Boy George Is Not Coming
It's official! Boy George has canceled his US tour, because George Bush does not like chunky British gays. George and his lawyers couldn't work shit out with the government over his Visa issue.
He said in a statement to E!, "I was really hoping that the issue would be resolved and that some kind soul at the U.S. Visa Office would realize that if the police in the U.K. placed no restrictions on my movements, that should have been good enough for them. "I am very sorry that I will not see all my American fans this year, but I wish them a happy and healthy Fourth of July. I include the Visa Office in those good wishes and realize they are doing a very difficult job and I just got unlucky."
George was denied a visa, because he's awaiting trial in London for allegedly chaining up a whore to his wall.
All the memaw fags hags and homos that were planning to buy tickets to see George, should take that money and use it to buy themselves a hooker. Chain that bitch to your radiator and then blast "I'll Tumble 4 Ya." That's what George would want.
And George needs new people, because they should have gotten Wonky McValtrex's douche boyfriend to put on a little make-up and take the stage as him. Not even the biggest BoyGeorgiealoonie would know the difference.
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That hand looks like it belongs to Lurch. That hand totally does not go with that old fruit's makeup. Boy George was a fuckin joke then and it's a fuckin joke now. Piss off and stay the fuck out of the US. Happy 4th.
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he's gross ( i adored him and still do, his 20 years ago self)
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he should tour Europe with Pete Burns
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Boy George, what a fucking slapnut. No VISA, too bad. It's one less drugged out 80's loser hanging around the US, boohoo.
Who cares? Big deal? Amazing... I found brintey spears had a personal account on on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. It's said Charlie Sheen has found his love there last May.
this is the best thing that has happened to boy george in twenty years. he was interviewed at great length on cnn tonight. they even got him to opine on amy winehouse. he was able to brush off the hooker chaining as mere legal issues. he looked so happy!
"George and his lawyers ..."
The real story here is that he can afford lawyers, plural. Is he paying them in blowjobs?
Euhrk! Just horrible.Uhf wif his head.
I thought that was a bad picture of Delta Burke
Damn dude. What a fruit
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he looked interesting in a drag queen way in his hey day now he just looks gross; the look isn't working for him any more
you pay good money and can't even chain up yo hookah! Whazzup wit dat?
I think this is why they don't let Snoop into the UK, not only will Snoop smack a ho, but he would probably chain her up too...and then get lost smoking indo and forget her ass was on the wall, fo'shizzle!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Hi Guys!
Mr. President... and you have a problem with that? I don't think Zac does. Plus, it would be the most action the Lincoln bedroom has seen in a long time.
Hi, PSL. You know, now I'm thinking of all the twisted shit I would pull if I was really the President. Step one: CIA assassinations of Heidi and Spencer.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 1, 2008 - 5:40pm.
You would think by now he'd be called "Man George".
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And the States gots all kindsa hos that need chaining! What are they thinking!?!
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Hi madam s and Mr President!
very funny, btw.......Zac Efron.....hehee
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Submitted by madam s. on July 1, 2008 - 7:58pm.
If Boy George were President, he'd probably declare Zac Efron a terrorist just so he could personally torture him in the Lincoln Bedroom.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I vote that we TRADE George W. for Boy George! Boy can finish out the year in the White House... frankly he'll probably be able to straighten some shit out before the term is over, he can chain Dick to the radiator, and we're rid of The Decider. Everyone's happy!
BoyGeorgiealoonie?? Really? Wow.
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No, Fuck You Asshole. I remember you calling us all Stupid Americans, Go fuck yourself dumbfuck!!!!
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 1, 2008 - 6:40pm
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! He does have manly hands though. Surprising..
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Spot on MK, those Madden fugs are def George clones!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
You would think by now he'd be called "Man George".
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 1, 2008 - 6:25pm.
That was surprisingly grateful. I am sorry but if Amy can drag her carcass over here then I think George Michael should be able too.
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Well...its a differnt set of circumstances...hes up on charges, shes not! No matter how much he wants to, the gov. wont let him over!
to dominique devereaux
I have a feeling if we got the full story on washington sheninigans we would be yearning for the innocent days of hooker bechained radiators... or we would be insane much like a lovecraftian hero faced with geometry that is all wrong.
That was surprisingly grateful. I am sorry but if Amy can drag her carcass over here then I think George Michael should be able too.
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale
my bunny is out and the news is on...
dr. obvious is explaining these outbreaks of food poisoning are a matter of public health...
but if I had a radiator it would be hooker-free! take that terrorists!!
(pets bunny)
omfg... starbucks is closing loads of stores... call a priest! britney in danger!
(pets bunny)
His hand is scaring me!!!
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I'm sure Heidi could help him with the "coming" part, he ain't picky and might chain her to the radiator.
Thank you, try the Roast beef!
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Submitted by NovaNightly on July 1, 2008 - 10:06pm.
Na...they're safety pins. Everything he wears these days has them on it...I think its his personal line of clothes.
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Safety pins? Ahh... now I see. Damn, and I was getting ready to buy that shit
If we allow hookers to be chained to radiators, then the terrorists have won.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Pernicious on July 1, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Aww, poor Boy. I should go down to Spitalfields Market to console him this weekend.
WAIT! Are those rhinestone penises on his jacket? I wonder if he sells them...
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Na...they're safety pins. Everything he wears these days has them on it...I think its his personal line of clothes.
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Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
I can't imagine too many people wanted to see Boy George, so no biggie.
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
Awww...Georgie...there's always next year.
I'll tumble for ya...I'll tumble for ya....
I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble for YOU!
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EQUAL OPPORTUNITY OFFENDERS, IF GEORGE CANT COME TO THE STATES, THEN THE NUT JOB KNOWN AS NAOMI CAMPBELL SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED IN.
Aww, poor Boy. I should go down to Spitalfields Market to console him this weekend.
WAIT! Are those rhinestone penises on his jacket? I wonder if he sells them...
people are losing their houses left and right, cleveland has thirteen HUNDRED homeless children inrolled in the public schools, but god forbid
boy george gets in here.
cause that's really important.
"bangs head into wall, repeats."
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by forever.now on July 1, 2008 - 5:53pm.
thank god george w. is protecting u.s. radiators from having hookers chained to them.
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LOL! I know right! Hypocritical jackasses. There's more sleeze in the White House than ever before and this from a so-called "conservative".
His fans are going to be disappointed, but good for him. I would have told those visa people they could all go fuck themselves and just where they could stuff their permits but Boy George is a gentleman so he managed to be nice about it.
Boy George: 1
Visa Office: A Big Fat 0!
thank god george w. is protecting u.s. radiators from having hookers chained to them.
that is one scary ass picture of him, jebus.
shudders.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
George hugs and kisses to you forever and ever. i hope to see you next year.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Oh he's cuming alright... Just all over some poor rent boy desperate for a hit.