Tuesday, July 1st 2008

Save This Pussy!

Amy Wino was released from The Clinic yesterday after staying only 10 days. Her spokesbitch claims she will continue treatment as an outpatient. What her spokesbitch meant to say what, "Like that crackhead is ever going back to that joint?! Please!"

The Crackie of Camden returned to her crack den late last night. Shortly after her return, a friend dropped off a scared pussy. That pussy already looks like it's been hitting the bad stuff. Poor pussy. I have a feeling that the next time we see this kitty, it will be shooting up heroin in a video leaked to the tabloids. The cycle repeats itself.

Wino celebrated her release by "partying" until 4:30am with friends. I doubt there was much "partying" going on. Have you ever been around a group of junkies? They sit around, pass the pipe, snort lines, lay there, mutter some garbage and talk to imaginary creatures sitting on their shoulders. Most crackheads are lazy bores with breath from hell!

Below are more pics of Wino and her hair-twin. It looks like Wino got new shoes! You know she totally beat one of the nurses with an IV bag and stole her shoes.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


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Clarisse's picture

Oh Nova, Nova, Nova...
The copycat lady is wearing the same shoes as Wino...

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missy's picture

aw, I LOVE the photo of wino holding up that deck of cards.

♥♥WINO!!♥♥

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NovaNightly's picture

Heyyyy....She's wearing the same kind of shoes as that copycat lady!!

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NovaNightly's picture

Why do drug addicts always collect pets anyway?? Especially cats!! Hmmm....

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I feel for Mrs. K. She had such hopes.

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Deputy Trudy Wiegel on July 1, 2008 - 11:51am

EXACTLY!
I thought the UK was super hard core about animal welfare. They know what she's like...
UGH her and Doherty, fucking fucks!!!

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Wiegel! Quit sexxxing me up!

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OD already you worthless, ungrateful turd.

Sick of her drama.

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moriah's picture

Crackheads get such a bad rap! I used to be one and we were def lazy and bad with our animals. I feel guilty now, thanks.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel's picture

Why the fuck are these people allowed to have animals? God fucking damnit that infuriates me! Someone save that poor baby. PLEASE!
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Wino celebrated her release by "partying" until 4:30am with friends. I doubt there was much "partying" going on. Have you ever been around a group of junkies? They sit around, pass the pipe, snort lines, lay there, mutter some garbage and talk to imaginary creatures sitting on their shoulders. Most crackheads are lazy bores with breath from hell!

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Crackheads and animals do not go together.

I'm thinking of that video of her with Crackhead Pete and the rats and it's giving me the heebie jeebies.

It IS a cycle. The Wino's handlers get her cleaned up and buffed up in the hospital for a high profile gig and once that's over she's back on the pipe. I don't think she'll ever manage to put out another CD. Hope she remembers to feed and water that poor cat.

christine the hoff's picture

yeah, what's up with the cracky limey kitties?
I can say limey, btw, my mom's off the boat from england.
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What is it with crack-heads and cats? Are cats the British methadone?

Leave the pussies alone!!!

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 1, 2008 - 4:34pm.
UGH! That poor kitty....
Save the kitty someone, PLEASE!

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The poor thing looks soo scared :o(

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UGH! That poor kitty....
Save the kitty someone, PLEASE!

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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"