Where Are The Dragon Tales Twins?
JLo and Skeletor were in Milan today accepting some sort of award from the Milan City Council. While these two mutt-faced hos pose for pictures and talk to the media about gross shit, who is taking care of the Dragon Tales twins? Seriously, JLo has said a million times that she doesn't have help! I'm starting to worry about them. She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves.
Here's more pictures of these two greasy neck bones in Italy. Just because his name is Skeletor doesn't mean we want to see his skeleton. Bitch needs to button up and cover up! And JLo needs to get one of her slaves to dye her girdles to match her fugly ass dresses!
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Nice baby shit yellow dress. I guess she's feeling festive.
Holiday Parades usually reflect the accomplishments of a culture. Puerto Ricans have J-lo and wanta fanta, wanta fanta floats. Such a sad sad people.
Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on July 1, 2008 - 1:15pm
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I think she squeals and he struggles for air, especially if she's on top. He's a scrawny bastard.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
she may not have a "nanny", but she might have an "au pair", or a "baby nurse", or a "wet nurse", no no i kid. May be the kids have their own "personal assistants"?
and yes , all her dresses look the same. It's like she wrapped herself up in bedsheets.
Hekki she could just take off a year or two from work and famewhore chores and just chill. BUT no she won't.
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Greasy neck bones!! LMFAO!!!
In every single picture of her, all I can think of is how she must squeal like a pig during sex. Or maybe she makes Marc do the squealing!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
i never did quite understand why people are so hung-up on this woman.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
I bet she bottle feeds the Dragon Twins Cristal with Louis XIII chaser for an apertif.
Was JLo part of that "Spain Tranny Hooker Show" that was posted yesterday?
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
Why do I feel like, no matter what rag this Puerto Rican ho puts on, I've seen her in it before? Does she just wear the same fucking styles over and over? If I see some vaguely '60s/'70s-ish caftan-like dress in a vivid-yet-muted color on her one more time, I'm going to fucking scream.
Zomay, you said it. Made me laugh.
I'm sort of getting a 70's Karen Black horror movie vibe from these photos. Like some dwarf is going to come up behind her and strangle her with a piano wire and then Skeletor is going to put her head on a platter for their satan-worshipper's banquet.
Creepy.
For someone who wanted children so desperately, she doesn't spend an awful lot of time with them. She's probably trying to emulate the aristocracy or something.
she's looking like shit lately..
JHo doesn't have time to look after twins!! she's a globe trotting megastar!!
~♥~Oh I don't wanna' keep on wishing, missing
The still of the morning, the color of the night
I ain't spending no more time
Wasted~ Carrie Underwood~♥~
*scratching head* she looks older and not so pretty
She looks rough!
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"Money first, orgasms second." - Michael K
That dress looks like the curtains in a bordello.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
She probably put one of her bear coats in charge.
OH that's some funny shit to think about.. All her bear coat heads lined up.. All coked up on AnFerny's blow saying "everythings ok kids.. its all gonna be ok!" *paces quickly*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
What a mess.
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