Tuesday, July 1st 2008
Pure Trash
Boy Benji needs to step away from Wonky's toxic chocha for a second, because its fumes are fucking with his one working brain cell. Wonky recently said that Benji refuses to let her get a tattoo and his reason is fucking ludicrous.
She said, "He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag. Wonky is as pure as Tommy Girl's boiling hot douche water.
Maybe Boy Benji was chomping on his 10th chalupa of the day when he mumbled, "You look like poo." I mean, anybody who says Wonky is pure needs to be locked up in a straitjacket for life.
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Shitty Zingale: you've been reported again.
Every time I see you on here, I will make a point of reporting you, until you are banned from the site.
You better shape up right quick, heffa.
Sweetas, they moved your desk again?!?! to the basement this time, right??
did they take your red swingline too??
damn those bastards!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
omg you dont even know what a parasite is! then why would you call me one without knowing what it actually means? wow you are really low-class!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 1, 2008 - 5:42pm.
He's been many places and seen many things, but even he may bow to this freakshow.
Nice to see you again, my dear.
I had a feeling it had some thing to do with your job! I was hoping that you hadn't been busted.
dude i think the arrivals of angies rotten crotch fruit made the loons come out of the woodwork today or some shit
LOON OF DOOM!!
shit what am I saying this place is filled with em every day..
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
City Barbie♥, Missy♥!!! *humping your legs*
They moved my desk at work so it's hard to find a good time to get on without being caught. THOSE BASTARDS!! I miss you guys SO MUCH. It's like they boarded up the door to my favorite bar. *sobbing*
yay benji here!
BB,
"- A parasite is a conjoined twin, link please, I need proof and pics."
Hmmm...
Hey Gonnaburn!!!
We need to get Josh Gates on this ASAP!!!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
this is pathetic! i dont leave anything in my closet except my clothes and shoes and handbags! where did people get this! its sad they waste their lives making ridulous cooments about me!
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 1, 2008 - 4:37pm.
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Oh, totally. Everybody knows that. You can only get preggies if they plug you in the butt on a Wednesday while you're eating onion rings and watching reruns of Dynasty.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Sweetas I was going to send the Feds out looking for you! We've missed your smartass self
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 5:32pm.
well kitty's real name is kitty! kitty michelle zingale so yea! it ain't a nickname bitch! and shes hotter then you will ever be!
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I'm intelligent enough to comprise a screen name of the phonetic sounds of my actual name. Most people are intelligent enough to use a screen name so that subscribers to the "Insane-o's Home Journal" can't look them up and find out their information. It's rather dangerous to do that, Kitty, there are people out there even crazier than you are, that might do very bad things. I really, really, hope in all seriousness that it's not your real name. You were funny, but that scares me. You should never give your identity so openly, on a general public gossip blog. There is no telling who could read it, or what they could do with it. Seriously.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
no sweetfuckass! im better then nicole!!
Thanks Gonnaburn! Damn it feels good to be back in tha hood. Bradiful! *tearful embrace*
OT I hope she accidentally leaves Benji in the closet. The sooner, the better.
kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 5:35pm.
my name is paris not parisite! grow up! wow you are pathetic! a parisite is a conjoined twin you idiot!
- A parasite is a conjoined twin, link please, I need proof and pics.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 1, 2008 - 5:35pm.
You're totally right. But you know, if she's on top, she can't get pregnant. It's just physics.
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 4:35pm.
my name is paris not parisite! grow up! wow you are pathetic! a parisite is a conjoined twin you idiot!
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Dear God,
PLEASE let it have said this with 100% conviction and I'll never ask for another thing ever again. Except a naked Johnny Depp in my bed later.
Amen.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
SWEETAS YOU SNEAKY BEEESCH!!!!
girl, I have missed you!!
when were done smokin out of that apple can we chuck it at Parisite's head?? can we can we??
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Sweetas!! Where the hell you been???
no im hotter then you fat ass winkley hag!
kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 5:29pm.
oh really whats so great about sweetas?
- She knows the difference between on and off for a start....
And she isn't "for hire for parties and special events".
HI SWEETAS, you were asked about on the CAPTION THIS thread earlier.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Sweetas,
Yeah, *puff*puff*, clearly!
Uvula,
"Great. Now she's going to think she can't get her period anymore"
Bwhahahahaha! I loves you!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
my name is paris not parisite! grow up! wow you are pathetic! a parisite is a conjoined twin you idiot!
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 1, 2008 - 4:33pm.
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I dunno. I'm getting a "constantly worried I'm a stop Mensa-rating 'cuz my boyfriend didn't pull out in time" vibe.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 2:32pm.
well kitty's real name is kitty! kitty michelle zingale so yea! it ain't a nickname bitch! and shes hotter then you will ever be!
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Joke. The only thing hot about Paris is her cootchie warts.
Sweetas-
I missed seeing Charlize and reading your insightful commentary!
zomay♥ - no, but she gots some big ass feets!
no i have natural blue eyes and blonde hair!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 1, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 1, 2008 - 4:15pm.
I think you are giving too much credit. I would speculate "the rag" might be the only term she knows for that. Not that the possibility of her not being able to procreate wouldn't be a ray of sunshine for the rest of us who pay taxes...
zomay on July 1, 2008 - 5:29pm.
Did anyone see the episode of King of the Hill, where Peggy brags about her IQ score. She took one of those tests omline and got like a 135. Anyways 2 minutes later Luanne took the test and got 130.
- LMAO! I was just going to post that!
PEGGY HILL, PhD.
For the record, my IQ 142.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by Sweetas on July 1, 2008 - 4:31pm.
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How they hangin', babycakes? Hopefully higher than Parasite's goiter ass.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 1, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 1, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Kitty: Mensa called; they want their membership card back.
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Great. Now she's going to think she can't get her period anymore
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BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!!! Oh, thank you, doll, I so needed a good ol' belly laugh!! That was brilliant!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
well kitty's real name is kitty! kitty michelle zingale so yea! it ain't a nickname bitch! and shes hotter then you will ever be!
kitty zingale do you wear fake ass blue contacts and bleach your extensions like Parisite?
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king of the hill is dumb! i like the syle channel and the-n! like degrassi and south of nowhere are better shows!~kitty
Clarisse - hey doll! :) *passing apple* I think it may be necessary to take our IQs down a couple dozen points so we can hang.
ISMU *hugs* Missed your smart ass! :)
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Whatever kizzy! can u come up with your own type name? why do u have to try to copy kitty's name bitch!
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Actually, since I've been here longer, it's YOU who is perpetuating a poor imitation of me.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Whatever kizzy! can u come up with your own type name? why do u have to try to copy kitty's name bitch!
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Back the fuck off loooozer.
My left meat curtain could take those online tests and be declared a genius.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
oh really whats so great about sweetas?
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 5:26pm.
im a blue eyed blonde bombshell beytch!! i ♥ BM!
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I'm a dark-haired, dark-eyed, alabaster goddess, but while I enjoy bowel movements, I can't say I love them.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Did anyone see the episode of King of the Hill, where Peggy brags about her IQ score. She took one of those tests omline and got like a 135. Anyways 2 minutes later Luanne took the test and got 130.
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Whatever kizzy! can u come up with your own type name? why do u have to try to copy kitty's name bitch!
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 1, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Kitty: Mensa called; they want their membership card back.
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Great. Now she's going to think she can't get her period anymore.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 5:18pm.
so paris is supieror intellegent!! hahaha she has a iq of 123!
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more like 1+2+3.......same as Kitty.
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
Submitted by Clarisse on July 1, 2008 - 5:24pm.
Sweetas is here! NOW the party can start!
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I've got popcorn!!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
im a blue eyed blonde bombshell beytch!! i ♥ BM!
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 5:18pm.
so paris is supieror intellegent!! hahaha she has a iq of 123!
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My 136 still kicks both of your asses.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Sweetas is here! NOW the party can start!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.