' ass?
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I agree PSL, Carlos is a bit skeery.
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Some chicks like 'em dirty. He certainly is an upgrade from Rodman and Canseco. But then again, the Cookie Monster would be an upgrade from those two dirtbags.
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Submitted by islandgirl on July 1, 2008 - 10:42pm.
HeHe
Carlos isn't completely broke though, at today's prices the oil on his forehead alone is worth a fortune. He's self lubricated.
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Hmm.. His frame is petite and feminine-like.
That just doesn't do it for me.