Tuesday, July 1st 2008
Pure Trash
Boy Benji needs to step away from Wonky's toxic chocha for a second, because its fumes are fucking with his one working brain cell. Wonky recently said that Benji refuses to let her get a tattoo and his reason is fucking ludicrous.
She said, "He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag. Wonky is as pure as Tommy Girl's boiling hot douche water.
Maybe Boy Benji was chomping on his 10th chalupa of the day when he mumbled, "You look like poo." I mean, anybody who says Wonky is pure needs to be locked up in a straitjacket for life.
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Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 4:38pm.
pais wants to know if you people have anything better to do in your lives then make fun of her cause u are a sad jealous bitch!
Oh no i loaves her!
Tail Paris she is can come to my party and i wont serve jelly sammies OR hateraide because i thinks that bitch is kewl!
You can come too Kitty Zingale and ill intertainz yer huzband while yew play withe Parriss!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by Shitty Zingale:
You've been reported. Go ask L.A. what happens when you continuously show up on threads to start shit.
hi this is james.. why dont you look up some fat usless ho-bags instead of a pretty paris! something to relate to you. paris is hot and fun to have around a beeter joy then you will ever be!
Submitted by LoLo on July 1, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 4:34pm.
paris and i are laughing with a cotton candy ring pop
ahh! OMG I ares too! We are like long lost twinks!
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Can we be twiplets??
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
pais wants to know if you people have anything better to do in your lives then make fun of her cause u are a sad jealous bitch!
Spaice Kiddetts are peoples who travel in spaice!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
I'm scared.
I feel like there's some non-consensual cyber porn coming on.
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sorry no u cant have anything to smoke cause i dont smoke but do you want my monster drink i give u a sip but not my ring-pop
I am still giggling at the "wasted space" shirt. And the "brass knuckles" pendant...wow, that's as classy as it gets. I am overcome.
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 4:34pm.
paris and i are laughing with a cotton candy ring pop
ahh! OMG I ares too! We are like long lost twinks!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
umm im 21 and my husband james is on my bed laughing at u too! my mom lives in texas and i live in cali with my sweet james!
paris and i are laughing with a cotton candy ring pop
The odd couple.
http://danceontheroof.com
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 1, 2008 - 3:31pm.
@Kitty, hunney, why u here n daylight. does mum no u r on the 'net? rase ur history fore turning off puter.
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I think you're on to something here...
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Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Nicole gets skinny - Paris gets skinny
Nicole gets a madden - Paris gets a madden
Nicole gets a baby girl - Paris will make DAMN SURE SHE gets a baby girl too (hell Prais will want to have TWIN girls just to out do Nicole)
Paris is jealous of Nicole. She wishes she was like Nicole. Paris DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF LOVE. It's too complex for her brain to understand.
Have a great day Paris! Hope you die!
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 4:28pm.
That pitcuring kinders looks like Mischa Bartonian
I hope you dont get any cellery on your house because the marshmallow cans fight back in photographers sell them!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
LoLo, they bunnyeahrs r a paris victry sighn. i took me a crash course in typing dumbass from the first day i met this little vixen.
@Kitty, hunney, why u here n daylight. does mum no u r on the 'net? rase ur history fore turning off puter.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
LMAO @ Uvula!
I was gonna say that but then I thought, nah, too obvious...
I kinda missed the Parisites, the same way you miss a big ole' dried up scab after it heals and you can't scratch it anymore.
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
He also wants her to start lubing up the strap on before she fucks his ass with it, the chafing is too painful.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Why do I get the feeling that kitty zingale is sitting at the computer with a glazed over, feverish look in her lazy eye, and wetting herself with excitement?
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 4:26pm.
Can I have some of whatever you're smoking or drinking? Please?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
paris had to take a break laughing too hard!
its a picturing of me goofing at a party you idiot! its called a sense of humor. anyways its cute!
Submitted by gina latina on July 1, 2008 - 3:26pm.
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...and virginity.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
OMG!! What is this I see? A Parisite?!?!? I thought they had gone the way of the dodo and Paris' dignity!
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
okay! have you actually seen any of her animals dead no!! u have no proof!!!~kitty!
i love my animals! i treat them as if they were my children. what you say is pathetic and its sad someone whould have to make a comment about me like that~paris!
"why cant my mom be like that? she just keeps banging me in the head telling me how fat and usless i am..."
Tell your mom you were missed by me. I feel certain that should win you a point.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 4:23pm.
But Paris? why you is giving yerselves teh bunny ear behives your own head in that pitcher?
Are you relly Paris?
Ohhh Nice to meat up on you!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 4:11pm.
i have a brain with an iq of 117 u dont!
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so, you're one standard deviation above the norm. Big fucking deal.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
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Deb from hell!
this is just highlarryus!
I thenk thahat isle have a good laff at this all nite lawng!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
im not jealous of nicole i love benji with all my heart! he is sweet and always there with me! what everyone says is unacceptable! nicole and i are good friends! benji has his own personality yes they are twins but they arent the same and no i didn't copy nicole!~paris!
get a life!!! losers! ~ kitty!
ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!
fucking classic!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
LoLo, you magnificent ass! Is this girl not a laff riot? It is like a neon sign that flashes "Do Not Feed the Animules" but you just can't help yourself.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Kitty Zingale-6. she has a great heart for animals! i respect anyone like that cuz i love animals!
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Except for that one she forgot in the closet that starved to death, yeah, she's a real animal lover.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
submitted by linzee:
Parasite is a self-loathing, fugly-ass whore who needs to kill herself for being such a selfish, horrible person.
Her mother is an embarassing, Botoxed attention whore and that's all Penis Hilton will ever be herself.
oh what u meant to type:
Princess hilton is a beautiful self-loving glamerous angel who is laughing at my "you'all" asses so hard!!
Her mother is happy and proud and a great designer herself why cant my mom be like that? she just keeps banging me in the head telling me how fat and usless i am while paris mom loves her and tells her whAT a great daughter and person she is!!
ok please thank me for correcting your errors! <3 kitty & paris!!!!
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 9:14pm.
benji is a hot sweet loving boyfriend! i ♥ u benji!!!! he is the sweetest man ever!!!!
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AT LAST! Hi Paris!! Glad you FINALLY outed yourself!!
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 9:02pm.
paris and benji are in love
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Paris is only with Benji, because Nicole got knocked up with his TWIN's kid & Nicole & Joel have being going steady for ages.
Paris WANTS TO COMPETE WITH NICOLE BECAUSE SHE IS JEALOUS OF NICOLE'S HAPPINESS!! PARIS IS AN INSECURE TRAMP!!
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
this shit is funny!
Parisessesss ass warts even have more classes then you cum bubbles!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by Sweetas on July 1, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Oh, how I've missed you...very glad to see you.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Holy cow Hi Sweetas. I haven't seen that apple in ages!
OnT: Seriously, I got nothin'. The sheer ridiculousness of her statements will make my brain explode if I ponder it too long.
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty whosafuck
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 4:11pm.
i have a brain with an iq of 117 u dont!
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LOL!
Well, that's good! You're not retarded! Bravo!
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Submitted by Shitty Zingale:
am i not reading right>?
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Making a very generous assumption that you actually CAN read - yeah, you read it right, dumb ass.
Parasite is a self-loathing, fugly-ass whore who needs to kill herself for being such a selfish, horrible person.
Her mother is an embarassing, Botoxed attention skank and that's all Penis Hilton will ever be herself.
School must be out... shouldn't you be enrolled in summer camp somewhere, dear? You watch waaayyy too much television. Follow you own advice and take a hike, bitch.
benji is a hot sweet loving boyfriend! i ♥ u benji!!!! he is the sweetest man ever!!!!
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 4:11pm.
i have a brain with an iq of 117 u dont!
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Mine's 136, so I'm REALLY not impressed by you.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Sweetas
THE VOICE OF REASON, finally has arrived!
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
what i love is how the fans of Paris and Britney (probably just one fan) are absolutely bat-shit crazy (toilet bat, that is)
Let me edit your comment for you...
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 9:11pm.
I have a brain with an IQ of 001.17, you dont!
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 3:02pm.
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OMG I am SO worried about you.
You need to get some help, girl.
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
ITA Benji. Snorting, smoking, sucking and fucking everything in sight with oozing sores on your cooch is fine, but a tat is a little much.
Shut your beak, Big Bird.
VLL, the kids got the potential of a quotemeister, much as comingback. Only slightly more delusional...hahaha
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."