Tuesday, July 1st 2008

Anonymous?

File this under: This will be your nightmare tonight. These faceless people have been seen all over England the past few days from Elton John's white ball, to the Harrod's sale and today they haunted Wimbledon.

Methinks these hos are from Anonymous, the group that keeps Tommy Girl awake at night. If it is Anonymous, they've really stepped up their look. I just hope none of these bitches creep up on me when I least expect it. I like my bowels just where they are, thank you very much. Actually, sometimes I like it when....forget it.

And this is totally what Xtina looks like without make-up.

Posted by: Michael K


hollie.'s picture

that is honestly creepy...

i mean the xtina fact.

89's picture

This is a marketing stunt, not the "Anonymous" you know and love. But the anti-Scientology Anonymous have been doing this same thing since early spring and will continue through the summer. There have been fawkes-masked audience members at baseball matches in the US, at the Nelson Mandela 90th birthday concert (46664) in London, and so on.

An example: Video: vimeo.com/1254364 | Screenshot: m8i447

So keep on the lookout for a Guy Fawkes (EFG) mask or a green face in the crowds.

Expect us.

silvarga's picture

I hope more of them pop up across the world in increasing numbers. That shit would be awesome and scary. We need something BIG to happen...and since that Cloverfield monster isn't real and Shamalayan's movie was a piece of shit, why not a bunch of weird blank faces?

If they'd show up at places with 5 or 6 people at a time and start pointing at random people in unison that would up the freakiness of the whole thing.

Dea's picture

how are they breathing????
and LOL at the Xtina comment... kkkkkk

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Ok, how do they breathe or see for that matter? Also, notice the dude sitting next to them in the stand has the same kind of tag that they do.

deepthroat's picture

I'm not sure what it is. I know that there are tiny holes poked in for them to see/breathe. Also, I've seen reports that the medallions/badges are actually some Wimbledon thing which is logical since none of the others have it. I hope this is for some organization or even possibly a viral campaign for a really, really good scary. I'm worried though, that this is some weird marketing for Lotus... as in the car company. www.facelesspeople.com has a Lotus logo at the bottom. Please be something cooler!

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Like, OMG, Bag Your Face!

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Submitted by parkrangerpete on July 2, 2008 - 6:29am.
Their faces say "Hey you can't see me, go fuck yourselves"
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Strange. But true.

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Their faces say "Hey you can't see me, go fuck yourselves"

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

I'd like to share it with the hotties who also like sports I met at RICHLOVING.COM,where the hot affluent singles and sexy girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!

what are the emblems hanging from their lapels?

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I think I saw a horror movie about those faceless creeps once. I think that girl next to them did too.

FindingEmo's picture

Those no-face bastards are scary as hell.

My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song...

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Submitted by Deb on July 1, 2008 - 9:04pm.
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Woah.

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Leatherette's picture

Blank-faced man may give Tommy Bitch nightmares, but they're chased down by a mean beanie weenie-sized boner. Bet he wants Mr. Blank riding him.

If you pull the strings on their suits they say,"Tommygirl is a pillow biter".

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parkrangerpete's picture

Blank faces are the new black

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

They would make good bank robbers.

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kat's picture

I can't stand attention whores face or no face.
No matter what they say it's still about making a buck.

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Michael Jackson's kids? They grew up fast!

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the scientos bought a building very near where i live...in broad day light, there's a banner hanging out front that says "this building is bought by the church of scientology"....they are some bold fuckers...
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Deb's picture

On Saturday I saw a woman with half a face. She looked half like everybody else, but the other half was like these anonymous people. All I could say was, "Whoa."

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jussayin's picture

I can think of lots of people who need to wear some type of facial covering before appearing in public so I hope this catches on!

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

Looks suspiciously like Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin having a good time...

my mightmares are booked in advance, but i do have some room for these guys in august, just when i'll think i have forgotten about them.

they look like martina navratilova and your last hot slut of the week (the pets.com guy).

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And those creepy fuckers from "Jacob's Ladder".
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THANK YOU Bradiful! I was trying to remember wtf they reminded me of!

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Ok, this is so not what one needs as a vision in their head.
They remind me of those dudes from the X-Files that killed all the people with flame throwers.
And those creepy fuckers from "Jacob's Ladder".

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Isn't this the exact same thing that will happen to Cher's face if she attempts one more face lift?
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Marilyn v2.0's picture

Can't be Anonymous - or the third guy (sitting next to the faceless man) in the seats would have a mask on too. Note that he also has that same tag hanging from his jacket.

Marilyn v2.0's picture

They actually remind me of one of the images from Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here" album. It is of a faceless man, exactly as the mask here is, wearing a black suit and bowler hat, selling Pink Floyd merchandise in the desert.

I checked around online to see if anything was happening with PF or Roger Waters and got zilch.

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The girl robot is wearing flip flops.

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JoJo's picture

Jeebus...they look like some strange science fiction morphs....

Nightmare fodder.

Thanks MK!

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Submitted by DebFrmHell
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Dominique Devereaux's picture

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Sayonara's picture

I guess they are trying to give "The Blue Man Group" a run for their money.

Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz

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Submitted by angel_i
I for one would have loved to have seen the foxes. They should have split into two groups: one wear fox/other wear hounds. Then at the after hunt party the hounds (boy dogs) catch the foxes (chickies of course) they could have group sex in front of the gentried set!!! lol. Raise a gin and tonic to that!

As for these two /\. They are wearing matching suits. Def. PR stunt.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on
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It could totally be PR...like a stupider version we had here for a restaurant. There were ads everywhere for ages that read: Where's Fred? (and nothing else) for months. The restaurant's called Fred's Not Here.

On another note: I'm SO hazy on the deets, but there was this cool animal activist group that got naked and dressed themselves up in Fox puppet heads and faux-Fox tails and ran through hunting after-parties in Britain which, for some reason, I think is kinda cool.

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Sayonara's picture

I guess they have poked a hole or two somewhere in order to breathe.

Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 1, 2008 - 8:05pm.
According to Wikpedia (yeah, I know, not the most reputable reference site): "Anonymous is a leaderless Internet-based group that defines itself as ubiquitous. The project was started in response to the Church of Scientology's attempts to remove material from an exclusive promotional interview with Scientologist Tom Cruise from the Internet in January 2008."
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So is the guy wearing a cesaer cut circa 1995?

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They're British mimes.

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Submitted by forever.now on July 1, 2008 - 7:41pm.
weirdness...

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I was thinking on my creepy scale this rates as a 10/10. Normal people who have never been in creepy ass freaked out cults find this shit kind of scary, Anon. Comprend?

Or maybe this is the only kind of freakiness an crazy ass scientologist trapped in a cult would get? Isn't the aim to get them to try to run and escape too? Or is it to make people outside aware of the goings on of scientology? Or both?

Or maybe they are defectors who are forming an even freakier cult than the one they left..? Oh that thought is oh so creepy forget chills, my spine is frozen. Fortunately it is just not possible to be any freakier.

Oh the questions. Whenever Scientology is involved anywhere you just know everything is totally fucked up and definately crazy as shit. They need to jet themselves off back to whatever galaxy they call home and leave the rest of us alone, the loons.

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They remind me of "The Russians" who were seen all about NYC at swanky events, they always had their cat with them. Turns out they were two paid actors hired by an ad agency for some clothing line. Year or two ago.

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HAahhaaaa the black guy sitting next to them in the bottom picture. "What the fuck is going on to the left of me?!"

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 12:49am.
@DAE
((((big cyberhug)))

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Submitted by Miss Priss on July 1, 2008 - 7:09pm.
Weird. This is creepy

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I'm really going to have nightmares of these two, aren't I?

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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

According to Wikpedia (yeah, I know, not the most reputable reference site): "Anonymous is a leaderless Internet-based group that defines itself as ubiquitous. The project was started in response to the Church of Scientology's attempts to remove material from an exclusive promotional interview with Scientologist Tom Cruise from the Internet in January 2008."

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angel_i's picture

Anonymous is scary like Scientology. Could we just give them an island where they could hash it out. Free passes in - if they can convince you you want to go there, feel free. Six months quarantine and evaluation to get out.

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Nothing can beat harlequin babies for sheer scare factor.

OT: How my bitches be doin'? I haven't posted in forever!

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