Tuesday, July 1st 2008
Pure Trash
Boy Benji needs to step away from Wonky's toxic chocha for a second, because its fumes are fucking with his one working brain cell. Wonky recently said that Benji refuses to let her get a tattoo and his reason is fucking ludicrous.
She said, "He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag. Wonky is as pure as Tommy Girl's boiling hot douche water.
Maybe Boy Benji was chomping on his 10th chalupa of the day when he mumbled, "You look like poo." I mean, anybody who says Wonky is pure needs to be locked up in a straitjacket for life.
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Kizzy,
Yah, my Izzard obsession comes in handy!!
Ahhhhhhhhhh, i'm covered in beeeeeeeeeeees!!!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
ok mel b is so not going to add u!! she has better things in life!
ok mel b is so not going to add u!! she has better things in life!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 1, 2008 - 6:09pm.
Bwahahahahahahaha!
She deleted her myspace account!
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wouldn't you? Guess the little turd has SOME threshold for embarassment.
Why do I get the feeling that Kitty's boyf "James" is her first cousin???
Submitted by Clarisse on July 1, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Anyone who can quote Izzard is ALWAYS a hit at dinner parties.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
If I didn't like those brothers before, I now have a REALLY STRONG dislike now (yeah I verge on hate for them, but not quite). What a fucking idiot douche.
And Paris is such a disgusting skank, I don't want to think about her, too much thinking about her and I think you can catch her diseases mentally...
Gonnaburn,
Hell, I am a cornucopia of useless knowledge. Nothing that will help me succeed in the world, but fun at dinner parties!!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
If you scroll down and check out the friends on the Mel B. page, there is a page for a cat(a real cat) named James. Coincidence? I don't think so.
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ISprainedMyUvula on July 1, 2008 - 6:09pm
Go to Viva's post for the link, Mud's post only copied part of it.
Kitty ain't no blond.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 1, 2008 - 6:07pm.
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I'm stuck with the duck dick, too. And the dude fucking the car. I'll be 90, with Alzheimer's, and that will be all I can remember.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Missy-- thanks! Sorry I missed you.
Btw the way- I was reading the shit of MIssyPissyPants earlier, and I have to say, I would find it a lot stranger if a bunch of people who interacted every day, online or not, didn't extend sympathy or share their real lives with each other, esp. after knowing each other, albeit online, for weeks and weeks.
I find other blogs remarkably dull and dreary when the posters never address one another or switch sn's all the time, or pretend an online persona is completely different from their real life persona. It's not- it's sprt of like talking on a phone. You're still you- I am glad dlisted is a place where people can cease snarking for a moment and be kind...
Sorry- rant off.
On topic--
Paris is too thin and her nose i f-ed and she does have brown eyes for real.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Bwahahahahahahaha!
She deleted her myspace account!
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Submitted by City Barbie on July 1, 2008 - 6:02pm.
Viva is she a serial Troll??
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With multiple personalities.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 1, 2008 - 6:00pm.
So I am bored and have completely checked out of work so I googled Kitty and got her myspace page (fixed):
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...
a Just Jared page (shocker!) where she is commenting on the Spice Girls (scroll down):
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/02/27/spice-girls-final-show/
and ANOTHER myspace page, but for Mel B of the Spice Girls:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendI...
This might be genuine crazy.
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale
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Is this siggy in reference to anything in particular?
Submitted by Clarisse on July 1, 2008 - 6:01pm.
*thoughtful* huh.
One day that section in my brain reserved for interesting tidbits will overflow and I will forget my name. I'll remember Andy Garcia's twin, the spiraling duck penis and all of the songs from Little Shop of Horrors.
*winks* at Missy.
And, Viva: her MySpace photo is fucking horrifying. I'm going to have nightmares tonight about anorexic conjoined twins.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 1, 2008 - 5:01pm.
...and because this is Dlisted, and we should learn something everyday, here is today's tid-bit:
Andy Garcia was born with a parasitic twin on his shoulder.
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Damn. You can't even tell since that chinchilla sweater he has covers his entire torso.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
viva you little sexy slueth!! ♥♥
ok sluts, im out. you guys are the fuckin HOTTNESS!
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Paris Hilton was born w/a parasitic twin. They had it removed and it grew up to be Nicole Ritchie.
Viva is she a serial Troll??
...and because this is Dlisted, and we should learn something everyday, here is today's tid-bit:
Andy Garcia was born with a parasitic twin on his shoulder.
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
So I am bored and have completely checked out of work so I googled Kitty and got her myspace page (fixed):
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...
a Just Jared page (shocker!) where she is commenting on the Spice Girls (scroll down):
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/02/27/spice-girls-final-show/
and ANOTHER myspace page, but for Mel B of the Spice Girls:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendI...
This might be genuine crazy.
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale
oh and Linzee? I am loving you bigtime right now.
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How dare they move your desk Sweetas!! Time to break out the little voodoo doll!
later you hot head-injury hooker!!
(meant in the most loving way Sweetas, but of course)
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That was fun. I'll be sorry to see crablouse go. I'll have to go outside with a magnifying glass looking for ants. ehhh...
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 1, 2008 - 4:54pm.
thank you dahlin! and might I say youre looking very cute (albeit bored) in your avie tonight!
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I'm gonna check out CT but the bosses should be out tomorrow. I'll come play if I can!! Miss you hookahs. Missy, CityBarbie, Bradiful, ISMU, Clarisse, Viva, and anyone I missed...much love! I would love kitty but I can't afford a laptop, much less Valtrex.
K, troll. Enjoy your irrelevance somewhere else.
A parasitic twin (also known as an asymmetrical or unequal conjoined twin) is the result of the processes that produce vanishing twins and conjoined twins, and may represent a continuum between the two. Parasitic twins occur when a twin embryo begins developing in utero, but the pair does not fully separate, and one embryo maintains dominant development at the expense of the other. Unlike conjoined twins, one ceases development during gestation and is vestigial to a mostly fully-formed, otherwise healthy individual twin. The undeveloped twin is defined as parasitic, rather than conjoined, because it is incompletely formed or wholly dependent on the body functions of the complete fetus.
A parasite- an organism that lives in another being,
taking from it and giving it no possible benefit whatsoever. Slang- a fan of paris hilton, paris herself..
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
hahhahahaa, man, that is FUCKED when you come on a blog and pretend to BE PARIS!?!?!?! oh man, I shouldnt even laugh...
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So long shitty pringles.
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ok this is paris! i have to go now! so see ya later beytch.. i got better things to do! bye benji is here and wants to take me out. bye bye bye
Kitty: Reported. Again. And I NEVER report people.
Yeah Uvula, it's close enough. Most Trolls have Kelloggs rotten crotch infested w/crabadabbadoo doo
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale
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shitty pringles on July 1, 2008 - 2:41pm.
this is pathetic! i dont leave anything in my closet except my clothes and shoes and handbags!
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Don't forget your itch cream and douche.
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and the Valtrex!! the Valtrex!!
for the parasites' parasites :)
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Missy - *Milt voice* "One of these days, I'm gonna burn this place right to the ground." lol
kitty, go play in traffic. Laptops can give you genital warts. Or at least that's how you can feel better about having them.
kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 5:48pm
Um, yes we can.
You retarded conjoined twin.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by City Barbie on July 1, 2008 - 4:48pm.
sniff sniff sniff....Does anyone else smell Troll?????
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I smell crab-infested twat. Is that close enough?
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
benji says go screw yourselves!
shitty pringles on July 1, 2008 - 2:41pm.
this is pathetic! i dont leave anything in my closet except my clothes and shoes and handbags!
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Don't forget your itch cream and douche.
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sniff sniff sniff....Does anyone else smell Troll?????
Submitted by Sweetas on July 1, 2008 - 5:43pm.
There ought to be a law against that, it's cruel and unjust punishment, moving you that way.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
oh fuck i was totally wrong.. Uvula, 10 wrapps to the knuckles for me!!
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Conjoined twins????
*shakes head*
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
a parasite is a single celled animal
like, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bottom of the food chain, like their namesake!
but its not fair to call Paris Parisite.. not fair to the parasites in the world!!!
badum-bum-ching!
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awwee whats wrong sweetas your too poor to afford a laptop at home! :""( im bursting in tears of sympathy for u!
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 5:41pm.
this is pathetic! i dont leave anything in my closet except my clothes and shoes and handbags!
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Well, there was that one dog, but since you forgot it was in the closet til it died, I guess it's no surprise you'd forget it again.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Sweetas on July 1, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Thanks Gonnaburn! Damn it feels good to be back in tha hood. Bradiful! *tearful embrace*
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Sweetas you do bring something special to the lovefest.