Tuesday, July 1st 2008
Pure Trash
Boy Benji needs to step away from Wonky's toxic chocha for a second, because its fumes are fucking with his one working brain cell. Wonky recently said that Benji refuses to let her get a tattoo and his reason is fucking ludicrous.
She said, "He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag. Wonky is as pure as Tommy Girl's boiling hot douche water.
Maybe Boy Benji was chomping on his 10th chalupa of the day when he mumbled, "You look like poo." I mean, anybody who says Wonky is pure needs to be locked up in a straitjacket for life.
supieror intellegent
*snort!* I think that really could be Pearass.
Hey there all my beautiful bitches!!! *MUAH*!! I've missed you so. feckin. much. Debfrmhell and Kizzy, thanks for the shout outs! Glad I'm not forgotten. :)
OT Hey Paris! Nicole is waaaay cooler than you. And she sucks ass.
Paris is as pure as her blue contacts and brown roots.
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OMG! KITTY!!!
So you got married between the last Paris post you showed up on and today?
You said you had a bf, not husband.
And weren't you only 20?
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
so paris is supieror intellegent!! hahaha she has a iq of 123!
Kitty: Mensa called; they want their membership card back.
Kitty you blew it.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
I actually like how the troll continues to give us examples of Things an Idiot Would Say
ok it didnt come though as i planned it was a 123!! haha! a real airhead huh?
ok it didnt come though as i planned it was a 123!! haha! a real airhead huh?
guess what paris just took an iq test heres her score Free-IQTest.net - Get Your IQ Score
Submitted by LoLo on July 1, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 1, 2008 - 4:59pm
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Ize n teh howse wit teh catnip sokkie, ize hapee
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 1, 2008 - 4:59pm.
i wish i was a lolcatz....
ize in my house
avoidingz deh rainz
whyze it alwayzs rains on my vacashuns?
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
angel_i - any port in a storm, eh? I kinda like this one. Needs to step her game up a little if (s)he wants to be a contender tho. Comingback is a tough act to follow.
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty whosafuck
Submitted by LoLo on July 1, 2008 - 4:55pm.
*caresses ring pop*
I love ring poop! eye takes your ring pop!
OH HOLY FUCK AM I TALKING TO A LOLCATZ!!!!!
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Not likely, the lolcatz actually make sense.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
_Submitted by angel_i on July 1, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 1, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 1, 2008 - 1:43pm.
(you guys know this is not for real real, but for play play, right?)
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*sigh* Yeah - but I'm grateful. I needed some
action;)
I think it is HIGHLARRYUS!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
What an ass,he can go fuck himself.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 1, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 1, 2008 - 1:43pm.
(you guys know this is not for real real, but for play play, right?)
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*sigh* Yeah - but I'm grateful. I needed some action;)
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
*caresses ring pop*
I love ring poop! eye takes your ring pop!
OH HOLY FUCK AM I TALKING TO A LOLCATZ!!!!!
wooooooo woooooooo we gots a lolcatz in the thread chopping up are engrish languages!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by angel_i on July 1, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 3:40pm.
paris is hot and fun to have around a beeter joy
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See? Porn. I knew it!
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lmao angel_i. I thought I was getting a little turned on by all this talk of beeter joy and candy ring pops.
(you guys know this is not for real real, but for play play, right?)
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty whosafuck
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 3:50pm.
It's called fast typing you idiot. Watch this! I do know my grammer. I'm hot and your not. There that's correct english grammer! duh!
Dammit Kitty, you have killed all the fun by acting now like a twat! duh! Not hot. Now that you blew your cover...have a cookie on the way out the door.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
haha paris took your cyber ring pop!!! and she gave it to james! who is now happy!
we ♥ our ring pop!!
LoLo, your beeter not swip my cyper ring-pop
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 3:50pm.
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It's spelled "grammar" and it's "you're" for you are.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Um...sorry kitty. You're going to have to get a dictionary and try that again.
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
i know theres no hearts for the i's in keyboard but i don't need it watch!! ♥
It's called fast typing you idiot. Watch this! I do know my grammer. I'm hot and your not. There that's correct english grammer! duh!
Pure???!!!! Didnt he mean "cure" as in how do I cure these herpes?
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Hands off my popwreck!
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www.poorbritney.com
Ten bucks says she's spent at least fifteen minutes searching the keyboard for the "i" that has the little heart over it instead of the dot.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
kitty laughins = queef?
i beeters not on that so rong!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
i still got my ring op you didnt swip it.. i dont believe in cyper crap.
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 4:43pm.
You're sorely in need of some grammar lessons.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I've got to go, sadly. Have fun with the troll, don't hurt her too much, she's only a kid!!
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 3:46pm.
your just sad jealous losers cause im hot and your not!
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you're grammer is HWAT.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
im not getting any tatoos benji likes me without them.. now kitty is laughing! omg!
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 3:44pm.
have you seen any more porn of me after that? noo!!
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Don't get us wrong...we really appreciate that!
See? I can be nice too:)
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
*swipes Paris's ring pop and shoves it ... some place for her to come and find it*
NEENER NEENER
You got bumps down thar frum touchin weiners!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Surely someone with the IQ of 117 that you claim to have knows the difference between "write" and "right"?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
have you seen any more porn of me after that? noo!!
Editing post again...
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 9:35pm.
Umm I'm 12 and my husband James (one of the most common male names around) is on my bed laughing at you too! my mom lives in Texas and I live in Cali with my sweet James. (Had to say it twice to make you think this is all true)
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
i met him at my best friends party when i was 17!
I thought she got one or more tattoos back when she dated that boy band guy.
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 3:40pm.
paris is hot and fun to have around a beeter joy then you will ever be!
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We all saw the sex tape. There's not a soul alive who would get joy "beetering" off to that.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 3:40pm.
paris is hot and fun to have around a beeter joy
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See? Porn. I knew it!
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
for your information i wont get in trouble u will. cause you are righting bad things about people im not! im only righting kind things about paris!
"beeter joy" WTF is that??? Eating beets makes you happy?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 1, 2008 - 4:39pm.
If you be my bodugards
I are be yer long lost pail!
I can call you Betty
and Betty whens yew call me CALL ME AL!
Call me AL twinklets!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Kitty wr did u find James at?????????
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
hi its paris u just want some of my cotton candy ring-pop! :(