Tuesday, July 1st 2008
Pure Trash
Boy Benji needs to step away from Wonky's toxic chocha for a second, because its fumes are fucking with his one working brain cell. Wonky recently said that Benji refuses to let her get a tattoo and his reason is fucking ludicrous.
She said, "He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag. Wonky is as pure as Tommy Girl's boiling hot douche water.
Maybe Boy Benji was chomping on his 10th chalupa of the day when he mumbled, "You look like poo." I mean, anybody who says Wonky is pure needs to be locked up in a straitjacket for life.
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Bwwwaaaaa ha ha haaaaaa!!!!
Parisite is as pure as the La Brea tar pits.
Now, if she could "accidentally" fall into them...
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Yes, pure, if pure means the entire world has seen your naked ass blowing a guy and close up shots of your disgusting crotch being pounded and if it also means that you are well into your 20s but purposely flaunt your vag while getting out of cars several times a year, then yes, Parisite is the purest of the pure!
She's pure as poop. That's what she is. Nasty
She's pure as the driven snow. After it's been plowed, a whore pissed on it, a drunken bum threw up on it, and a rabid mutt shit on it.
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This reminds me of: "Based on a true story, the made-for-TV 'Like Normal People' IS the story of a romance between two mentally challenged adults... Despite the fierce opposition of their parents--not to mention one of the administrators, who regards such a union as "a social obscenity"--Roger and Virginia are determined not only to marry, but to raise a family."
i just thought of something. if she is pure then what am i? i am soooooo confused. maybe one of you hot sluts will make me not so pure?????
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
I don't have enough oxygen in my lungs to shout WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE loud enough
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
i think pure is the name of the club where he ran the train on her with his brother. stupid. just fucking stupid.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
puuuureeeee?
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pu....bbawahhhawwaahhhhawawahhhaaa...re?
*i can't breath from laughing so hard*
Now,now, people, we don't know his definition of "pure" do we?
Finally, proof that one does not have to be 'poor' to be 'white trash'.
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And in the end the love you take
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"UVS: Ultra-violet Skank protection."
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This douche is this decade's version of Fred Durst. Short, bald, delusional about their "talent" (and I do use that word loosely), and just plain nasty.
She's about as pure as the seeping genital wart on the underside of Joe Francis's nutsack.
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She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. It is said
she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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Submitted by Pernicious on July 1, 2008 - 10:15am.
Maybe he just needs to take off them sunglasses that he's always wearing. You know, maybe he can't see skank through them
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Totally!!....i think they have UVA, UVB and UVS: Ultra-violet Skank protection.
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skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag-
the above is awesome and should thus verily be applied to the following as well:
Sienna
Shitney
Twit and Twat
any other skank not listed
He thinks she looks pure? Oh please.
OK, so what is with the men of the world? Why do they date, have sex with this woman? Bragging rights? Or what?
if having no tattoos makes you pure...then i am screwed. lol.
The maddens have NO taste...period.
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Pure? hehehehe
Maybe he just needs to take off them sunglasses that he's always wearing. You know, maybe he can't see skank through them
IF PARIS IS PURE THEM I FER SURE HAVE REGAINED MY VIRGINITY AND WILL SELL IT TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER.
OK, I don't know what I was thinking earlier, I changed my mind and that dress is fug as hell.
well he did say the one thing that will guarantee she won't get a(nother?) tattoo.
They both should be wearing T-shirts that say, "I'm With Stupid."
Hahahahahahaha Pure? Benji, you're such a ham.
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Does Paris hear herself when she talks? I mean just about everyone has seen or heard about her sex tape, so most of the world knows this used up cumrag is anything but pure. I guess Benji is a bigger idiot than Paris is if he thinks she pure. I'm having heard time typing pure and Paris those 2 words don't belong anywhere near each other.
I knew I wasn't pure, damn it.
Ok, ok, shoot me now, but...that dress she is wearing is very cute, summery, and sweet...everything she is not.
Those Madden boys have extremely questionable taste in women. Being a former heroin addict or having herpes would instantly disqualify you from going for the gold in my personal love Olympics.
No offense to all the former heroin addicts and herpes sufferers out there. I just can't go there...
PURE?!? Bitch, please...
Parasite has more virii than a Haitian health clinic.
Pure my ass.
He shirt tells the absolute truth! WASTED SPACE!!
Paris needs a matching one...lmfao
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Please. Not even her asshole is "pure."
Ooooh, I just saw the episode of MTV Cribs with his house on it.
Did you know that he keeps a pet tiger? Yes, Benji Madden has the same "love" of animals that Paris does.
He also has the same good taste that Paris does.
Honestly, he didn't seem like that much of a jerk. Just really immature.
She's pure alright....PURE SKANK!!
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Its TOTALLY obvious now that Benji is blind as a BAT!!!!!
Oh i bet skangbagwhoreasoreass LOVED hearing that...it took her back to when she was 9.
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She said, "He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
Umm, okay then..
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Gag me. Pure my ass... Her dress looks like one of those fucking "60's girl" Halloween costumes that comes stuffed in a bag.
He thinks I look pure.
Oh lawdy, that's a good one!
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Paris, pure????? ROFLMFAO!!!!
There are a lot of words that describe Paris. "pure" isn't one of them!!!
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Wasn't this guy bald like the other day?
He's so short and ugly, lol
They make a horrible couple.
And thats one UGLY dress that I'm sure costs more than my salary.
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Doesn't this chick have "Nick" as in Nick Carter tattooed on her butt? Or did her pruity just make it disappear?