Where Are The Dragon Tales Twins?
JLo and Skeletor were in Milan today accepting some sort of award from the Milan City Council. While these two mutt-faced hos pose for pictures and talk to the media about gross shit, who is taking care of the Dragon Tales twins? Seriously, JLo has said a million times that she doesn't have help! I'm starting to worry about them. She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves.
Here's more pictures of these two greasy neck bones in Italy. Just because his name is Skeletor doesn't mean we want to see his skeleton. Bitch needs to button up and cover up! And JLo needs to get one of her slaves to dye her girdles to match her fugly ass dresses!
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Whatta tire ass looking couple....
Feh. J-lo and Skeletor probably forgot they even HAVE kids.
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Pardon me, but in the large photo above there appears to be something white sticking out of her mustard dress.
Is that a Kleenex or a maxi pad she is discreetly trying to hide?
I honestly cannot tell.
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Well, the Scientos probably convinced her that her twins are just fine without her. You know, because they are adults in mini bodies and all.
These two make me feel sick, literally, I think I have to go have a lie down after seeing pictures of them. Blech.
I don't know, but now I have "Duck Tales" (ohhh ohh) stuck in my head now. Thanks. I'm old. Yay.
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
"Here's more pictures of these two greasy neck bones in Italy."
The above writings are priceless Mike, just friggin priceless.
As for j-whore? how the hell is she traveling i thought she was broke? but then, why am i surprised at her spending money when she damn well knows she shouldn't? its just what any guady ghetto low class arrogant skank would do.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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in some small town a funeral home is missing its curtains (fug dress)
The DT twins are simply stored in their custom Vuitton carrying cases until J-Lo feels like playing with them.
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I remember when bitch was hot.What the fuck happened to her to make her go so fug?The hubbys ugly must be contagious.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
JHo looks shallow and sallow. She shouldn't wear that mustard color. It looks like baby shit on her.
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i always have to laugh when i read "skeletor".
J.Lo looks so fat on that dress.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 1, 2008 - 3:51pm.
That dress is the color of baby diahrea....blech!
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I had been staring at that dress, and the name of the color had escaped me, thank you, that is precisely the phrase I was searching for. Yes, it most definitely is.
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UGH. Gross and Grosser.
Jlo is going to let Jolie use the twins while hers grow stronger.
as they said on "Can't Buy Me Love", she went from "like, totally chic, to like, totally GEEK!"
That dress is the color of baby diahrea....blech!
Yeah...twins take a lot out of you(literally!!), but i still dont believe her when she says that she is doing all the work. I'm proud that i took care of my boys without help...but hell, if I could have afforded some help, i would have jumped at the chance!! Still...i made it out alive and i look better today than i did before i had them!! yay me! As for J-lo she needs to dye her spanx to match her baby-poop dress. lmao
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"Just because his name is Skeletor doesn't mean we want to see his skeleton. Bitch needs to button up and cover up!"
HELLO, reason I come here.
J-Lo looks beat! It's a wrap for her. And that "dress" that she has on looks like the curtains my grandmother had hanging in her apartment in the 1970's.
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Jennifer Lopez is a complete waste of fame.
She just turned completely FUGLY after having those twins. Must have been rough...
O lord - I can't even read this...
All I can do is think: What the HELL kinda GD outfit is THAT?!?!
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She looks hideous and OLD. Why are her post pregnancy boobs so flat? Is it because she doesn't have implants like Salma Hayek and Christina Aguilera whose post pregnancy boobs are still engorged? Even little Nicole Richie's boobs are still around but J-Lo's look like lemons considering her linebacker frame and recent birth of twins.
ricki lake okay. My point was she could take off a year and just hang out with her kids. Not do anything that would require travel or work. You said that was the funniest thing you ever read on here and it confused me. No big deal. Was just wondering why you chose my comment to make a point. But I usually enjoy your jokes.
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"neck bones". LOL! My mom used to put neck bones in our spaghetti sauce!
Well, everyone join hands and sing kombaya, cause it's gonna get ugly fast once the births are announced, and I bet that will be in a little while cause C-sections don't take that long.
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Like they need an award..
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Neely, you know it's bad to take liquor with those pills.
They work faster.
Hahaha, greasy neck bones! And I don't believe that chest hair belongs to Skeletor. He must of picked the drain for some JLo hair and glued them on.
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Oh J-Low... why would you wear a white girdle with a yellow dress that has peekaboo slits??
Bitch get on ya game!
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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response
http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg
We need to link arms and create a human chain around DListed to keep the Brangeloonies out when the official annoucement of the "golden twins" is made.
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Submitted by zomay on July 1, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Oh. I guess my point is J.Lo hasn't really had a career since 1999, and standing around on a carpet letting people take pictures of you is not "work." Neither is screaming at everyone in sight about having non-white flowers in your presence, Jennifer. Ho.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 1, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Deb- If you think these pics are creepy, check out this link. MK put Julianne Moore as Ariel up in the Disney Dream series, but either I missed or wasn't around for the Aladdin pic with these two. YUCK!
http://missgeeky.com/2008/01/29/annie-leibovitzs-disney-dream-portrait-s...
ricki lake on July 1, 2008 - 11:30am.
Submitted by zomay on July 1, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Um...yes?
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Thats great. Sometimes don't know where you are coming from in some of your posts.
I think she looks good au naturelle, ya know, without all the gobs of make up.
She has a big butt.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 1, 2008 - 10:23am.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 1, 2008 - 7:20pm.
off topic,
yahoo is now saying Angelina is in the french hospital giving birth
here we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So when you hear a thousand choir of angels sing, you know they arrived 3 weeks ago.
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Yuppers. They've just been in the NICU.
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and Angie's been eating a apple slice a day to get back to her super thin, super "sexy" pre baby body.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 1, 2008 - 7:29pm.
DAE
and the loonies will be out in full force.
we all need to do our boot moves and check our black
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Have the loon defensives been erected yet?? We need to back sure our AK47's are primed for action!! :0)
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Submitted by zomay on July 1, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Um...yes?
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DAE
and the loonies will be out in full force.
we all need to do our boot moves and check our black tax levels.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 1, 2008 - 10:23am.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 1, 2008 - 7:20pm.
off topic,
yahoo is now saying Angelina is in the french hospital giving birth
here we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So when you hear a thousand choir of angels sing, you know they arrived 3 weeks ago.
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Yuppers. They've just been in the NICU.
ricki lake do you still work?
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I'll never figure what Ben Affleck saw in her.
Look at skeletor's bare boned cranium, what a fucking tool.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 1, 2008 - 7:20pm.
off topic,
yahoo is now saying Angelina is in the french hospital giving birth
here we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So when you hear a thousand choir of angels sing, you know they arrived 3 weeks ago.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Submitted by zomay on July 1, 2008 - 1:17pm.
J. Lo still works?! Hahaha...funniest thing I've ever read on here.
off topic,
yahoo is now saying Angelina is in the french hospital giving birth
here we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Skeletor giggling like a schoolgirl is just plain creepy...Like clowns are creepy
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I think she really is trying to raise those babies. I mean, look at her...she looks awful and not very put together....which tells me that she has been too busy to truly look after herself. Yeah, i know she's a total bitch and we all hate her...but i come from the standpoint of also being a mother of twins. I can relate.
I had no trouble losing my 83lbs of pregnancy weight within a month either!!...yeah, im bragging!! JLo...how much weight have you lost??? Pfffft!! :P Nice girdle...or spanx...or whatever.
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Damn...she is looking rough. He is just freaky looking, but she looks terrible- the dress is awful, the brown shoes and bag are awful and the hair...well....bad, just bad.