Blaaake Writes Like A Crackhead
All together now! That's because HE IS a crackhead! The Sun reports that Amy Wino's Blaaaake has been writing sex letters with some chick who's also in the chokey.WriteAPrisoner.com really brings lovers together.
It all started when Melissa Goldstone wrote Blaaaake to wish him luck in beating heroin. Melissa's currently in jail for supplying class A drugs. Blaaake wrote Melissa back and soon the two were doing sexy times through letters. Pen sex!
In one letter, Blaaake writes, “I squeeze your throat whilst your sucking me and I ask you if your a dirty bitch. At most we’ve got to wait ten weeks for the best snog of our lives!! Miss you Lissy, love and rockets, your Blakey x x x.” Blaaakey is sooo charming. He tells the girl he's going to choke her ass and then finishes with "love and rockets." Awwww....who ever said romance is dead?
Blaaake also told Lissy that Wino knows about their "friendship" and it turns her on. He hinted at a possible threesome with Wino. Actually, it's more like a foursome - Blaaake, Lissy, Wino and her crackhive. Wino's crack totally gives amazing head.
In other letters, he promised to set Lissy up with a house. He told her they would go to Thailand together on a fuck and drug trip. Blaaake talked about Wino a little bit, "Everyone blames the drugs for her being a fucking mess (or they blame me), but to be honest I’ve done drugs all my fucking life and it didn’t turn me into a complete fuck . . . well a little bit I guess.”
He ended the letter with, “love love love and long leather gloves. Your Blakey x x x.”
I'm more shocked to find out that Blaaake knows how to write. I mean, this is what people in prison do! They fuck each other with broomsticks, make best friends with mice, write sexy letters to strangers and make grilled cheese on the radiators.
His exclamation points are crack pipes
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
This just in, Blake makes a sucker out of Wino, Part XXI. And to think, she made a special tribute to him during Mandela's tribute. The bastard!
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
that just made my stomach turn, the idea of him and some big bertha diddling themselves to cracky erotic letters
Missy, I've watched the clip a few times (!) and the guy would have to have long arms if he went for the grope - she takes a run up before she hits him. Plus, have you seen the state of Wino's tits? Who in their right mind would want to touch them?
hahahahaha I wrote sexy letters to my boyfriend once (I spelled a lot better than the crackhead featured here) and his mom found them. I was pretty embarrassed.
Has he even seen this "lissy"??? She could be a total hag....although he IS married to Amy and she isnt a total supermodel either. lol.
Love and Rockets!! mwahahahaaha...I loved that band!
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Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
BLAKE AND AMY NEED TO BE EUTHINISED.
Blake's pimpin' big time, init?
Amy needs desperately to be on her knees in her personal relationship, and more power to her - she's just a sub looking for her Dom. but Blake is a shit.
get clean, Amy, get thee to the S/M community and find someone worthy of your devotion!
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when a girl's an empty kettle
she should be on her mettle
and yet i'm torn apart
hust becasue i'm presumin' that i could be
kinda human
if i only had a heart
moriah - I like your style bitch!! ♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 1, 2008 - 9:01am.
He's really pushing his dumb-arse luck. If it wasn't for Wino, no one would even know he was in the slammer.
I feel sorry for the poor dude Wino elbowed in the face at Glastonbury..LOL - she really got behind it, twice even!! Arrest the bitch I say. Confiscate the beehive. Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone snatched the hive and ran up the street with it...
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someone who witnessed the scuffle said the guy grabbed her breast which is why she threw a punch. Id punch the fucker too.
WHY THE HATE JUST BECAUSE SHES ON DRUGS????
ugh. The tabloids are a huge industry today. No one was following Jerry Garcia around when he was hittin the crack pipe for ten years, no one was shoving a camera in Miles Davis' face when he was hooked on freebase for ten years...
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I don't drink as much as I use to could.
~~Anna Nicole Smith
I'm thrilled about the throat part.. I had no idea British kooks were seriously naughty. Me likey! I mean he's gross and she's nasty, but you know, it's nice to know that those dudes can get rough.
Wino, carry a tune???
hot lunch hot lunch. please let there be a letter about a hot lunch
yuck he has disgusting teeth too! all cracked and broken .. wine's is mighty far gone too I'd be running to the seven depths of hell too, even there's not far enough away .. wait she is the seven depths of hell.. no escaping the winocunt.
Submitted by Mix Well on July 1, 2008 - 10:13am.
Wino's trouble is rooted solely on her crackie shoulders. stop making excuses for this bitch just because she can carry a tune.
Word!!
you people blaming Blake are smoking the same crack as Wino. she's a nut job who should be run down in the street for flaunting her drug use and getting away with it scot-free. she's a cutter, an ice head, a cheater and an idiot. she was doing all this before she met that husband. sure, he may enable it, like her father, but he's not the cause of Wino's trouble. Wino's trouble is rooted solely on her crackie shoulders. stop making excuses for this bitch just because she can carry a tune.
MK needs to do stand up. He says the funniest shit.
HURL!
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
He's really pushing his dumb-arse luck. If it wasn't for Wino, no one would even know he was in the slammer.
I feel sorry for the poor dude Wino elbowed in the face at Glastonbury..LOL - she really got behind it, twice even!! Arrest the bitch I say. Confiscate the beehive. Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone snatched the hive and ran up the street with it...
LOL!
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Clarisse.. *drinks 3 cups* mmmmm *goes back to humping**
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
oklahoma,
I'll bring the Gatorade Freeze! Gotta stay hydrated!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Pigs. All of them. Amy has an amazing voice but shes done.
■"I want to fall in love like Amy," says Nicole. "I think I've been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head: "No, no, if you had, you'd be dead because you weren't together."
-Rolling Stone, June 2008
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 1, 2008 - 8:19am.
I still love Wino and hope for her recovery. I know that's the minority opinion here.
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Im with ya. Love the girl. I wish she'd be done with Blake.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
*humps CthHoffs leg*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Blaaaake needs to OD, for ALL of our sakes..
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“Some young people are told they’re actors and they’re not. It’s unfair to exploit a young person who may look good on a magazine cover and tell them they can be in movies."
- Ben Kingsley
Is this an open relationship or what? They need to drop each other STAT!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
we're all going to fuck til we look like glazed doughnuts.
mmm doughnuts.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
LMAO Clarisse.. Swingin Tuesday.. I'll meet at your house at 3, then you come to my house at 5. We'll go to the neighbors house at 7 and so on and so on.. Until out lil pie holes are crusty and can't bake no more..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
"Melissa's currently in jail for supplying class A drugs."
Let's crack the crackhead code, Blaaaakey wants her supplier's name and number.
Meanwhile back at the crackhive ranch, Wino is languishing in an ice pop puddle and blaming Nelson Mandela for this.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by Clarisse on July 1, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Amy has serious psychological issues and possibly a history of sexual abuse. That doesn't make cheating OK. But she does have some kind of mental problem.
Maybe Blake does too, but I don't give a fuck about him.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
======================She looks so pretty and sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’l a w y e r m i l l I o n a i r e . c o m’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
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Am! ~ nice to you see you again around the DListed neighborhood.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
to be honest I’ve done drugs all my fucking life and it didn’t turn me into a complete fuck . . . well a little bit I guess.”
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Uh huh. Yes, Blake, do go on....
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
What a complete waste of skin. All three of them.
Migraineuse,
Amy has cheated too, yeah? I thought i read that in the Rolling Stones interview?
MK...Is it Swingin Tuesday here at D-Listed. Cheaters all day long...
OT...Crack-head love...Ahhhh....
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Oh wait, I thought he was writing to Amy.. Pfft.. Well that just makes me mad then.. What a jerk.. LOL..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 1, 2008 - 8:18am.
Maybe we'll get real lucky & "Lissy" will die too. One less drug dealer = a better world.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Another one I hope is true. Well, the part about going to Thailand on a sex and drug binge. You get life in prison w/out parole for using drugs in Thailand. *dreamy sigh*
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
AHAHAHAHA.. he says.. "I'm desperate to be your first after a year" uhm, Sure, You've both not slept w/ anyone after a year.. *cough cough* If that's so, then he'll only last 2 minutes, and well, you know the rest..
*runs away laughing*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
I don't get what she see's in him.
Hopefully, seeing this will make her change her mind about him.
Not holding my breath though.
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
gee MK, you make jail sound kinda fun.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
"I are stoopid."
He needs some remedial reading. Shoved firmly up his ass.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
"I'm more shocked to find out that Blaaake knows how to write."
ha
Writing chokey, crackead love poems is such a unique gift.
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
I still love Wino and hope for her recovery. I know that's the minority opinion here.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
The lyrics to the next Wino CD.
Sick of her and Blaaaake crap.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
Eff that, suicide pact for both. Zero love for either one of them, sorry.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Wino needs to drop Blaaaaake's skanky, cheating ass.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08