Save This Pussy!

Amy Wino was released from The Clinic yesterday after staying only 10 days. Her spokesbitch claims she will continue treatment as an outpatient. What her spokesbitch meant to say what, "Like that crackhead is ever going back to that joint?! Please!"

The Crackie of Camden returned to her crack den late last night. Shortly after her return, a friend dropped off a scared pussy. That pussy already looks like it's been hitting the bad stuff. Poor pussy. I have a feeling that the next time we see this kitty, it will be shooting up heroin in a video leaked to the tabloids. The cycle repeats itself.

Wino celebrated her release by "partying" until 4:30am with friends. I doubt there was much "partying" going on. Have you ever been around a group of junkies? They sit around, pass the pipe, snort lines, lay there, mutter some garbage and talk to imaginary creatures sitting on their shoulders. Most crackheads are lazy bores with breath from hell!

Below are more pics of Wino and her hair-twin. It looks like Wino got new shoes! You know she totally beat one of the nurses with an IV bag and stole her shoes.

Wenn

Submitted by Abraham on Sun, 07/27/2008 - 10:14am.

He is a great player. His blog and photos were found at wealthy men for beautiful women personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. Is he single now? Just curious.

Submitted by peachy8 on Wed, 07/02/2008 - 12:47pm.

She looks like a crack version of Rizzo in GREASE from HELL.

Submitted by Michaela on Wed, 07/02/2008 - 7:29am.

I have four cats, two which are kittens, that I love to no end. What is it with crackulas and kittens? Jeez!!! They are too fucking out of it to be taking care of pets. Pete Doherty is another example of someone who should NO pets or be allowed to procreate for that matter. And these two assholes are wearing the same white mocassins from Payless.

Submitted by Sunday on Wed, 07/02/2008 - 6:44am.

Seems he is a hooker. I've seen his profile on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. He seems to be hooking up with nice girls there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 10:27pm.

Richard Strangdog on July 1, 2008 - 8:14pm

Thanks Richard.
♥

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Submitted by parkrangerpete on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 10:26pm.

Horray for saving kitty kats!

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

Submitted by Richard Strangdog on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 8:14pm.

Bradiful is my hero, that is all.

OT: Pet care should be the last thing for Wino, she needs to take care of herself, gosh darnit.

~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 8:03pm.

Personally, I do not care what Whiney and Dopey do to themselves. But to harm small animals who seek protection from them is simply too much. If the police can keep them locked up then the RSPCA needs to step in. IMMEDIATELY!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by mommy2kai on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 7:30pm.

More and more, Wino is looking like garbage wrapped in skin. And for God's sake, keep the helpless kittens away from her!

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Fuck soccer moms. ~ George Carlin

Submitted by kbug on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 7:20pm.

i had shoes like those.....back in 1988.

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 5:12pm.

El B.,
My happy ass was CLEARLY not where it needed to be. Bollocks!!

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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 5:06pm.

Submitted by Clarisse on July 1, 2008 - 8:43pm.

Mrs K.,
Argh! You're suppose to come get me in the event:

A) Anyone harrasses Kizzy.
B) El Bastardo puts the words neekid and cock in a post.

What the fuckidy fuck happened here???

Where were you? I waited and waited, then i wilted ..NOTHING!! :o)

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Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 4:43pm.

Mrs K.,
Argh! You're suppose to come get me in the event:

A) Anyone harrasses Kizzy.
B) El Bastardo puts the words neekid and cock in a post.

What the fuckidy fuck happened here???

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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.

Submitted by jbean on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 4:02pm.

you know what i think is worst about her? you can tell she thinks she's so cute-SCARY! just another example of the fucked-up logic of fuck-ups

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 3:17pm.

Submitted by missy on July 1, 2008 - 2:58pm.
ahh, peace has returned to the valley :)
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Yeah, now we can get back to discussing how someone needs to launch a rescue mission for that little kitty, and Pete's cats, too!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 3:05pm.

She does look a tiny itsy bitsy bit better. I guess.

♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola

Submitted by missy on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:58pm.

ahh, peace has returned to the valley :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:54pm.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 1, 2008 - 2:48pm.
Kizzy
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As long as I was getting my fix from FX, I was alright, now I think I'm going to have to break down and get the set. I have noticed I have a lot of Buffy-isms in my speech, like "the wiggins", LMAO

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:51pm.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 1, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Where is that cat??????
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For reals. I just hope and pray she keeps it away from Pete. Or keeps Pete away from it. I think Amy does have a good heart, she wasn't as freaksome on those vids w/Pete as Pete was. I hope she retains enough presence of mind to care for it properly, or gives it to someone who can. And I pray she does not follow Pete's example of getting the animals high. It's ok for people to do it, that's their choice. Forcing it on an animal is not cool at all.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:50pm.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 1, 2008 - 11:48am.

Yes, those people are what we in the business call "jellus haters."

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If a person has no love for himself, no respect for himself, no love of his friends, family, work, something - how can he ask for love in return? I mean, why should he ask for it?

Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:50pm.

LoLo.. Check your PM now..

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So that's what your after... A Farter?

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:48pm.

Kizzy - I practically play that shit on a loop at my house, then get in the car and play the soundtrack, it's that serious!

Mrs. K - I am always weary of people who do shit just for attention, negative or positive. It's like they are seeking some sick validation and using us to get it.

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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:47pm.

Submitted by LoLo on July 1, 2008 - 2:39pm

Once again, you leave me astounded by your sublime lyrical abilities. You should be in charge of every remake of old songs.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:44pm.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 1, 2008 - 2:34pm.

Totally forgot to give you props yesterday on the Buffy cheerleader avie. I miss that show...sometimes I'm up early enough on Saturday. (damn FX for dropping it weekdays!)

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:43pm.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 1, 2008 -

I thought it once before and I will say it now... I hope to NEVER get on your badside. I do not want to ever be the recipient of your wit and scorn.
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That is absolutely correct, my little dove. However, once you are a fake friend I am very forgiving and always give a wide berth. Cuz I'm a giver.♥

However, I have no patience for people who come in here under false pretenses just to fuck with my girls. T'aint right.

Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:43pm.

smooching viva!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:41pm.

BOD - you betchya. And I love that your name is now BOD. I just said so, which makes it true.

LoLo - make kissy times with me you hor, the music you sing brings tears to my eyes.

Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:39pm.

why do you build it up
build it up
Honey cup tardie then you let it go
let it go
to crazy levels and worst of all
worst of all
you never stay gone whore when you say you will
say you will

SACK OF DUMB SHIT TIMESSSS!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!

Submitted by Better Off Dead on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:39pm.

viva la lohan is that buffy the vampire slayer on your pic?

Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:38pm.

i right a thesis on how i touch mah pecker win icee boobies on teh internets!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:38pm.

Where is that cat??????
I will pay for it to be shipped to me in San Francisco!!!
I mean it!
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Submitted by missy on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:37pm.

LOON OF DOOM!!!

BWAAHAHAHHAAA! love it Bradi!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by missy on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:35pm.

Submitted by El Bastardo on July 1, 2008 - 2:27pm.
If you girls are gonna fight, do it naked, otherwise whats the point?

ElB you kick ass

fucking thesis my ass!! BWWAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!! transparent fuckwad.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:35pm.

MissyPissyPants on July 1, 2008 - 2:25pm.

Well this has been a very interesting experiment in human behavior.

- BWAHAHAHAHA......
So, you get called, only use that oh so infamous selective reading and this is the best you can come up with?
No, you were testing the waters, no one can stop you from coming back, but please just be what you are, a LOON OF DOOM.
You have a few fans, not today but still.
And no, I would prefer you just stay away but you can't, you're the addict HONEY CUP!

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:34pm.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 1, 2008 - 11:31am.
I look forward to reading about your little experiment in The Journal of Irreproducible Results.
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I thought it once before and I will say it now... I hope to NEVER get on your badside. I do not want to ever be the recipient of your wit and scorn.

Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:33pm.

i wish tools were more useful sometimes times!

ALSO i cant log onto my yahoo, hotmail, or outlook express from this location but i CAN get on D-listed and check my PM.

ODD TIMES IN THE COUNTRY AREA!

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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:32pm.

So a man living in a really nice neighborhood in San Antonio is driving down the street when he accidently runs over a neighbors cat.

He goes up to the house in question, raps tentatively on the door and when the lady of the house comes to answer he sheepishly says "ma'am I think I have run over your cat."

She says "oh my god, what does he look like?"
Man says "about two inches high and about eight inches wide"
She says "that is NOT funny, what did he look like before you hit him?"

Man takes an eerie stance, rears up, bares his teeth, makes a hissing noise and hooks his hands into claws...

****Yes, I am a cat lover****

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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:31pm.

Submitted by El Bastardo on July 1, 2008 - 2:27pm.
If you girls are gonna fight, do it naked, otherwise whats the point?
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You're not here to watch it live, and I need somebody to help me make all the pudding in the baby pool we'll be wrestling in...

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:31pm.

Submitted by MissyPissyPants on July 1, 2008 - 11:25am.

I look forward to reading about your little experiment in The Journal of Irreproducible Results.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:30pm.

Bradi - can I get a big fat DUUUUUHHHHHH! I was lurking, just reading and wondering when that was going to be mentioned. Nobody who has been here for MINUTES with no prior knowledge of anybody here would be such a tool...

Submitted by Jadedkitten on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:30pm.

i take it back new ppl not welcome if your going to start stupid shit that no one cares about get the fuck off d-listed and over to perez or tmz

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money first orgasms second
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:29pm.

What MissyPissyPants is trying to say is:

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:27pm.

If you girls are gonna fight, do it naked, otherwise whats the point?

email pics to www.ishutthedooronmycock@spermbubble.com

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Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:26pm.

ha ha a uvula said poo babies!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:24pm.

islandgirl:
OLE!

Missy: oh please, have at her/him/it, I don't care, i enjoy watching the dipshit pretend no ones knows and the Brangie thread is surviving nicely and in tact, deliberately avoided by the dipshit.
What better thread to have this happen than on a Wino/Kitty thread?

I guess their HEART can't go on without the LOVE of attention just like their leader....

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:23pm.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 1, 2008 - 2:16pm

Yes, the sulfur smell is much stronger now, I suppose it's frustrated it can't channel it's attention-whoredom where it truly longs to be. I'm done.

OnT: That is an adorable little kitten, and I do hope Amy takes good care of it, and doesn't let Pete get ahold of it.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:23pm.

Bradi, you're right on the money, honey.

Mrs. K, you silver-tongued devil -- this totally cracked me up: "Furthermore, if you want to show us the rule book where it says that participants of a blog comment board are not allowed to talk about certain things, please email to me at BUNNYKRAVITZ@suckmyenormouscock.com

When we want to know what you think is sad we will beat it out of you.

Good day."

Kizzy: Mel is lucky to have a friend like you.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:23pm.

Dead bodies dead bodies all over the streets, fifty five sixty five bodies atleast..
I hang w/ the stiffs til the break of dawn, always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn..
Drag em in the house, throw em in the oven
Wicked clown lovin that dead body gloven
Tastes like chicken finger lickin deep fried
I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied
I just ate my first dead body last week
Still gots the finger nail caught in my teeth
Before you start yelling and cursing my name
Remember something's wrong with my brain, insane
Second I was born, doctor threw me 'gainst the wall
Kicked open the door and he whipped me down the hall
I'm sliding and I'm bouncing off shit like a hockey puck
And my mother's like "What the fuck?!"
He said I was born of an alien race
Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face
But I'm not a martian, you wouldn't understand
I'm just the dead body man

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So that's what your after... A Farter?

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:22pm.

POO BABIES!!!!

That's all I've got.

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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!

Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:20pm.

Mrs. K

Ive got a first class ticket to the under world baby! Hop on!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!