Tuesday, July 1st 2008

Pure Trash

Boy Benji needs to step away from Wonky's toxic chocha for a second, because its fumes are fucking with his one working brain cell. Wonky recently said that Benji refuses to let her get a tattoo and his reason is fucking ludicrous.

She said, "He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."

She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag. Wonky is as pure as Tommy Girl's boiling hot douche water.

Maybe Boy Benji was chomping on his 10th chalupa of the day when he mumbled, "You look like poo." I mean, anybody who says Wonky is pure needs to be locked up in a straitjacket for life.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 1, 2008 - 10:10pm.

James is not just the cat with his own myspace page, he's her husband.

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Kenna- You seem like the reasonable one. Here it goes: Hnmmmf...

I feel that the sex tapes, the "it's cool to act stupid routine", and the numerous poor choices Ms. Hilton made concerning driving under the influence, paired with the constant media attention paid to her has sent the message to young girls that their worth is defined by their body ONLY, and that they are entitled to do whatever they please without any care for consequense. Ms. Hilton embodies what is wrong with the youth of America.

She might be a lot of fun but is really just always a dumb bitch posing for a camera, with a Bible, in fuck-me heels.

* steps off soap box*

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ok people are weird. paris didnt do anything wrong she loves animals and not as accessories!

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Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 10:09pm.
ok now im really confused! who do u want? paris and kitty went into the game room. who do you want to talk to? james the cat.. ahhahahaha thats funny!! i got to tell him!!
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Well, darn! I thought I was talking to everybody!

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Kenna,
We just don't like her self-serving ways. makes her out to be kind of ***whispering*** a media whore. ssssssssh. secret.

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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

oh I got this one..

Well, Tink, we hate Paris for so many reasons and I don't want to waste your time so I will try to keep it short.

Paris Hilton is one of the most disgusting people on the planet. She's a hateful, vapid, self-entitled racist cunt who treats those around her and those less fortunate as if they were the grime beneath her abnormally large feet. She and her ilk represent all that is wrong with this beautiful country; overprivileged brats with no accountability, and she is rewarded for the behaviors that any other civilized society would look down upon. She has no sense of self worth and she has no sense of the worth of others. She cares only for herself and her popularity. She will say anything, she will do anything to keep her name on our tongues, even if she has to debase and degrade everything she holds dear. Oh man I could go on and on, but I won't. Needless to say, Paris is a big fucking waste of space.

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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale

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miso-horny on July 1, 2008 - 10:07pm.

Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 2, 2008 - 11:04am.

Where the hell do we begin? Anyone?

- Uhhh, she has friends that post on DL, get booted once today and come back for more?
She has friends named Kitty, Kenee and a cat named James that is somehow a real person to her?

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

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Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 10:07pm.
ok she has 17 pets so what! i have an aunt with 20 cats! that doesnt make them bad?
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Just make sure you have the maids go in your closet after you leave, to make sure you don't leave another puppy in there.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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ok now im really confused! who do u want? paris and kitty went into the game room. who do you want to talk to? james the cat.. ahhahahaha thats funny!! i got to tell him!!

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Submitted by islandgirl on July 2, 2008 - 3:06am.
DAE, your detective skills are a thing of beauty. :)

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:O) thanks ig!

~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

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DAE,
that is the beauty of the whole thing...hahahaha!

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Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 2, 2008 - 11:04am.

ok what did paris do that was soo bad? that made u hate her like this! somebody tell me? im lost!

Where the hell do we begin? Anyone?

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ok she has 17 pets so what! i have an aunt with 20 cats! that doesnt make them bad?

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Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 2, 2008 - 3:05am.
ok i sent kitty and paris in the other room we can have fun now! whats going on here?

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Oh for crying out loud. PICK a God damn personailty & STICK with it for longer than a second. OK?

~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

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DAE, your detective skills are a thing of beauty. :)

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Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 10:02pm.
hi its kenna..
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Where did Kitty go? And Paris? And James the cat? I was asking Paris about Tinkerbell and her kinkajou, she said she gave Baby Luv away, I'm sure that made her so sad.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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ok i sent kitty and paris in the other room we can have fun now! whats going on here?

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Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 2, 2008 - 2:50am.

Im still mad about saturday! I was going to a photoshoot! And i went to Melrose Pet Store! I needed to get a yorkie for my photoshoot... I love dogs right? i take good care of my dogs! Well you wont believe what happened... i went in to get a yorkie and the pet store clerk wouldnt let me buy the cute yorkie i wanted!! I said i wanted to buy their yorkie pup and they said no! i dont believe this! im soo mad!

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Pairs you LYING CUNT! You said that the above DIDN'T HAPPEN. You said you were with Benji & nowhere NEAR the pet shop. You DEINED wanting to buy a puppy for a photoshoot.

You have 17 dogs that you dont look after. You do not NEED ANOTHER puppy!!

I wasn't looking for a new pet, I wasn't even at a photo shoot that day, (I was down the street at Benji's DCMA clothing store) and I actually have a Yorkie puppy. I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly--I treat them as if they were my children. Of course I support pet adoption from shelters, and I made sure that my BFF show involved a local one to spread the word about how these animals need loving owners. So it is sad that someone felt the need to invent a story about me throwing a fit for a dog that would "go with my outfit."

I have no idea where people come up with these stories and they are spreading to so many news outlets that I just have to speak my mind and clear things up, especially with my fans. I love you all and appreciate your messages, as always.

YOU ARE A LYING WHORE PARIS, WILL YOU PLEASE OD??

~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

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My bff must have more open tabs than a CocaCola factory...

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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

tinkerbell-hilton's picture

ok what did paris do that was soo bad? that made u hate her like this! somebody tell me? im lost!

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Submitted by islandgirl on July 1, 2008 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 1, 2008 - 9:56pm.
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Wait'll she gets on how she doesn't believe in "cyper crap".

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

FUCK BEANS are you kids still at it?

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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale

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hi its kenna.. im just asking? how long has everybody been on here?? you can talk to me paris went in the other room. why do you all hate her? i mean seriously! what is the deal here?

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Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 9:00pm.
hi this is kitty! yea pigs are equal to you cause u are a fat pig!!!

aaah, kitty don't bite the hand that defends you.

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Kitties and Kennas and pigs. Oh my!

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 1, 2008 - 9:53pm.

Oh she's good, you missed it when she told us all she had an IQ of 117. And Paris' IQ is 123.
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Is that 117 out of a possible score of 1000?

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Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 9:55pm.
didnt you read what pam wrote? she knows i love my pets!
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We all know how much Paris love to accessorize, and it was 'just' the one puppy she forgot in the closet. I'm sure Paris was heartbroken when she opened the door, and discovered her closet was no longer smelling like CanCan Perfume.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 9:59pm.

hi everybody!!! whats up????

-OMG ROFLMMFAO!
I can't stop laughing....

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

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hi this is kitty! yea pigs are equal to you cause u are a fat pig!!!

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my name is Kenna!

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...and the cow jumped over the moon...

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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

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hi everybody!!! whats up????

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no i dont have baby luv i gave her away she was too mean she bite all the time! but i have my other babies! ok there here! im putting kenna on!

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 1, 2008 - 9:56pm.
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Hahaha, I prefer Almond Joy myself. But that's just me.

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DebFrmHell on July 1, 2008 - 9:53pm

I am laughing at MYSELF now...
I couldn't help it.
Kenee Kenzee, who the fuck cares....

Kitty is there with doggy and hamster moved in with guinea pig, they're wheelin' over soon too....

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

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I would like to quote Stewie Griffin for a sec-What the Deuce?

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Submitted by islandgirl on July 1, 2008 - 9:54pm

Hang on, this girl's got "beeter joy"

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 2:50am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 1, 2008 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 2:42am
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Could the kinkajou be making a comeback????? Make my millenium!!

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well, hopefully.

~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

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didnt you read what pam wrote? she knows i love my pets! anyways kenna is here with kitty.. i think someone just came in! hold on!

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PSL... sorry, I missed your post! How's it going? This is beyond ridiculous, isn't it? At least comingback was entertaining. ASS TAX!!

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Bradiful, you and your lenny. i swear i am taking you out for pancakes...

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its kenna!! not kenzee whatever you typed! lenny? i dont know no lenny?

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Submitted by islandgirl on July 1, 2008 - 9:48pm.
Wow. That's some mad cut-and-paste skillz right there.
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Oh she's good, you missed it when she told us all she had an IQ of 117. And Paris' IQ is 123.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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sorry about the caps! there i prove that kitty isnt my only female fan! i have personnal friends and alot of fans on my account!

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kitty, you're giving me vertigo.

So, we have Kitty Paris James and Kenzee?
Where's Lenny?

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

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OK HERES MY FEMALE FAN THEN!

From: Pamela [R. I. P Anna. I love you sis.]]
Date: Jun 19, 2008 11:18 AM

That makes me so mad! I wish I lived close to that pet store, I'm a little crazy, I would walk right in and demand to see the person that took care of you, and tell them not to judge, cuz really they don't know you, Then i would turn around like I was leaving, and blast that person with everything I had. Believe a little jail time don't scare me, Been threi done that, When it comes to my friend's or my family, I loose my mind, and all I can see is red, I don't know maybe cuz I'm an aries...<3 LoL, Luv ya...<3

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From: Mrs.~Princess Hilton ♥ BM
Date: Jun 19, 2008 12:53 AM

i know! im so upset! they wouldnt let me have the dog cause they thought it was a impulse buy! they even put it on the news to make me look bad! saying i only wanted the dog for the photoshoot then i was going to put it in my closet and forget about it! uurrggh! i love dogs! this hurts soo much! everyone is cheering on that pet store thinking they did the right thing! its soo not fair! im just glad you believe in me though! i may have alot of dogs but i take care of them all! i take turns bringing them out! when i walk into a pet store all the puppies are trapped in cages barking and crying and wanting out... it makes me so sad! at my house they all sleep on my bed or on a pillow or a bed i buy them! not on a hard cage floor! dogs dont like being in cages! expecailly puppies! my sister said people where writing lots of nasty stuff about me on that topic on imnotobsessed. com! but i know i take good care of my dogs! and im trying to make up for it this weekend! im going to try to buy what i want from a diferent pet store! i hope they all arent like that now! everyone is talking about it!

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From: Pamela [R. I. P Anna. I love you sis.]]
Date: Jun 18, 2008 11:47 AM

You mean to tell me, they think you, of all people don't take care of your dog's,Isn't that defination of carecter,or something like that, You may have a law suit, They have to prove things like that, Well that pisses me off too , Everyone knows how much you love your dog's, Their like your children...<3

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From: Mrs.~Princess Hilton ♥ BM
Date: Jun 17, 2008 10:48 PM

Im still mad about saturday! I was going to a photoshoot! And i went to Melrose Pet Store! I needed to get a yorkie for my photoshoot... I love dogs right? i take good care of my dogs! Well you wont believe what happened... i went in to get a yorkie and the pet store clerk wouldnt let me buy the cute yorkie i wanted!! I said i wanted to buy their yorkie pup and they said no! i dont believe this! im soo mad! i love puupies! it hurt so bad! i was so angry! Now they arent going to let me buy dogs cause of what everybody says! i take care of all my pets they are all feed and i give them each attention! :( this makes me sad! im going to a different pet store next weekend and hopefully i can get a yorkie! thanks alot to the bitch! how was your day?? ♥
PARIS.

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Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 2, 2008 - 2:46am.
SO YEA KITTY ISNT MY ONLY FAN

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She is. You know it. I know it. EVERYBODY knows it. Come ON Paris. You had to to a RS JUST to a FRIEND! It must SUCK when even Nicole doesn't want to be your friend anymore!!

~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~

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Tinkie, use your indoor voice...no need for CAPs

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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 1, 2008 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 2:42am
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Could the kinkajou be making a comeback????? Make my millenium!!

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 9:45pm

You're gaining quite a fan following on here, as well, sweetheart, I'm loving every minute!

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥