Tuesday, July 1st 2008
Pure Trash
Boy Benji needs to step away from Wonky's toxic chocha for a second, because its fumes are fucking with his one working brain cell. Wonky recently said that Benji refuses to let her get a tattoo and his reason is fucking ludicrous.
She said, "He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag. Wonky is as pure as Tommy Girl's boiling hot douche water.
Maybe Boy Benji was chomping on his 10th chalupa of the day when he mumbled, "You look like poo." I mean, anybody who says Wonky is pure needs to be locked up in a straitjacket for life.
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Wow. That's some mad cut-and-paste skillz right there.
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Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 2, 2008 - 2:45am.
HERE IM GOING TO PROVE I HAVE FANS!
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The men that pay you for sex donot count as FANS!! LMAO
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
SO YEA KITTY ISNT MY ONLY FAN
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 1, 2008 - 9:40pm.
islandgirl on July 1, 2008 - 9:36pm
And the damn High Holy Twins haven't even been born yet!
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You know how she loves to make a grand entrance, we have to have "waterbreak watch" to keep us all enthralled.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 2:42am.
Not sure, this was the first mention of Kenna I'm aware of. Whomever it was that scoped the myspace pages just said about James the cat and MelB. Perhaps another personality? I'm sorry I'm the only one having fun, here, but I can't wait to see who she's going to be next.
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Kizzy, I'm having SOO much fun on this thread. Looking forward to see who Kenna is. Maybe one of Paris' dogs has learned to use a PC.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
HERE IM GOING TO PROVE I HAVE FANS!
RE: * BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS PARIS *
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR NEW SHOW. YOU'RE SO TALENTED. THEY CAN MAKE A SHOW ABOUT ANYTHING AND THE SHOW WILL BE BETTER IF YOU'RE IN IT.
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From: Mrs.~Princess Hilton ♥ BM
Date: Jun 23, 2008 8:04 PM
no that picture was taken 2 weeks ago! i been mega busy with my new show. im soo tired! i have been all around new york basicially! lol im taking a break!
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From: * SAM *
Date: Jun 22, 2008 7:17 AM
MY SISTER IS IN LOVE WITH THE FUR COAT YOU'RE WEARING IN YOUR DEFAULT PIC. SHE WANTS TO STEAL IT RIGHT OFF OF YOU. he! he! he! YOU LOOK PRETTY IN IT. DID YOU BUY IT THE OTHER DAY WHEN YOU WERE SHOPPING AT THE PATRICIA STORE?
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From: Mrs.~Princess Hilton ♥ BM
Date: Jun 20, 2008 12:13 PM
well im in nyc! im working on my new bff show right now! im staying at Gansevoort Hotel. I went to Club One Oak Last night! and did shoping at the patricia store! it will be awhile before i go shopping for a dog im busy with my show right now!
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From: * SAM *
Date: Jun 20, 2008 8:02 AM
he! he! he! I TOOK ONE LOOK AT YOUR DEFAULT PIC AND DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU. YOU LOOK DIFFERENT WITH THE SHADES AND HAT ON. LOL!!!! WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THIS WEEKEND BEAUTIFUL.
Haha, Deb... it's Sybil with typos. And Bradiful, lord help us all when the anointed one spits out those crotch fruit.
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He had a douchey hat on; I remember that. Seriously though, my brain shut down and I was pretty fn impressed I came up with hey...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 1, 2008 - 9:40pm.
Kizzy, Sybill?
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Oh no, Sybill was small potatoes, this one's got more and more, I can't wait to see who's next!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Gonnaburn... on July 1, 2008 - 9:41pm
You lucky duck!
Did he smell bad?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 1, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 2:35am.
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 9:34pm.
ok kenna and kitty will be here in 15 mintutes! i canr=t wait to see kennas face when she reads this pathetic! kenna is kittys bff!
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Not sure, this was the first mention of Kenna I'm aware of. Whomever it was that scoped the myspace pages just said about James the cat and MelB. Perhaps another personality? I'm sorry I'm the only one having fun, here, but I can't wait to see who she's going to be next.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I saw Brad Pitt and Jenifer Aniston in an elevator in New York circa May 2001. Somehow I made friends with an insanely rich dude who had a penthouse on w.11th st. in NYC. I visited this guy and then went on the elevator. Brad and Jen stepped on. I was like- "hey." He said "hey."
Obviously that translates into THREESOME!!!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 2:38am.
DAE, i was just wondering the same thing. So tuff to keep up.
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I know, this whole Kitty + gang shit, is hard to keep up with.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Kizzy, Sybill?
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
islandgirl on July 1, 2008 - 9:36pm
And the damn High Holy Twins haven't even been born yet!
Skeletina's flat ass is just IN the hospital, she ain't pushing nothin' but Brad's last nerve and Jane Pitt's patience.
And a lot of hype at JJ.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by islandgirl on July 1, 2008 - 9:36pm
I'm having fun wondering who she's going to be next. Am I bad?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
DAE, i was just wondering the same thing. So tuff to keep up.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Holy shit! What the hell is going on today? What is all this fuckery? Is it a full moon, or something in the water in that States? Jeebus!
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Hey IG!
Shall we move to the Cralos Leon thread? or ANYWHERE away from this lunatic?
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 1, 2008 - 9:34pm.
Well, in all honesty, she was less fun before. Pretty annoying. Not anywhere near as much fun as she is now.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 2:35am.
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 9:34pm.
ok kenna and kitty will be here in 15 mintutes! i canr=t wait to see kennas face when she reads this pathetic! kenna is kittys bff!
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OK, so it'll be Paris, Kitty, Kenna and James talking to us?
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Slow down, who is Kenna? another cat??
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
pathetic!! i cant wait till kenna gets here!
~i do not like Mrs. Belly or Mr. Belly they gave birth to Little Belly!~ i had to make that my sig!
LMAO!
Jesus Christ... this is going to be one long summer. I'd rather read spam than this troll fuckery.
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Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 9:34pm.
ok kenna and kitty will be here in 15 mintutes! i canr=t wait to see kennas face when she reads this pathetic! kenna is kittys bff!
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OK, so it'll be Paris, Kitty, Kenna and James talking to us?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 1, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 1, 2008 - 9:27pm.
Oh yeah!! Fabulous, I'm so glad to hear that, now I know that little kitten someone brought Wino will be taken care of, and not fall into the clutches of Doperty.
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or even worse.......to Paris.
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
Sorry but i like kitty. Don't know linzee or why she kept reporting her. oh well.
Hello kitty/cassie/james/???
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Awww, honey, you're welcome to link your myspace page to whomever you are a fan of, like I said before, I'm sure they appreciate the adoration.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
"ok the spice reniuonon tour went fantstic! cruz did breakdancing! kitty is a friend on their site yes she has celebrities on her friend list is aother reason its private!!!!!!!"
-Cruz? Penelope Cruz break dances?
"reniuonon", ren-ee-uoh-non?
You over bought your vowels.
Kitty, your, er, I mean "her" page is private because she's a dippy little lie teller who believes celebs have MySpace pages.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 2, 2008 - 2:30am.
ok what do you care who kitty talks too? she lives in LA too! so yea she knows some of these people! duh! common sense! btw none of my dogs died!!! GOD!
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kitty knows celebs because she lives in LA? In that case, I live with Christina (I sleep at her feet) because i'm crazied fan who been to LA. I also am close personal friends with the members of an irish boyband, because one of them (my crush) smiled and winked at me during a concert.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
ok kenna and kitty will be here in 15 mintutes! i canr=t wait to see kennas face when she reads this pathetic! kenna is kittys bff!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 1, 2008 - 9:27pm.
Oh yeah!! Fabulous, I'm so glad to hear that, now I know that little kitten someone brought Wino will be taken care of, and not fall into the clutches of Doperty.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
whatever!!!
Deb-
I read that and I reported it then as well. Maybe tomorrow he'll be erased. There's a girlfriend beater for ya.
I guess our Kitty sorrow was for naught. yay.
ok what do you care who kitty talks too? she lives in LA too! so yea she knows some of these people! duh! common sense! btw none of my dogs died!!! GOD!
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 9:24pm.
ok this is paris. i did not fucking put ANY of my dogs in the closet when will you click?
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Hang on, nobody said Paris put the dog in the closet, the dog walked into the closet while Paris was in there, and she forgot the dog was in there when she shut the door.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 2, 2008 - 2:24am.
ok this is paris. i did not fucking put ANY of my dogs in the closet when will you click?
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OMG - are you STILL pretending to be Paris???
Oh & "Paris" - no one said DOG, we said PUPPY.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
so am i. i care for little creatures too! i love animals! i did not FUCKING put Any OF MY DOGS IN THE CLOSET! WHERE DO U HAVE PROOF?
ok the spice reniuonon tour went fantstic! cruz did breakdancing! kitty is a friend on their site yes she has celebrities on her friend list is aother reason its private!!!!!!!
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hahahhahahahhaa
Me too! I hang out with Wino, Fiona Apple and Chris Cornell all the time, so you'd better not look at my page!
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 2, 2008 - 2:22am.
no tinkerbell is doing well why do u ask that?
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Well, we know Paris' track record with "looking after pets". One died (that we know off) while in her "care".
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
why are you searching up kitty? ok shes friends with mel b so what? who cares!
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 9:22pm.
no tinkerbell is doing well why do u ask that?
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I was actually concerned for Tinkerbell, I have a soft spot for critters. I'm glad it wasn't her that was forgotten in the closet. Really relieved.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
i used the name tinkerbell not kitty!!
ok this is paris. i did not fucking put ANY of my dogs in the closet when will you click?
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 9:21pm.
ok the spice reniuonon tour went fantstic
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Yeah, it was great at first...guess they had to cancel the last half of the tour because the crowds were just too overwhelmed to buy tickets.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
no tinkerbell is doing well why do u ask that?
Submitted by gucci on July 1, 2008 - 9:18pm.
The sour mash that's the base for moonshine is more pure than Paris Herpes.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
ok the spice reniuonon tour went fantstic! cruz did breakdancing! kitty is a friend on their site yes she has celebrities on her friend list is aother reason its private!!!!!!!
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 9:15pm.
banned from where? she was never banned!
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Suuuuuure she wasn't. That's why you had to sign up with a new name. It wasn't Tinkerbell Paris forgot in that closet, was it? We haven't seen Paris with Tinkerbell for awhile...
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
hi whats going on? ok paris got off this is kitty's friend cassie!
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 2, 2008 - 2:15am.
banned from where? she was never banned!
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On HERE, this SITE. You have banned from Dlisted. kitty, I know you're dumb but this is taking the piss.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~