Tuesday, July 1st 2008
Pure Trash
Boy Benji needs to step away from Wonky's toxic chocha for a second, because its fumes are fucking with his one working brain cell. Wonky recently said that Benji refuses to let her get a tattoo and his reason is fucking ludicrous.
She said, "He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag. Wonky is as pure as Tommy Girl's boiling hot douche water.
Maybe Boy Benji was chomping on his 10th chalupa of the day when he mumbled, "You look like poo." I mean, anybody who says Wonky is pure needs to be locked up in a straitjacket for life.
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Wow miso, I had no idea.
I'm in the forum under BRADIFUL, you know if you ever feel like popping a note or something.
I know I contribute to some of haterade drinkin', but it's usually only one particular poster, EVERYONE knows who they are.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by miso-horny on July 1, 2008 - 10:28pm.
Miso, I am sincerely sorry if I ever ignored you, and if my playing around here tonight has offended you, I apologize. Yeah, today when MissyPissyPants said what she said about Mel-Tang, that got me riled, and I was most definitely upset about it. Which makes me all the more sorry if I've upset YOU.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Fuck off...It's not Paris. I can wish all I want but that's never gonna make it happen.
PS. I burnt my thumb, bitchez! Pray for me!
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
hi its paris. im thirsty i going to get some red bull brb! keep going! i loved my cookie though!!
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 9:28pm.
i HAVE talent!! i can sing.
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♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
what are you talking about my myspace? u havent seen my myspace?
DeeDee
***spitting Diet Coke all over keyboard, grabbing Bounties***
hahahaha
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
I feel ya Miso, you do what you gotta do. I did the same thing and then came back after a while and it was better. Hugs and email me anytime missy!
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 2, 2008 - 11:18am.
I meant I live in Japan, well actually I am coming home on July 9th after being gone for 3 years. I discovered Dlisted a year ago,since I lived here, and it's made me laugh and cheered me up, and kept me updated on celebs back home. But after seeing all the fuckery of trolls and idiots like the tinker shithead and that other idiot who started shit with Mel, I don't think I want to be here.
It has turned into a place where people turn on each other, hating on each other, form groups to attack people. And in my case, maybe because I am friends with someone the clique doesn't like I get ignored.You know who you are. I thought we were all adults here. Honest to God, it makes me almost want to cry.
The few of you who know me personally, know that I am a peaceful person, I like to joke around have fun, and I will come out swinging if a troll does get stupid when it's unjust and unfair.
But I can't hang with the hate.
Sorry for telling you guys my feelings but I think I had enough. Bye ...
Love ya
XOXOXO
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 1, 2008 - 10:25pm
Goodnight, doll, thanks for the laughs, as always ♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
i HAVE talent!! i can sing.
~some girls are born with glitter in their veins~
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 7:25pm.
i know cause imma blast EVERY BODY LOVES PARIS EVERYBODY LOVES PARIS! u gotta make that a sig!
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somebody help... all I can see is "barf, gag, barf." Why would anybody make that a sig?
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale
@ Viva
The troll is Paris herself? I see. *whispering to Viva* I think someone broke into the computer room of the group home.
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Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 10:23pm.
hi this is james do you like britney? who do you people like? if you dont like paris?
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Wow, hi James! Did you do your own myspace page, or did Kitty do it for you? Where did Paris go, I wanted to hear more about BabyLuv, the kinkajou.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 1, 2008 - 10:23pm.
Hi Dee Dee. Paris is here. Fun times!
i know im fun everybody loves me RIGHT? am i right?
Well hi James! Or should I Post Mr.Kitty...
Um, we like folks with real talents.
Walking upright and posing are not talents.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
i know cause imma blast EVERY BODY LOVES PARIS EVERYBODY LOVES PARIS! u gotta make that a sig!
Damn you Dlisters! lmao! you peeps are soo cool, you keep me up past my bedtime!!
It's 3:40 am here, so i'm gonna hit the sack. Have fun playing with the troll!!
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 1, 2008 - 10:22pm.
Take care, Viva ♥♥♥♥
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
His band sucks and so does he
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 1, 2008 - 10:20pm.
Nighty night, you just gotta giggle at the merry-go-round
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hi Dee Dee. Paris is here. Fun times!
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale
hi this is james do you like britney? who do you people like? if you dont like paris?
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 2, 2008 - 3:22am.
ok the only other person here is benji but hes downstairs he doesnt want to come on here! no one else is here except the pets but they cant type!
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Well, so seem to be typing well so why can't the other dogs??
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Good night Gonnaburn!
On T: Wait, the topic is posting with us...
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 10:17pm.
The other 17 needed someone new to play with? Do they not get along? Have they formed cliques, and shun some, like the pet store pups don't like the shelter puppies?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 2, 2008 - 3:19am.
thanks DAE! I usually am relatively quiet on Paris threads because I just don't care, but she asked!
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You're welcome!! :0) the Paris threads aren't normally this fun. And yeah, she soooo had that comin'!!
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
lol gonna burn! Nite
I think I am off too, gotta get outta here
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale
ok the only other person here is benji but hes downstairs he doesnt want to come on here! no one else is here except the pets but they cant type!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 1, 2008 - 9:10pm.
oh I got this one..
Paris Hilton is one of the most disgusting people on the planet. She's a hateful, vapid, self-entitled racist cunt who treats those around her and those less fortunate as if they were the grime beneath her abnormally large feet. She and her ilk represent all that is wrong with this beautiful country; overprivileged brats with no accountability, and she is rewarded for the behaviors that any other civilized society would look down upon. She has no sense of self worth and she has no sense of the worth of others. She cares only for herself and her popularity. She will say anything, she will do anything to keep her name on our tongues, even if she has to debase and degrade everything she holds dear. Oh man I could go on and on, but I won't. Needless to say, Paris is a big fucking waste of space.
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Word to your mother Viva!
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Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
Well bitches, take care. My non-cat husband may not be meowing, I mean talking to me soon if I don't close up shop.
Paris/Kitty/Kenna/Lenny/James/Jem/Kimber/Asia/the partridge in the fucking pear tree,
good night.
and
thank you.
well kitty is kind of young to get married so yea she did just blurt a secret. so yes james is her husband. he loves ipods he has all my songs on it including britney's
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 1, 2008 - 10:16pm.
Kizzy on July 1, 2008 - 10:13pm
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OH fuck me, I'm so jelly I missed her last week...
This is a blast, I am havin' a ball! I can't wait to see who's up next.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 2, 2008 - 3:09am.
ok now im really confused! who do u want? paris and kitty went into the game room. who do you want to talk to?
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How about the REAL person. WE ALL KNOW that Kitty, Paris, James, whoever you are now are temp personalities.
Oh bugger it, get the main loon, kitty back.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
thanks DAE! I usually am relatively quiet on Paris threads because I just don't care, but she asked!
HAI MISO! How the hell are ya? Did you get everything straightened out? NM, I'll msg you on MYSPACE
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale
MISO don't leave!!!
She is a crazy ho but at least you'll never know who your posting too!
Miss u around here slut!
smooch and ♥ attack!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Viva, hahaha, I'm free on Monday. Meet me at the corner of Troll Lane and Arsehole Avenue. I'll be wearing a tinfoil hat.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 1, 2008 - 10:10pm.
oh I got this one..
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WORD--ITA. Shame there's not a rational cell in there to grasp any of what you said, but maybe one of the other personnas can cobble it together.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
So Kenna, I have to ask. How did you meet up with Kitty/James/Cassie/Paris.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
no because it wasnt only for the phootshoot i wanted one to take care of and love and for my other dogs to play with. i was going to bring it to the photoshoot shoot and then play and love it! lots of animals need homes it isnt fun being in those cages all the time!
Tink I used deductive reasoning to figure out Paris was a cunt. And my eyeballs. If you saw a pile of shit on the floor and a bitch standing next to it with boo boo on her hands you would assume she was responsible, right?
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 2, 2008 - 11:11am.
Ok reason 8,000,152,344 why I hate Paris:
Because I moved to Japan ,7000 fucking miles away and I still have to see her wonky-eyed, cunt face when I fucking go to work every morning on the train.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 2, 2008 - 3:10am.
That was BRILLIANT Viva! Well written, well said. Just perfect!
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Kizzy on July 1, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 1, 2008 - 10:10pm.
James is not just the cat with his own myspace page, he's her husband.
- Fuck, I need a note pad to keep this shit straight.
well last week James was just a bf, who had an iPod.
This is very amusing, multiple personalities playing out the fantasy of being someone famous and the FRIENDS of said famous person.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
ok how do you know if shes vapid and selfish and rude to others? have you met her? cause paris never met any of you! she is nice and sweet and loyal to her friends! you dont know one thing about her! cause you never met her you only read about her half of the stuff isnt true!
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 10:11pm.
ok people are weird. paris didnt do anything wrong she loves animals and not as accessories!
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And needing a Yorkie for a photo shoot qualifies as a prop, rather than an accessory, right? See, I get it!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
IG - you name the time and the place! word is you are stateside now, so I'm all yours.
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 2, 2008 - 11:10am.
- Uhhh, she has friends that post on DL, get booted once today and come back for more?
She has friends named Kitty, Kenee and a cat named James that is somehow a real person to her?
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Ah , she's a crazy ho, I get, okaay thanx, I think you guys can take it from here lol.
Carry on.
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Viva, will you marry me?? ♥♥
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 2, 2008 - 3:07am.
ok she has 17 pets so what! i have an aunt with 20 cats! that doesnt make them bad?
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Paris DOES NOT LOOK AFTER THEM. Paris is rarely seen WALKING them & even then she's only seen walking two OR three.
Paris should be BANNED from looking after animals FOR LIFE.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 3:08am.
DAE,
that is the beauty of the whole thing...hahahaha!
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It beggers belief. *shakes head* if you are going to lie,lie well & doent get found out. Simple.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~