Boy George Is Not Coming
It's official! Boy George has canceled his US tour, because George Bush does not like chunky British gays. George and his lawyers couldn't work shit out with the government over his Visa issue.
He said in a statement to E!, "I was really hoping that the issue would be resolved and that some kind soul at the U.S. Visa Office would realize that if the police in the U.K. placed no restrictions on my movements, that should have been good enough for them. "I am very sorry that I will not see all my American fans this year, but I wish them a happy and healthy Fourth of July. I include the Visa Office in those good wishes and realize they are doing a very difficult job and I just got unlucky."
George was denied a visa, because he's awaiting trial in London for allegedly chaining up a whore to his wall.
All the memaw fags hags and homos that were planning to buy tickets to see George, should take that money and use it to buy themselves a hooker. Chain that bitch to your radiator and then blast "I'll Tumble 4 Ya." That's what George would want.
And George needs new people, because they should have gotten Wonky McValtrex's douche boyfriend to put on a little make-up and take the stage as him. Not even the biggest BoyGeorgiealoonie would know the difference.