Monday, June 30th 2008
Wanker!
Becks is seriously too hot to have a voice that sounds like Gay Al screeching while getting his mini-donut tickled. You know the joke that if you kick a dude in his nuts, his voice gets like Minnie Mouse on helium? Do you think the opposite will happen to Becks? If we keep kicking his nuts, will he sound like Bea Arthur with a chest cold? Sexy.
Above is Becks grabbing his wang bone during some sort of sports event yesterday. He plays soccer or something, right? It doesn't matter. Bitch is always grabbing at that shit. You know Tommy Girl puts on a black leather catsuit, breaks into the locker room and puts itching powder in Becks shorts just so he can sit back and watch him scratch it.
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Beck is so handsome. I like him so much. He is the sexiest middlefielder of the world. He was said to appeared on the luxury club of Tom's friend M E E T R I C H. C O M, just for the wealthy singles and hot girls and models to hook up. Though he is not a playboy, but i think the hot girls on that site should want to date this cute guy so much.
i love posh n becks! becks hott posh a true fashion icon! i love vb!! she is tiny and perfect!! ok they really need to stop taking embarssing pics of celebs like that give them a break. they are humans too. how would u feel if pictures of you scratching your private parts were all over the internet. im sorry becks! u need your privacy!! go beckhAms!!
Plannn a wank?
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
vamos united
Y'all know he's just checking to see if Posh let him leave the house with it still attached, right?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
i wouldn't mind riding that honestly.
tracey ullman does a great impression of beckham - http://youtube.com/watch?v=U1GT62-Ckbw
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when a girl's an empty kettle, she should be on her mettle
and yet i'm torn apart
just because i'm presumin' that i could be *kinda* human
if i only had a heart
I'd scratch his nuts with my nose!
DY NO MITE Bitches!
Divid,what are you doing?
he is so great,and many people like him,someone said he appeared at a dating site--"SingleParentKiss.com" ,where many single ,pretty,sexy and beautiful women can want to find a good guy....it is a good chatting site.
Beck is my favorite player.He is so handsome.Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site
****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"**** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for
on that site.
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He has enough energy to run pitch and play game? I thought he was playing triple "one on one on one" "sword fighting" with Big Willy and Tommy Girl all night yesterday? Eat that Willy's cock Tom! Take it while Dave bends it like Beckham, Tom! Oh no! What is this? A truck load of hot ass asian boys? What? So hot on delivery! Who ordered?
Just everyday fun times at the Celebrity Cult Center! And all recorded by the valet.
i cant take his voice, but the sight of him aint bad!
"You know Tommy Girl puts on a black leather catsuit, breaks into the locker room and puts itching powder in Becks shorts just so he can sit back and watch him scratch it."
LOL!! man, you are the man! luv yah!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Submitted by ilovemichael_k on July 1, 2008 - 1:41am.
i would enjoy grabbing those balls
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then you better enjoy snatching Posh's purse
i would enjoy grabbing those balls
I thought it was just me!!! When I first heard him speak I said out loud, THAT'S WHAT HE SOUNDS LIKE!?!?! I was so shocked that that was his voice, soft and high, I thought for sure he was going to have this deep english rotter voice, like the sexy dudes on those typical english gangster films.
ubmitted by Karen Flatts on June 30, 2008 - 8:50pm.
This guy is CONSTANTLY playing with his package. It's really kind of juvenile. And please don't tell me it's because he's got a big one.
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exactly, looks like he's choking a pencil.
Herbalife...goes so well with wanker Scieno buddies and his pussy voice.
It's something, and that something isn't the least bit flattering
Submitted by devilgirl on July 1, 2008 - 12:04am.
Thank you! I was hopin' it wasn't just me being picky, but I was like, dayum, her nose grew! I thought nose jobs took away extra, not added it. Then I realized it must be the hair.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I just tuned in and she is looking very witch like. Her nose looks really pointy.
Y'all know he's just checkin' to see if Posh let him leave the house with it still attached, right?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
OK, totally off topic, so sorry to bust in, but holy mother of fug, somebody needs to get to Julia Roberts, STAT, and tell that bitch that hairstyle makes her fucking nose look a mile long. When did the pretty woman turn into the witchy woman? (Yes, dammit, I'm the only one who still watches Letterman.)
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Who cares what he sounds like. i just like lookin' at the goods.
Are those Armani undies rigged with straps/reenforcements that pull the stuff forward? Womens jeans have been improving asses for yrs with that trick.
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"If you are going to burn our flag, please be sure to wrap yourself in it first."~~~Maxine
Heigl would be on the top of my list in that category.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
becks made a psa that aired in the us last year.
his squeaky voice can be heard in that ad- im sure someone uploaded the psa on utube.
Don't know the exact date it was made, but it was added to Youtube one week ago by Witchmonster. Hope that helps.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
@PSL
devilgirl, same can be said for the women.....
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You said it, sista.
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
You make a valid point, although the same cannot be said about the mental giant that is Phobia Price. When she speaks, it's like E.F Hutton, people listen, damn it!
devilgirl, same can be said for the women.....
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"You should've known from the jump, that you'll always get dumped; so dust off your Fuck Me Pumps"
-Amy Winehouse "Fuck Me Pumps"
I was thinking along those same lines- when did he do that pointless vid? And why?
Many hot celeb men shouldn't speak. They often ruin everything when they open their traps!
Submitted by Mr. President
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Ummm...Wha?...are you talking to me...?...for real, is that talking...? It was like: sigh, sexy noise, sexy noise, sigh, grunt...
Don't get me wrong: It has it's appeal but I don't know if I could *marry* that. Bumping up against him in a crowded elevator would be damn hot, tho...
And another thing: Did he make that when he was 15?
PS Thanks for sharing:)
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yeah, Becks shouldn't speak. The high voice is a disappointment....
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"You should've known from the jump, that you'll always get dumped; so dust off your Fuck Me Pumps"
-Amy Winehouse "Fuck Me Pumps"
Thanx for the utube, I can now officially say I have heard him spe..., well sort of speak and it ain't pretty!
angel and Devilgirl, you're not too far off the mark there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQH4tkUbfJE
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
HA! I was SO just gonna type that.
I figured he just grunts.
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I always thought of him as a pointer and grunter, like a neandrathal(sp? to lazy to care) or passenger on the slow bus.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 30, 2008 - 10:33pm.
You know, I have never heard Becks speak. Is his voice that high for real?
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I know, right?
I didn't even know he *could* speak!
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
You know, I have never heard Becks speak. Is his voice that high for real?
Maybe he's making sure Hayden Panettiere doesn't fall out and hurt herself.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
One of the hottest men ever!Becks is man candy,yum.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I always assumed Posh had his nuts in a vise-grip since he got caught sleeping around.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
OMG I have always wondered that too...why he has such a high voice and he's so freaking hot....man kick him and then we can both find out if it changes his voice!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 30, 2008 - 11:02pm.
"Gettin Jizzy Wit It....na na na na na na na"
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The Freash Jizz of Bel-Air.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 30, 2008 - 7:43pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 30, 2008 - 10:41pm.
One man's nightmares are Will Smith's wet dreams.
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"Gettin Jizzy Wit It....na na na na na na na"
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"You should've known from the jump, that you'll always get dumped; so dust off your Fuck Me Pumps"
-Amy Winehouse "Fuck Me Pumps"
Submitted by Mr. President on June 30, 2008 - 10:46pm.
You aren't the only one. I loathe that man and every movie he does that features him as the exact same guy.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
TV, don't mention Will Smith, please. Am I the only person on this planet who can't stand that guy? Talk about smug, every time I see him I want to punch him in the face.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Oh Mr.Pres, that jizz image has me gagging at the moment!Yuck!
He is not all that, there are hotter Futbol players
Submitted by Mr. President on June 30, 2008 - 10:41pm.
One man's nightmares are Will Smith's wet dreams.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Ugh, TV, that last one was a nasty image. The thought of Tom Cruise squirting his scientolojizz all over Beckham's face is the stuff of nightmares.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."