Tuesday, July 1st 2008
Pure Trash
Boy Benji needs to step away from Wonky's toxic chocha for a second, because its fumes are fucking with his one working brain cell. Wonky recently said that Benji refuses to let her get a tattoo and his reason is fucking ludicrous.
She said, "He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag. Wonky is as pure as Tommy Girl's boiling hot douche water.
Maybe Boy Benji was chomping on his 10th chalupa of the day when he mumbled, "You look like poo." I mean, anybody who says Wonky is pure needs to be locked up in a straitjacket for life.
submitted by tinkerbell hilton:
"sopicated"
shit and i thought i was a bad speller...
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
i ♥ paris dress and shades! i also like benji's style he has it pretty good too! i love good charolette!!
PS. That trash truck needs to sneak up on the pair of 'em and take 'em on a one way ride to the city dump.
Looks like Hiltonslutbag put pasty Pillsbury Doughdouche on a diet. He's missing some of his white flab. The Hilton whore looks totally out of place with this down home cuntry bumpkin. This is the picture equivalent of the words "slummin it". The Hilton whore looks like the neighborhood spinster desperately seeking a hookup with the local skeezer drunk. I wonder what his dick looks like after being up the Hilton whore's twat? ewwwwww
ok i read everything. look you go ahead and have your nasty opionions on paris while i speak my thoughts on her. you speak yours i speak mine. paris i think you are sopicated and classy. im not afriad to speak my thoughts on people regardless on what others will say! i truly to like you and care. i think you are pretty talented and a sweet person. its sad and breaks my heart on what others say of you. you been through so much and you are staying strong. there need to be more people like you! im sorry for everything you been through the jail the sex tapes. and what people say isnt right. its sick to wish death on somebody they haven't met. and what people said when you went to jail made me sad. you are only a person you are a human like everyone else, you have a heart and feelings. people need to realize just because you are a celeb doesnt mean you dont have feelings. it would hurt them too if this was said about them. maybe someday it will all fire back on them.
~treat people how you want to be treated~ if you do something to someone it all comes back 2 u~
<3 kitty!
cause we have 3 bedrooms ones my room ones his and ones our room! i like to have a pink room with my stuff in it thats why!
I think she is beautiful,agree with me?To tell the truth,i found she posted a profile on a famous dating site,called RICHLOVING.COM to seek hot guys, of course there are many celebrities,millionaires,beauties on that site.I joined too,it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 9:35pm.
my husband James (one of the most common male names around) is on my bed laughing at you too!
If he's your husband, why don't you share a bed? Why is it YOUR bed?
Submitted by TT99 on July 2, 2008 - 1:22am
He for sure looks heavily sedated, I think that's a given. The band is pretty much defunct, he needs to keep his name in the papers. I hope he's using triple-layer condoms.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by kenna bitch on July 2, 2008 - 1:00am
To say that Kitty made a bad impression is putting it mildly. Yes, she made a very very bad impression. I don't know how old you and Kitty are, you both sound very young, but you have to have a bit thicker skin when it comes to celebs & gossip sites. If you want to talk about how much you love and adore your celeb, go to a fan site, where that is welcomed. Here, it's not. Kitty can defend Paris to a certain point, but there are things that Paris has done that Kitty has to admit to. And it goes beyond just being wild. And saying anyone who doesn't like her is jealous of her is incredibly foolish. The snark doesn't come from jealousy, it comes from the actions of the celeb. When you put yourself out there to the public, the public will judge you. Not all of the judgements will be kind. Public mistakes are going to be talked about and joked about. Recognize Paris is far from perfect, that there is a lot about her that people despise, and will rag on her for. By becoming a reality tv "star" doesn't make her queen, or give her special privileges. Nor should it. Acting as though she were Paris, and denying things about Paris that the entire planet knows are true, is not going to earn Kitty any favor here. That's the love'em, but accept their faults thing.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
He looks like he's been severely sedated. Can someone help him? Oh, crap, if his very own twin won't help then what can we do? I'm sorry but Paris is gross.
A fool and his sperm are soon parted. She will be Preggers by '09.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
ok kitty is my friend i understand what you mean. but she really does love paris i mean alot! so please be nice to her. she is my best friend i known her for 5 years now. she gets angry when people make fun of the ones she cares about. kitty is really a nice caring person once you get to know her but i know she proably made a bad impression.
Submitted by kenna bitch on July 2, 2008 - 12:49am
Unfortunately, Kitty has to learn to take her lumps as a fan. Like me, for example, I lurrrve me some Brad Pitt, but Angelina's got his balls in her purse. I have to admit that, like it or not, it's true. I have a huge crush on Orlando Bloom, and some people think he's gay, and girly, and I have to accept that, too. Love them, but recognize their faults, and laugh at them. Kitty's defense of Paris went overboard, and that was an invitation to flambe' her. There are some things Paris has done that are indefensible. Trying to pretend otherwise made Kitty the butt of jokes.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
i know paris is kinda crazy and wild but i dont absoultly hate her i mean she never hurt me in any way. she never did anything to me in person that was bad. im a christian so i dont hate on people. sorry!
no i dont im just friends with kitty. im more of a nicole richie fan. but i dont hate paris.. i just really dont mind her thats all.
Submitted by kenna bitch on July 2, 2008 - 12:43am.
Well, the thing is, we totally snark on celebs here, ALL celebs. And honestly, Paris' antics have earned her a pretty high ranking on the heavily bashed list. Most of the time it's done in good fun, and joking manner, but there is no use trying to defend some of the things she's done.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
It's a joke, hunny.
So do you hang out with Paris too?
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why do i need to read the rest of the blog its kinda long all i know is my friend kitty and u were going on about paris. what do u mean standard?
Submitted by kenna bitch on July 1, 2008 - 11:30pm.
yeah i guess shes precious.
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kenna, I really do hope you're reading the rest of this blog becuz this thread is ...well...well, I guess it's kinda standard. Nevermind. Carry on:)
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Submitted by angel_i on July 2, 2008 - 12:21am.
Submitted by kenna bitch on July 1, 2008 - 11:14pm.
angeli is that a alien pic? im just wondering?
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It's Tranny Gollum! Isn't she precious?
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It's the presssshuuus, we wants it, we needs the pressssshusssss, LOL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
yeah i guess shes precious.
Submitted by kenna bitch on July 2, 2008 - 12:17am.
kizzy
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Thanks for that, hun, truly. I wish there was something else they could do, but there isn't. Unfortunately for cats, kidney failure is their old person's disease, like we get heart failure or cancer. Footz is 12, he's had a good life, and he knows he's loved. That's the best we can ever do.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by miso-horny on July 2, 2008 - 12:16am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 12:35pm
Whew, thank you, sweetie, honestly, I never meant to hurt you, and surely didn't want to. I'm glad it wasn't me. I'm sorry for whomever it was that treated you that way, but you can believe I will make a special point of giving you a shout-out every time I see you. You've made me laugh a lot on here, and I have enjoyed your posts. I try not to ignore anyone but trolls, and only get nasty to someone who's being nasty. I'm sorry there are some people on here that have done you wrong. I don't want to know, it's not my business, but I am sorry someone feels the need to be an asshole to you.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Hey Kizzy
I felt like I needed to clear things up with ya.
Kiddo, I wasn't talking about you, although yes, I do have issue with one particular poster I cant stand. I will not name names to protect the stupid and vapid.
The reason for my rant or what have you, is how peeps go out of there way to exclude others, and I don't mean the trolls. They need a good kick in the ass when they start shit.
This broad just grinds my gears because at one point, when I had a myspace page, she was on my friends list and her bulletins were all about how she thought this person was ugly and they were basically the ramblings of a high school mean girls type teenager, trapped in a 30 something body. She may be pretty on the outside, but nasty and ugly on the inside (think of shallow hal) So I took her off my list.
And of course after that I think she goes out of her way to make me feel like I don't exist on the threads. And got her cronies to do the same. I also took issue with the amount of hate directed at each other instead of hating on the celebs that this website was created for.
I am sorry if you thought it was about you, not a t all. But i did see some shit today that does convince me that Dlisted has become a skeery place to be.
Wishing we can go back to the ways things were, a simpler time if you will, when it was fun and we only had WIG TAX and ASS TAX to deal with LOL Miss U comingback wherever the fuck u are!
Anyhoo, I will pop in now and again, since I will be busy packing for my journey back to The States, so catch ya'll on the flip side.
Peace !
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Submitted by kenna bitch on July 1, 2008 - 11:14pm.
angeli is that a alien pic? im just wondering?
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It's Tranny Gollum! Isn't she precious?
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Submitted by kenna bitch on July 2, 2008 - 1:18pm
Like I said, not naming names , only to protect the stupid and vapid. And those who know me know that I rarely say anything.
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miso then who where you mad at?
kizzy im very sorry about your cat i pray that theres something else they can do. that is sad!
Submitted by angel_i on July 2, 2008 - 12:13am.
Hugs and kisses right back to you, doll. That Rainbow Bridge is pretty much all that is holding me together, honestly. Knowing Footz is going to see Yoda helps. It may be foolish, or crazy, I don't care. Thinking of it that way is the only way I can do it.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
angeli is that a alien pic? im just wondering?
And to you Kizzy - kisses and hugs ...I'm sorry for your struggles. I keep forgetting to say that but I keep thinking it.
They really are our angels and they're always in our hearts. I still feel my doggy (i had from 8 weeks to 13 years)brushing past me in the kitchen or settling into the couch behind me...like that lost limb syndrome or whatever...but like I said: we'll meet up with them at the Rainbow Bridge:)
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with my pets its all good i cant think of a bad time with my chuihuas! sorry about the spelling!
im so sorry for mel-tang! that is a hard thing to go through! i have 2 chuihuas and i dont know what id do without them. mel-tang.. god bless you and now you did the hard thing but the right thing your dog is no longer in pain he is happy in heaven and hes watching over you! im sorry whatever that heartless piissyy missy said or whatever her name was?
Submitted by angel_i on July 2, 2008 - 12:02am.
Wow, I am blown away by that. Was he yours? I am so so sorry. Clarisse said it best, she said "That's the price we pay for unconditional love" and it's so true. It hurts so much to lose your pet. They love you through thick and thin, good times and bad, and outlast boyfriends/girlfriends. They are angels in fur coats.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
For Mel-Tang
(and she better fucking appreciate it becuz it took me FOREVER to find. Lordie, I'm long-winded!)
edited to edit and say SO much editing. Sorry.
Anyhow:
Posted: 2005-06-10 06:34
i'm leaving in an hour to put my dog to sleep.
i've mentioned him a couple of times on the boards now - long ago and recently cuz he's always here, highlighting everything in my life with his exquisite monstrosity.
he's an 85 pound pitbull who thinks he's a wheaton terrier, but hard. he thinks he a hard wheaton terrier. maybe he thinks he's a jack russel...that would make sense. and he's a diehard romantic. i've always called him princess.
he was named for an "american gladiator" who was named after music.
does anybody remember "american gladiators"? i used to love that show.
but i din't name him - that's the name he had - i could have changed it - he was only 8 weeks old - but it suited him.
he made me get up everyday and take a walk even when it was the last thing i wanted to do.
he made me play every day - if i was particularly belligerent about it, he'd whip a bone at my head to get my attention (we tried soft toys but he kept eating them and pooping out plastic or plush for a week), and in the process of wrestling him to the floor to "establish Dominance" he'd lick my face cuz wrestling is fun.
he peed on every piece of furniture i own. as he got older he learned to become discrete about it - leaving only the tiniest few drops when (he thought) no one was looking.
he snatched food from strangers' hands. and he's so big and scary looking that people would often make excuses for him...while giggling nervously and backing away. he never bit anyone ever. he was big but he was stealthy too (in an "omg! its coming after me!" kinda way).
i couldn't give him everything, sometimes i could barely give him anything and he loved me the best anyway.
he did get a chance to run wild in the forest tho. (that was an accident but a happy one, ultimately). and he got a chance to live in a pack of dogs. he got to sleep in my bed his whole life (like i had a choice) and he even got to eat chocolate (he's scored it off wrappers before but yesterday we made it official). i took him all the way across canada and back. every time i moved he would climb into one of the boxes i was tryna pack so i wouldn't forget him.
and now i guess he gets to die in my arms.
it will be soothing for him cuz he's in pain. and he's been waiting on me to fix it. and he'll just think that's what were doing.
i wanted to throw him a party or something, - he has lots of friends...but i couldn't stop crying everytime i thought about it. i made a book with his pictures and anecdotes all through it. i've been just sitting with him, in the grass outside. and fed him burgers and fries for the last 3 days. and gave him my last bite of everything. and tonite i guess i'll light a candle and say a prayer.
i guess its becuz he's so great he should be honoured.
i guess i just need to be honouring him.
(And that was years ago. So there.)
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oh im sorry to hear that. i havent heard from them or this site its my first time doing a celeb site and i never intended it to be a paris thread. and island girl why are you being mean to me? what did i do 2 u?
Submitted by angel_i on July 1, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 1, 2008 - 10:22pm
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Yeah, MissyPrissyPants got banned, but I'm sure they'll be back. It's an old troll, just not sure which old one it was. That tore me up, I ain't gonna front, I was bawling my eyes out, in my office, prairie dogs poppin' up lookin' at me and all. That was heartless. I'm going to have to do the same thing to my cat Footz in a matter of weeks, the vet said 2 months max, his kidneys are failing. So my heart really went out to Mel-Tang. And for that asshat to say she shouldn't have said that here, and that she was sad and pathetic to tell it to strangers rather than family set me right the fuck off.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 1, 2008 - 10:22pm.
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Well, I hope they got bounced: MissyPissy. Yeesh.
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Kenna, nobody gives a fuck.
Thanks.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
yes im kitty's friend thats my pic i took 3 days ago! how is everybody?
who is mel-tang??
hi its kenna im here!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 1, 2008 - 10:52pm.
Kizzy on July 1, 2008 - 10:44pm
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Yeah, I don't want to go poking around either, but I don't want to step on anybody's toes inadvertently. I was ROFL at this chick, though, she was hilarious with that rotation of personnas. I didn't mean to set anyone off, and I don't want to set anyone off. I don't know what miso was talking about, but if I pissed her off or hurt her, I most definitely did not mean to or want to. Yeah, I had a big go at MissyPissy because she had no business saying Mel-Tang shouldn't tell us she was upset and ask if we've been through putting a pet down. Having done it, and knowing I'm going to have to do it again soon, I wanted to help Mel-Tang, by letting her know it's not bad for the animal, it's hard as hell on the human, but it's not bad for the animal. If I'm ever out of line, or in the wrong, please feel free to tell me.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
thank you for the laugh
Kizzy on July 1, 2008 - 10:44pm
The gist of what miso posted, i got she has an issue with some poster here, who exactly, I don't know and perhaps the change around here in tone and execution of certain posters behaviors which has been noticed by myself and I'm sure others. I have been here for almost a year, not quite there yet, and it's has cycles around here for sure.
It's the first I've read of any of it concerning miso. I am not about to go poking around to find out what and why and how and who.
I have been highly entertained this evening though by the multiple personality poster aka kitty aka tinkerbell.
I was on the damn floor.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 1, 2008 - 10:33pm.
If I've been out of line, I'm sorry for that, I was just playing along, and thought it was all in fun. On this thread. I'm not sure what/who tinker is, or if miso was referring to MissyPissy about Mel, or what, but while I can manage rotating personalities in one body, I'm confused as hell when it comes to different people and different situations. If you could perhaps give me a clue, I would be very grateful.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 1, 2008 - 10:35pm.
bye i gotta go later beytches
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Awww, give Tinkerbell my love, and don't forget to have someone check your closets after you leave!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
bye i gotta go later beytches
Submitted by miso-horny
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Aw...bye miso! You're so fun...I'm sorry you're feeling like that.
I hope you check in now and then and see if things are changing.
kisses,
angel;)
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ok everybody im back i got my red bull and another cookie.. i love james cookies yumm