TORTURE!!!
I must have been naive in thinking that I would never hear the name "Kristy Likes Cocks" ever again. It's true that sometimes she haunts my nightmares, but I usually just wake up in a greasy sweat and take a Simply Sleep. Unfortunately, all the Simply Sleep pills in the world cannot erase this truly tragic news. American's Idol's resident redneck hobag got herself a record deal!!! This cuntry ass hobag belongs in a broke down trailer, nursing her pet possums, while watching WWE Smackdown on the 13" TV she bought on lay-away. She does not belong in a recording studio.
Cocks' first single, "15 Minutes of Shame," will be released this August. Her single title describes what she had to do to get that damn record deal! I'm surprised she didn't name her first single, "American Christians Rule!"
Her album is supposed to come out in the fall. Does that mean in this pork rind skank is going to be everywhere this fall? If that's the case, I'm totally moving to Tibet to become a monk.
Sources: FoxNews
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Has she addressed the mustache issue yet?
Tanya looks beautiful. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site ****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"****
last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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thought it was Tanya Harding with a mall makeover
just another random Idol bone for the bigot demographic, moving on...
who?
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by Mr. President on June 30, 2008 - 7:38pm.
Don't worry, Aubrey O'Day
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Now HOW did I know that was gonna be you?
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Submitted by angel_i on July 1, 2008 - 1:30am.
Uh huh, thanks angel!!
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
My ears bled
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Don't worry, Aubrey O'Day will crush her like a bug on the charts. HAHA.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
She's Kristy Likes Cocks, sillies. And she's MK's WORST nightmare. Only a ho like MK would know who she is (and I mean that in the warmest way).
Also, she has the face of somebody who will be nobody forever.
Obviously, by leaving her up at the top of the page like that, he would like her to be OUR worst nightmare as well.
And now you know:)
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 1, 2008 - 12:47am.
Who is this bitch?
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I'd like to add my voice to that question.
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Hey, what's wrong with having pet possums?! Possums are cool! They have little hands! If you put out two water bowls, they'll use one as a toilet and it makes clean-up really easy. And you don't have to walk them, and they'll eat cereal, trail mix, kitten chow, pretty much anything. They don't need much attention. They're basically nocturnal couch potatoes.
Possums are cool. So there.
-Einah
Who is this bitch?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Ugh I can't believe this. Just to keep it positive, love Jordan Spark's "No Air".
This chick envokes the four "why's": who? what? when? and WHY?!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by NovaNightly on June 30, 2008 - 7:20pm.
This bitch always reminds me of Kristy Swanson
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Before or after the fight with that man's wife?!
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
This bitch always reminds me of Kristy Swanson....she's her dopplegangbanger!
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Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
Submitted by Mr. President on June 30, 2008 - 6:24pm.
Country music has become the dumping ground for the no-talent trash of the music world. I can't watch CMT anymore.
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Hmmm this statement could be said for just about all of the genres of music today.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
I am in the wrong profession.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
My favorite line on AI this year is when this ho down whore told Simon she was going to blow his socks of next week.
She is a Simple Kentucky Country Time Lemon Tart Cunt. I love this bitch.
Mr. President,
I agree. Country music has indeed turned into a "dumping ground" for many.
In the old days, country music was quite groundbreaking: Pasty Cline, Loretta Lynn, Emmylou Harris, to name a few.
Sadly, Hollywood got its hands on the it and turned it into a mecca of marginally talented, peroxide worshiping, corporate hyenas.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
....and who cares?
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"I think she is a bitch and whore. "
-Pam Anderson, re: Chestica
There's nothing wrong with a little WWE. But there is something wrong with giving this bitch a record deal. My god, she's worse than Kellie Pickler - and that's not saying much.
Country music has become the dumping ground for the no-talent trash of the music world. I can't watch CMT anymore.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
================She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now==================================
While I never watch American Idol, I am surprised to see that Miss Piggy was allowed to compete and record an album. Did Jim Henson approve this?
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaat?
jgm22
Seriously...who the fuck is that?
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Well, at least it cuntry music cuz I know I won't be listening to that trash.
i love simply sleep!
Please make this bitch go away. I don't think I can stomach any more of her.
M.K. tell us how you REALLY feel about this bag of pork rinds.
Good Nite Ladies and Gentlemen!
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
fuck this bitch. wait.......no thanks
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?