Did You Feel The Earth Shaking This Morning?
No, it's wasn't Greasy Bear farting. It was Saint Angelina's precious angels entering the mortal world out of her holy vagina. Well, maybe. Yes, we're doing this shit again. Closer Magazine in France reports that St. Angie went into labor Tuesday Monday night and popped out the twin chosen ones this morning. This has not been confirmed and I called Maddox for the juice, but the line was busy. He's on the other line with Jenny Aniston and singing to her, "My mommy has 6 babies and you have 0. Mommy - 6. You - 0. Mommy wins! Ehehehehehe!" That's how Maddox laughs. Ehehehehehehe!
Figures that Angie would pop out the chosen ones on July 1st. Way to take the shine away from Canada.
Happy 141st Canada Day!
UPDATE: The Associated Press reports Angie is sitting her ass in a French hospital right now waiting to pop out her two golden money makers. A spokeswhore for the hospital said she's fine and everything is going well. She was admitted so the hospital could watch her ass and she's not expected to give birth anytime soon. BLAH!
VIA Huffington Post
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Dear Angie:
You could make it a divine 7 by adopting me!
I'm pre-potty trained, more or less!
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Submitted by dustbunny on July 1, 2008 - 10:27am.
Submitted by libby on July 1, 2008 - 10:24am.
i also sent MK the link:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/01/angelina-jolie-has-twins_n_1101...
According to the translation, she went into labor "Tuesday night" and had them this (Wednesday) morning.
Isn't it still Tuesday afternoon/evening there?
I'm confused...
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France is 6 hours ahead of US Eastern Standard time, so yes, it is still Tuesday evening.
I take this with a grain of salt. Maybe Mr. & Ms. Famewhore were worried they won't be in the headlines this week so they decided to leak this info. Lordy, these two truly make me ill. . .
Clarisse- The amount of snail trail is unimaginable.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
france is 6 hours ahead of EST
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 1, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 1, 2008 - 9:24am.
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That first post made my jaw drop. I share a birthday with Rudy Huxtable but it's nothing to congratulate myself over!
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I know, I can't believe what I was reading. the people at JJ are crazy.
another JJ comment
becca @ 07/01/2008 at 9:31 am Is this true? Oh well I will wait for official confirmation from a CNN or a rep from Brad. No sense in pestering people for confirmation when you can just wait .
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
i only speak German (and some English), but unless the translation's wrong, this story is bullshit. It's still late Tuesday afternoon there....
Unless unless that Jamaican late-night lady psychic is writing for French newspapers now.
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
So it's wednesday wherever she had them? wow i need some coffee to get this figured out.
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I don't drink as much as I use to could.
~~Anna Nicole Smith
Lordy, can you imagine the wet seats over at Just Jolie? *shudders*
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
HAPPY CANADA DAY EVERYONE!!!
whos that preggo bitch in the green dress?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Damn, I was outside letting Frances (our dog) piss last night, I heard a huge BOOM, thought it was a fantastic firework..Then the electricity went out in our house, and all down the road.. It must have been her ass going into labor..I bet it was her water breaking that flooded the power plant or some shit..
Clarisse.. Bwahahahah..Mommy 6..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
IG! Get outa' my head, Dammit! hahahaha
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by libby on July 1, 2008 - 10:24am.
i also sent MK the link:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/01/angelina-jolie-has-twins_n_1101...
According to the translation, she went into labor "Tuesday night" and had them this (Wednesday) morning.
Isn't it still Tuesday afternoon/evening there?
I'm confused...
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Must be in alternate universe again. Damn them for being a day ahead of us. lol.
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 1, 2008 - 9:24am.
Stocky- I wonder how many B'Loonies can spell "tsunami".
S-O-O-N-O-M-M-Y?
S-U-N-O-M-I-E?
Fuck it, I'll be a stripper.
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LOL Fuck that. I'll be a sniper!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Nit, no... tomorrow. REALLY!! :) I will try and run down as many of the loons as I can.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Twin aliens, yay.
NEXT!
The dog next door just gave birth. In other words, big fucking deal as far as Angie is concerned. At least my neighbor's pups are cute.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 1, 2008 - 9:24am.
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That first post made my jaw drop. I share a birthday with Rudy Huxtable but it's nothing to congratulate myself over!
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Submitted by libby on July 1, 2008 - 3:24pm.
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Think France is an hour ahead of the UK, so yeah it's still Tuesday afternoon.
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Seriously, Canada is an awesome country and I wish them the best on their nation's birthday.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
Stocky- I wonder how many B'Loonies can spell "tsunami".
S-O-O-N-O-M-M-Y?
S-U-N-O-M-I-E?
Fuck it, I'll be a stripper.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
I wanted to see what the Angieloons had to say about this so I went to JJ *shudders*
from JJ
SASHA @ 07/01/2008 at 8:30 am I HOPE THIS IS TRUE. MY DAUGHTER ANDREA TURNS 5 YEARS OLD TODAY.
I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE’LL BE SHARING THE SAME BIRTH DATE WITH THE JOLIE PITT TWINS.
AM SO SO HAPPY FOR THIS FAMILY.
rootinforjolie-pitt @ 07/01/2008 at 8:56 am If it is true this time. I can not wait to see them! I believe that the Jolie-Pitt family sets an example to the rest of the world. It isn’t about them. They are focused on what else the world has and needs, and in return they are blessed with two wonderful careers, and many more children to come.
Congrats Jolie-Pitt family!
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
i also sent MK the link:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/01/angelina-jolie-has-twins_n_1101...
According to the translation, she went into labor "Tuesday night" and had them this (Wednesday) morning.
Isn't it still Tuesday afternoon/evening there?
I'm confused...
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
IG!! You got the keys today? It could be skeery out there with all the other drivers being distracted by the birth of the Chosen Ones!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Aw, happy birthday, Canada. You rule.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
"My mommy has 6 babies and you have 0. Mommy - 6. You - 0. Mommy wins! Ehehehehehe!"
Bwhaahahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
I was wondering why Satan was all P.O. this morning when I drove into work.
....and here comes the Tsunami of Brangeloonies!
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
NIT!! ♥
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Not this shit again. *groans*
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
I can't get over those skeletal talons. Yuck.
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Ah..I can already smell the shit-fest in the air.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Are the twins girls??
*twirls my propeller hat*
Whoopie...
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!